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  • 게시일 2021. 02. 04.
  • Tell me your dad didn't describe his childhood EXACTLY like this.
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  • CreativePig
    CreativePig 3 개월 전 +15907

    as a Greek dude i can say that he knows too much to be kept alive 🤣🤣

  • fakebeluga
    fakebeluga 2 개월 전 +271

    "When I wanted a lunch, I had to fight two lions, every day the same two lions. Now, they do my taxes"
    Not gonna lie, that part is so freaking hilarious lmao

  • RC Birds
    RC Birds 2 개월 전 +532

    "Sitting wasn't invented"
    This father's great. I use many of his experieces on my grand daughters😁

    • Hott Chubbz
      Hott Chubbz 10 일 전

      ‘The same two lions …. Now they do my taxes..’ mic drop
      😅

    • RC Birds
      RC Birds 11 일 전 +8

      @Ryo Oda My grandson is the next in line. I only wait until he learns to walk🤣

    • Ryo Oda
      Ryo Oda 11 일 전 +7

      Now they get emotional damage 🤣

  • mattkimballz
    mattkimballz 개월 전 +150

    “I did all that on one foot! My other foot was starting a buisness!”
    I’m sorry but this was my favorite line by farrrr 😂😂 good shit man I hope to get recognized for making funny videos one day like you

    • Ritercrazy
      Ritercrazy 25 일 전 +1

      Much success to you.

    • BCisme
      BCisme 29 일 전 +1

      that shit kills me every time he says it.

  • Erik K.
    Erik K. 3 일 전 +3

    Comedy is best when we can make fun of ourselves. Well done, this bit gives me a sliver of hope these days.

  • rachel
    rachel 2 개월 전 +5208

    "you didnt have chairs?"
    "sitting wasnt invented yet!!"
    "when i wanted lunch I had to fight two lions"
    this is hilarous

    • Kirsten Long
      Kirsten Long 5 일 전

      And now they do my taxes😂😂😂😂

    • Drafu
      Drafu 7 일 전

      12

    • manoman0
      manoman0 7 일 전

      @Demonic That, sir, is historical fact.

    • The Zynec
      The Zynec 8 일 전

      "Now they pay my taxes"

    • Elmo
      Elmo 10 일 전

      I RASED A DOONUT, had me rolling🤣🤣🤣

  • Warrior Link
    Warrior Link 개월 전 +39

    Love the comedy 😆
    Huge respect for my Asian friends, their families have a lot of grit!

  • Ricardo Fernandes
    Ricardo Fernandes 2 개월 전 +7

    Can we just appreciate the ammount of amazing effort he puts into his videos?

  • Wakka Wagga
    Wakka Wagga 2 시간 전 +1

    My father had it way easier. He kept telling me he had to walk 7km on foot to his school, uphill of course, no matter the weather. And he reminded me how easy it was for me having a bike, so of course i tell my son how easy he has it being driven to school by train.

  • Jeff Brass
    Jeff Brass 2 개월 전 +31

    I love when the dad says " sitting wasn't invented yet" so good

  • Tornedron
    Tornedron 4 개월 전 +14242

    Asian grade scale:
    A = average
    B = beating
    C = can’t eat dinner
    D = disowned
    F = *funeral*

    • Mai Wang
      Mai Wang 8 시간 전

      E=excommunication

    • sweet_poison126
      sweet_poison126 21 시간 전

      ur version
      A = average
      B = beating
      C = can’t eat dinner
      D = disowned
      F = funeral
      MY VERSION/some of urs:
      A = average
      B = beating
      C = Can't go outside
      D = Dog poo
      F = funeral

    • sweet_poison126
      sweet_poison126 21 시간 전

      @Hello there uhhh

    • sweet_poison126
      sweet_poison126 21 시간 전

      omg!!!!!!!!!! i love that

    • Sophia V
      Sophia V 4 일 전 +1

      Yup I agree 😃

  • Nate Peace
    Nate Peace 2 개월 전 +13

    “I swam all the way from China!” Hilarious! I can’t get this guy’s “Emotional Damage!” meme out of my head! Lol. 😂

  • Zephyr Yeti
    Zephyr Yeti 7 일 전 +4

    My parents were like this before but now I study way too much they're just trying to find a way to make me stop

  • Ryan Hutchins
    Ryan Hutchins 18 시간 전 +1

    “Sitting wasn’t invented yet.”
    I can’t stop laughing.

