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  • Anya Gupta
    Anya Gupta 년 전 +74553

    "wat da hell is a dishwasher?"
    I dOn know, it's a very expensive drying rack. LMAO🤣
    I am Hmong American and can attest to this truth. At an aunt's house they used the dishwasher as Storage*, and bragging about the dishwasher in the house. (Apparently it's a symbol of wealth) "Like the Rich💰white-people." 😆 I had to runaway, holding back laughter.

  • That Guy
    That Guy 년 전 +17098

    “My son such a failure he can’t even cook rice.” *Begins to cry* 😂😂🤣🤣

    • Mattsi
      Mattsi 2 일 전

      70th reply

    • •Ink!Levi•
      •Ink!Levi• 4 일 전

      I'm more failure I can cook noodles and rice not pizza

    • Soracal
      Soracal 5 일 전

      That killed me when he said that

    • Tina Lin
      Tina Lin 8 일 전

      I was so shocked that they didn’t know how to cook rice I’ve never been so shook in my entire life

    • HeyItsGaYoung
      HeyItsGaYoung 9 일 전

      I kid u not. That's my brother's only job at home everyday. So when I watched the ending I cracked up XD

  • Avalanche Relapse
    Avalanche Relapse 2 개월 전 +1829

    "your tyrannosaurus had NUNCHUCKS???"
    such an underrated line. what makes it better is the shot before that where the glasses guy feels challenged

    • SarahK
      SarahK 2 일 전

      @Avalanche Relapse His statement has only one meaning, but it's purpose and implication depend on Steven's dad's original intent. And he doesn't truly assume the t-rex has the nunchucks, but rather *pretends* to assume this.
      Imagine, for a moment, that Steven's dad deliberately used ambiguous English in an attempt to bait Glasses Guy into saying something along the line of "You got nunchucks? I had to fight mine bare-handed!" This would have cemented Glasses Guy as fighting a normal, unarmed T-Rex, while being unarmed. This would leave Steven's dad free to clarify that the t-rex had the nunchucks, while Steven's dad was unarmed. This would be a harder fight, and Glasses Guy would be unable to one-up this because he'd already established his combat was unarmed on both sides.
      Glasses Guy saw that coming, and knew not to escalate that way. Instead, he preempts this by saying "your t-rex got nunchucks?"
      If Steven's dad had said basically *anything* in response to that, it would have allowed Glasses Guy to claim *his* t-rex had literally anything worse, without Glasses Guy ever having claimed to have had a weapon of his own.

    • Avalanche Relapse
      Avalanche Relapse 2 일 전

      @SarahK your logic makes sense to me until the last paragraph. why do you say glasses guy pretended to assume one thing, instead of simply accepting it as fact? also, i don’t see how glasses guy’s response could ever have a double meaning. “your tyrannosaurus had nunchucks” isn’t ambiguous english; so in this case, glasses guy is the one who admits defeat.

    • SarahK
      SarahK 2 일 전

      @Avalanche Relapse "I fought a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks" is ambiguous English. "With nunchucks" might modify "fought", i.e. Steven's dad was armed with nunchucks, or it might modify "tyrannosaurus", i.e. the T-Rex had nunchucks.
      Because it's ambiguous, the listener could choose to interpret it either way. However, because Steven's dad is Asian, the typical listener would racistly assume that he was the one who had been using the nunchucks.
      The return comment, "your T-rex had nunchucks?" shows that Glasses Guy had assumed the other meaning: that Steven's dad's T-rex had been armed with nunchucks. The disbelief and the admission of being outplayed comes with the implication that he had also fought a T-rex; *however,* it also implies that, while his T-rex was unarmed, Glasses Guy was also unarmed.
      Glasses Guy identified the ambiguous English, and *pretended* to assume the T-rex had the nunchucks. He then reacted, with a sense of awe, "Your t-rex had nunchucks?!?" This could serve as an appropriate reaction to either possible meaning of Steven's dad's statement: either as an apparent misunderstanding combined with a one-up assertion that Glasses Guy had to fight a T-rex *while unarmed,* _or_ as a simple admission that Steven's dad had the tougher fight. In the latter case, he makes no social faux pas, but in the former case, he uses this comeback as a clever, back-handed way to one-up Steven's dad.

    • Simen Martinussen
      Simen Martinussen 3 일 전

      @Avalanche Relapse yeah that's why "your tyrannosaurus had nunchucks?" forces him to admit that he was the one who was armed

    • Neji Hyuga
      Neji Hyuga 5 일 전

      I was on this part when i read this

  • FloofyRedRibbon
    FloofyRedRibbon 2 개월 전 +1431

    "I'm a data scientist, triple Ph.D. from Harvard. I invented parallel parking, and I help NASA land a paper clip ON DA SUN"
    Seriously I love that sentence so much I memorized it and said it a thousand times to anybody who would listen🤣🤣

  • An Epic Otter
    An Epic Otter 2 개월 전 +686

    “Are you ok?”
    A neurosurgeon who can’t cook rice. The father must have very strong and complicated feelings about that

    • Moarmygene
      Moarmygene 2 일 전 +1

      Well...he is 9😂

    • Tomas T
      Tomas T 9 일 전

      i knew a doctor who used infusion bags on his car while repairing it.

    • Gentry Dean
      Gentry Dean 9 일 전 +1

      Or is it actually a different son?

    • Vratko
      Vratko 11 일 전 +4

      He is still just 9 yeras old so i think its perfectly balanced.

    • Min Tonī
      Min Tonī 19 일 전 +19

      No complicated feelings, just shame.

  • Faith Lee
    Faith Lee 개월 전 +142

    I’m Korean and I grew up thinking a dishwasher was an expensive drying rack… I’m almost 18 and I found out what it was a year ago. The culture shock I got from this new information was life changing.

    • Automatic Animation
      Automatic Animation 5 시간 전

      @G-Force same. One time I accidentally pressed one of the buttons and I immediately thought "oh it's a dishwasher" I didn't know it was there for like 7 years.

    • Gentry Dean
      Gentry Dean 9 일 전 +1

      I guess that episode of Fresh off the Boat was accurate then.... but I'm no less confused...

    • G-Force
      G-Force 10 일 전 +3

      Yeah my son was also shocked that we were washing by hand when there was nice Bosch next to the sink for the last 10 years. Glad we are not the only weirdos.

    • Peter Marreck
      Peter Marreck 29 일 전 +12

      I have this image in my mind of hundreds of thousands of dishwashers that have never actually been run. 🙄
      Could have been a market opportunity, just sell a cheaper but nicer-looking one that doesn’t actually work as a washer, only a dryer!

  • Geography Now
    Geography Now 7 개월 전 +18423

    They forgot that ovens are storage for pots and pans too.

    • Chan Kim
      Chan Kim 일 전

      It's time to learn geography NOW

    • Saitama D. Anarchist
      Saitama D. Anarchist 3 