  • 🌸 Sιerrα Wílliams 세라 🌸

    This is so true...my parents will always tell us about how they have to walk to school everyday.
    .rain or shine..during floods even.

    • s mc
      s mc 28 일 전 +1

      Floods...
      Tornadoes...
      Blizzards...
      Grizzly bear attacks...
      Super Novas... 😉

  • Kay Stephan
    Kay Stephan 5 개월 전 +17543

    Steven's Dad: "How old are you son?"
    Steven: "18"
    Steven's Dad: "When I was your age I was 19!"

    • Emperor Mouse
      Emperor Mouse 17 일 전

      ​@lbj237953 I can only imagine the goofy grin you had copying the same joke posted 63 times in this comment section, yet just somehow worse.

    • lbj237953
      lbj237953 17 일 전

      @Emperor Mouse Oh, did I mention it's gonna be funny?

    • Emperor Mouse
      Emperor Mouse 17 일 전

      @lbj237953 In what world did you think this was funny

    • John Bemery
      John Bemery 개월 전

      You are 18? When I was your age I was 17, because I skipped a grade.

    • Yuvraj Singh
      Yuvraj Singh 개월 전

      Omg I can't stop laughing

  • David Jia
    David Jia 21 일 전 +1

    Every single line of this sketch, from start to finish, KILLED ME!!! 🤣🤣🤣 CAN RELATE! 😅

  • Deelaw
    Deelaw 5 일 전 +1

    "Sitting wasn't invented yet"
    That made me laugh more than I care to admit.

  • Marina Kibukevich
    Marina Kibukevich 2 개월 전 +5

    I have a theory. The two lions Steven's dad fought were two bullies that always messed with him. Now they got successful careers as accountants and begrudgingly to his taxes, checking his work like math teachers. It is also why Steven's dad is always angry when Steven gets lower than an A in algebra. He doesn't want his son going to two lion accountants.

  • Doudyplayz
    Doudyplayz 2 개월 전 +2

    I walked on 1 foot. My other foot was starting a business.
    OH, okay.
    I cant stop laughing this video is great

  • Siri
    Siri 년 전 +15808

    “My other foot was starting a business” that killed me

    • Hendra Santoso
      Hendra Santoso 29 일 전

      He has 3 feets 1 to start a business and 1 to sell rice

    • Siri
      Siri 29 일 전

      @Cydro High pretty inappropriate for you guys to do this here. Kinda unwarranted.

    • Toh Wei Xiang
      Toh Wei Xiang 29 일 전

      Lol

    • Zackery Thomas
      Zackery Thomas 개월 전

      Yeah, that is a good one.

  • Senti bonk
    Senti bonk 25 분 전

    As an asian moms daughter i can really relate to these kind of things. get a B and you need to save your ass from your parents.

  • Ultra Bass Boosted
    Ultra Bass Boosted 6 일 전 +5

    Steven: Gets 'A' In Everything Except A 'B' In Geography
    Steven Agian: Has A Stroke

  • Stephen Bice
    Stephen Bice 개월 전 +2

    xD
    What is great about this is that I received a similar "pep talk" from my late pop-pop (RIP), but we're definitely not of Asian decent, so this gave me a hearty laugh

  • Euclidean Alexis
    Euclidean Alexis 17 일 전

    "I had to walk to school 26 hours a day.
    On one foot.
    My other foot was starting a business."
    That one got me real, real good.

  • ianchoz
    ianchoz 10 개월 전 +40303

    As a greek person I can confirm that Greece is indeed in Mexico

  • MDjal
    MDjal 개월 전

    Stevens dad just taught me more geography than my entire school year

  • José Gudiño L.
    José Gudiño L. 2 개월 전 +1

    The fact that when Steven's dad was young, life was so hard Earth used to need 2 more hours to complete one rotation around its axis LOL

  • CHITUS💖⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻

    “I swam all the way from china”
    “I raised a donut”
    Omg I cant stop laughing this video is gold.

  • Lucas Fernandes
    Lucas Fernandes 3 일 전

    Imagine fighting the same 2 lions everyday. It must get awkward after you start to know each other, no wonder they ended up working for him

  • A K-Pop Stan :D
    A K-Pop Stan :D 년 전 +29876

    "The same lions, now they do my taxes." -Steven's dad

  • AREVARIA
    AREVARIA 17 일 전

    The part u said “now those two lions are doing my taxes”was hysterical

  • Kesav R
    Kesav R 2 개월 전

    THIS IS LITERALLY SO TRUE. MY DAD AND MUM ALWAYS DO THIS.

  • Cari Yaneli
    Cari Yaneli 개월 전

    So funny yet relatable 😂

  • Shiny_Stone
    Shiny_Stone 개월 전

    The "I have to walk really far to school when I was a kid." it hit too close man, that shit true. They actually said that.

  • eurydice fiori
    eurydice fiori 년 전 +11750

    "I SWAM ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA" LMAOOOO 😭

    • E R I C S
      E R I C S 2 개월 전

      He didn't learned Geography, HE LIVED IT.

    • MrKennyWilliams
      MrKennyWilliams 2 개월 전

      That ONE claim your parents say that you don't believe
      Only for photo evidence to prove it wrong and fuck up your view of reality.

    • Jungle EXPO
      Jungle EXPO 2 개월 전

      @Steven He nice

    • 𝐵𝓍𝒹𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓎𝒶𝒽 🌑💫
      𝐵𝓍𝒹𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓎𝒶𝒽 🌑💫 3 개월 전

      @T Chan why start something when there wasn’t anything to start? your just seeking for attention just like every other viewer. Stay in your lane, hun! 💅🏽😎

  • staner
    staner 8 일 전 +2

    My other foot was starting a business😂
    This guy is super talented

  • Terry T. Error
    Terry T. Error 4 일 전

    We’re all praising “sitting wasn’t invented.”
    But I’m gonna praise “I had to fight two lions. The same two lions. Now they do my taxes.”

  • Wine On The Dime
    Wine On The Dime 17 일 전

    Holy shit! I thought the "sitting wasn't invented" line was really good but I damn near spit my wine out when I heard "now they do my taxes."

  • Con Rodriguez
    Con Rodriguez 2 개월 전

    The flashback story of parents...gets me everytime

  • The Atomic Bomb
    The Atomic Bomb 8 개월 전 +6773

    number of quotes in this video
    "i raised a donut"
    " i walked 26 hours a day"
    "Greece is in Mexico"
    "sitting wasn't invented"
    " i fought 2 lions, now they do my taxes"
    "my other foot was starting a business:
    i have never seen more quotes in one video

    • Zanussi Dish
      Zanussi Dish 3 개월 전 +1

      Yeah, Greece is in Mexico is incredible. How do they come up with such content. 🙄

    • DoctorPoke
      DoctorPoke 4 개월 전 +1

      we need a version two where steven's dad will send him to Jesus as well

    • Rotchen Bunkfurt
      Rotchen Bunkfurt 4 개월 전

      @ENJUCI indeed

    • ENJUCI
      ENJUCI 4 개월 전 +1

      But overall I think we all agree when I say the best quote Is.........*inhales deeply*
      "WHAT DA HAAAAIIL"

    • Ickballgaming
      Ickballgaming 5 개월 전 +3

      “I had to walk uphill both ways”

  • H L
    H L 2 개월 전 +1

    Being an Indian, i can relate to the 20 mile walk dialogue. I never knew it was universal

  • Lina A. H. H.
    Lina A. H. H. 일 전

    The way my parents described their treck to school in winter I'm always surprised the hypothermia didn't get them

  • Jo Antonio
    Jo Antonio 개월 전

    My parents were also telling me them stories about how they walked like 57 km every morning barefooted in the mud just to go to school and how they were the best student... Well, up untill today none of me and my brothers and sisters saw their school grades...

  • G - O - D
    G - O - D 2 개월 전 +7

    Steven's Dad: Telling his struggles.
    Steven: "I missed the part where that's my problem".

  • Becky from HR
    Becky from HR 6 개월 전 +9813

    This would very quickly turn into a horror movie if he got a B in math

    • Chien Yang
      Chien Yang 3 개월 전

      @Arjun Kaul,
      I have heard parents punished the children for *ONE POINT OFF* even though the final scores were 99 out of 100.

    • Arjun Kaul
      Arjun Kaul 3 개월 전

      @Chien Yang Bruh, lol! Was implying that only.
      We don't hv "A" grade. Its either A- or A+.
      It's weird if u think 'bout it but.... Whatevs 😂

    • Cydro High
      Cydro High 3 개월 전

      Oh people, turn back to our Lord in repentance, the Lord of the Worlds. Before we turn back to Him. He is the One who created us and to Him we shall return. Worship Him and Him alone. He is the only God, not 3 or 4. No sons, no partners. Whoever associates partners with Allah will be among the disbelievers. Allah is far above what they associate to Him. Peace be upon the one who follows the straight path. The path of Islam. I invite you to succes. Whoever rejects he will be accountable in the hereafter. Seek guidance from our Lord and do not die disbelieving. Surely, satan is an enemy to mankind. Believe in Allah and in His prophets and His final messenger Mohammed. Blessings and Peace be upon all of the prophets. Whoever reject prophets like Moses, Abraham, Jesus, Noah or Mohammed have surely disbelieved in Allah. Whoever rejects any scriptures send by Allah disbelieves. Oh people of the Book, Allah command us to follow his final Messenger Mohammed Peace be upon him. Follow the last revelation (Quran), were it confirms the previous scriptures. Allah only accepts the religion of Islam, full submission to him. So you may succeed! It will not burden you, it will make it easy for you... Incase you are a person who searches truth. Here. krclip.com/video/3_JcakBpoWA/비디오.html

    • Tracy L
      Tracy L 3 개월 전

      lol can’t breath laughed too hard

    • Sujal Ghorse
      Sujal Ghorse 3 개월 전

      @Cecily Peters that will make you stronger.

  • iShoe👠👠
    iShoe👠👠 16 일 전

    As an Indian..it's soooooo relatable 😂😂😂.. especially the walking without shoes part 😂😂😂

  • ClassicRockFanSam
    ClassicRockFanSam  2 개월 전

    “I had to walk 20 miles up hill both ways for 26 hours a day on one foot. My other foot was starting a business”
    “When I wanted food I had to fight to lions, ever day, the same two lions, now they do my taxes”
    *A very successful person indeed*

  • Gabriel Spricido
    Gabriel Spricido 12 일 전

    Those jokes are always funny lmao 😭😭

  • Reshma S tadas
    Reshma S tadas 2 개월 전 +2

    Good to know that Chinese dads also walked 20 miles to go to school just like Indian dads. We are not the only ones suffering 😅

  • Gilberto Cortez
    Gilberto Cortez 년 전 +8646

    “Greece is in Mexico” Best quote ever made by man.

    • ShadowedNinja
      ShadowedNinja 4 개월 전

      @Steven He the world wasn't invented yet
      it was just a world of imagination

    • The Thin Man
      The Thin Man 4 개월 전

      @AGIS LYCOUDIS right now, we're a joke to everyone

    • Bladerdust Spirit
      Bladerdust Spirit 4 개월 전

      HEELLAASS FOR EVER

    • Matt The Mat
      Matt The Mat 4 개월 전

      @Steven He your 1000th like :)

    • Noah Hawkins
      Noah Hawkins 5 개월 전

      @Doomsday Greece is European and Turkey is middle east,think he was confused with thinking it was a continent joke rather than one country to another.

  • Hank Dressel Robotnik
    Hank Dressel Robotnik 2 개월 전

    Everytime I miss 3 pieces of rice from my bowl my mom would just start talking about how hard her life was and all that
    very relatable

  • hucky funky
    hucky funky 2 개월 전 +1

    As a Greek man i can say that this knows what he is doing 😂😂

  • FATIMA NOOR
    FATIMA NOOR 2 개월 전

    this guy is literally the best 🤣

  • Funny emo obbies
    Funny emo obbies 7 일 전

    you are going to make me burst a blood vessel from laughing 😆😅🤣🤣🤣😂

  • Hi
    Hi 년 전 +2377

    “When I went to school I had to walk uphill both ways for 26 hours a day”
    This guy is breaking the laws of physics to get to school

  • Yasho Wardhan
    Yasho Wardhan 9 일 전

    Even as an Indian I can relate so much 😂

  • Sumya Prome
    Sumya Prome 2 개월 전

    When i was little i used to hear stories from my grandfather how they swam to school everyday so i always imagined him swimming to school everyday which is really funny now that i think of it...i also heard my mum running to school coz my maternal grandfather apparently didn’t want my mother to go to school so she always ran to go quickly or something but yeah...heard some wild stories in my childhood about school... Asian households are crazy

  • Pedro Fortunato
    Pedro Fortunato 5 일 전

    The Lions doing his taxes made me laugh hard, especially because here in Brazil, the Lion is used by the federal government as an emblem of the tax agency.

  • RedXBlue
    RedXBlue 개월 전 +3

    "the same two lions, now they do my taxes"
    who else cracked at this

  • Hmoob Dude
    Hmoob Dude 3 개월 전 +4755

    Steven: "...I got an A in everything"
    Steven's Dad: "Ok, you did average"
    I didn't catch this one at first LOL

    • Shivelight
      Shivelight 3 시간 전

      @Palladium Protractor not just east asia, in India too it's A1(A+) 95 below, A2(A) 95 above etc

    • Mai Wang
      Mai Wang 8 시간 전

      A-average
      B-beaten up
      C-chased away from the house
      D-death
      F-respect

    • Master Marc Subliminals
      Master Marc Subliminals 3 일 전

      @millsbomb007 i got the same. i asked the teacher about the missing point. she was the one who did not explain that

    • Rashed
      Rashed 14 일 전

      @millsbomb007 once I got 100 on 100 in Computer Science, my Mom literally replied, "So what?!"

  • Devin Sussex Graves the Guru

    Omfg, how... so much gold! Also trauma, argh, childhood flashbacks! I was called fat and thick skulled, among the usual other dozen insulting words Asian parents use in their insults. My dad had that same habit of telling me how easy life is for me and talking about his hardships walking 4 miles to fetch water for a family of 8, and he also thought of things to make me do so I could experience some of that hardship, and you know, better survive in the "real world".

  • Jan Feb
    Jan Feb 18 일 전

    Dude I laughed at the thumbnail. Litteraly makes my day to watch your videos

  • RX Gaming
    RX Gaming 2 개월 전 +1

    as a Greek dude i can say that he knows too much to be kept alive 🤣🤣

  • Richard Boddington
    Richard Boddington 개월 전

    "My other foot was starting a business.." Can't stop laughing.

  • Rakgreen
    Rakgreen 년 전 +4681

    “ Loin now do my taxes” the best quote ever

    • Sand
      Sand 4 개월 전 +1

      @Adrizzy Sasa now I have given you exactly 69 likes just to make it fit *loins*.

    • PTR GR
      PTR GR 6 개월 전

      @Steven He Really smart, he fights them like when he did for food before 😁

    • Reese Heals
      Reese Heals 6 개월 전 +1

      Loins werent invented yet tho

    • Daniel Survivor
      Daniel Survivor 년 전

      Actually it's said "Now they do my taxes"
      Aka they are lions

    • Antisocial Karma
      Antisocial Karma 년 전 +3

      Let me just go to the zoo real quick to do my taxes-

  • BigDaddy
    BigDaddy 개월 전

    " My other foot was starting a business" killed me 🤣🤣

  • 白い影
    白い影 개월 전

    "I Raised A Donut" That Had Me Rolling 😂😂

  • Nat Tompkins
    Nat Tompkins 14 일 전 +1

    bro the dialogue this guy writes has me in stitches

  • TrIpleTr0uble
    TrIpleTr0uble 9 일 전

    It’s too funny😂😂😂😂 “Had to walk 26 hours a day walked on one foot other foot was starting a buisness” “Except a B” “dramatic heart attack”

  • CJF Hotshot
    CJF Hotshot 년 전 +3565

    "I had to fight 2 lions... Now they do my taxes"
    So thats how you get employees

    • Xalerant
      Xalerant 4 개월 전 +4

      *His body was found in the jungle a year later…*

    • Lucas Tsui
      Lucas Tsui 10 개월 전 +1

      1000th like

    • Ice God
      Ice God 11 개월 전 +13

      The damn lions are taking our jobs!

    • F.B.I
      F.B.I 11 개월 전 +4

      @。Choco Cheska 。 yep!

    • 。Choco Cheska 。
      。Choco Cheska 。 11 개월 전 +10

      @F.B.I EVEN THE F.B.I AGREES

  • Wookie Brick Studios
    Wookie Brick Studios 개월 전 +1

    This is too funny 🤣😂

  • SMCProduction
    SMCProduction 2 개월 전

    I swear my parents are like "I swam across the entire ocean, found 3000 lions and still made it on time" and I'd be like "What the hell"

  • Dr JessieJJ
    Dr JessieJJ 28 일 전

    When I was going to school I had to walk twenty miles a day uphill both ways with one foot my other foot was starting a business....Even African parents do this🤣

  • Vetadsa Moleg
    Vetadsa Moleg 10 일 전

    This reminds me of an incident. I was teaching a Calculus class at the college and a young lady from Asia (I don't recall the country - maybe China or Vietnam) made a 97 on one of my examinations. She was mortified.

  • Thor Odin son
    Thor Odin son 6 개월 전 +8351

    “I had to fight two lions, the same two lions every day , now they do my taxes”
    Maybe one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. This guy is a legend.

    • Void
      Void 3 개월 전

      @txquartz sick

    • I was wondering
      I was wondering 3 개월 전

      @Syramid 😊🌅🌱🌻🦋🦋🦋

    • Syramid
      Syramid 3 개월 전

      @I was wondering Yea your interpretation makes the most sense, thanks

    • I was wondering
      I was wondering 3 개월 전

      @Kaoru Sugimura Sounds like the two lions were the father's academic competitors in school, who competited with the father, and later became CPAs or tax consultants. In Asia culture, CPA is a valuable career. However, the father is successful too so his two competitive school peers are doing tax for him. So it's a story of three dedicated tough lions that the father used to motivate the son to study harder.😂😂😂

    • I was wondering
      I was wondering 3 개월 전

      @Syramid The father's two academic competitors in class who later earned accounting degrees and are the father's tax consultants now.

  • Hoseok_Bello
    Hoseok_Bello 20 일 전

    This one is very funny! Thank you 😊

  • William R
    William R 2 개월 전 +2

    People get too worked up over trivial matters like getting a B. We live in a Pre-warp civilization a B is nothing to worry about.

  • WindDings
    WindDings 11 일 전

    For some reason I relate more to Steven's dad's reaction

  • PappleApples
    PappleApples 개월 전

    “At lunch I had to fight two lions, now they do my taxes” 😂😂😂😂

  • Papillow
    Papillow 년 전 +8417

    "My other foot was starting a business"
    Y E S

  • Stephen Sperr
    Stephen Sperr 3 시간 전

    As Dom Mazzeti says, “It’s the job of each generation to make it easier for the next generation, then complain about how they have it so easy.”

  • saizoセーゾ
    saizoセーゾ 2 개월 전

    "when I wanted lunch I had to fight two lions, everyday the same two lions.. Now they do my taxes" 😂😂😂

  • Kimberly Cunningham

    As an Indian/Irish, I can confirm that this is all our parents remind us off.

  • midnight Rampage
    midnight Rampage 개월 전

    This the funniest damn skit I have seen!

  • H Best
    H Best 3 개월 전 +4683

    “I swam all the way from china”
    “I raised a donut”
    Omg I cant stop laughing this video is gold.

    • JENDALL714
      JENDALL714 14 일 전

      @𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒛𝒐. 𝑬 In China days are longer.

    • Baby Girl
      Baby Girl 17 일 전

      @Saigon_Lily lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • natc
      natc 개월 전

      @Saigon_Lily In all seriousness though spewing radiation is what we *want* the sun to be doing...

    • Mark M
      Mark M 2 개월 전

      @Saigon_Lily Very good. That’s what I like to hear.

    • Saigon_Lily
      Saigon_Lily 2 개월 전 +2

      @Mark M actually I do the same to my kids just tweaked it a little so not too severe. They already getting A's in school with just medium level of Asian parenting lol

  • Terry Zhao
    Terry Zhao 2 개월 전 +3

    0:36 "My other foot was starting a business!"
    How did it not get smashed up by the Red Guards?

  • Sha So Irie
    Sha So Irie 2 개월 전

    I’m stuck on the fact that he said “I had to walk to school uphill both times”😭😭😭😭 How is that even possible‼️🤣🤣🤣

  • Bahman Beheshti
    Bahman Beheshti 개월 전

    I love you man I laugh so much 🤣

  • Bira Vek
    Bira Vek 2 개월 전

    "Sitting wasn't invented yet", man that thing had me dying

  • E
    E 년 전 +6739

    I expected a line that would be like
    “How the hell u get a B in geography?! Do u even know where our living room is!?!”

  • Failedpuberty6x
    Failedpuberty6x 개월 전

    Even as a black kid, I had to hear about how my parents walked snow covered hills in the dark frozen hours of morning, climbing out of the 9th circle of Dante's Hell just to reach a road that would take them to another road, that would take them to the bus stop that may take them to school. Why parents like this?? 🤣🤣

  • CloakedColt444
    CloakedColt444 15 일 전

    The way he fell back in disbelief 😂😂

  • e consumer
    e consumer 11 일 전

    Classic. So good. That's how it goes here at home. You need to make videos about going grocery shopping and ordering take-out

  • Swole Code
    Swole Code 12 일 전

    “I had to fight 2 lions..Everyday the same 2 lions!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣! Absolutely hilarious

  • °ThatsNotMe°
    °ThatsNotMe° 2 개월 전 +2310

    "When I wen't to school, I had to walk 20 mile. Up hill both ways, 26 hours a day! On one foot, my other foot was starting a business" Never gets old

    • Maya More
      Maya More 일 전 +1

      @ucraznmonkey Divorced parents. One lives at the bottom of the hill. The school's in the middle. And the other house is at the top. After dinner you drive back down.

    • Trelior
      Trelior 일 전

      Let's just hope he didn't get off on the wrong foot.

    • manoman0
      manoman0 7 일 전 +1

      ...and most likely true.

    • Bandit Buddies
      Bandit Buddies 15 일 전 +1

      @Cosmos Provider I didn't even notice because im dumb

    • Lourence Ted
      Lourence Ted 25 일 전

      ☠️☠️☠️

  • Maciej Kolosko
    Maciej Kolosko 10 일 전

    had to walk to school uphill ... both ways ... gold ... made my cry laughing

  • Union Jack
    Union Jack 26 일 전

    "my other foot was starting a bussiness" That killed me

  • Weirdo Madness
    Weirdo Madness 개월 전 +1

    "my other foot was starting a business" a masterpiece

  • Gseric47
    Gseric47 2 개월 전

    Had to go back and watch this for my birthday. Happened to me in college 😂😂😂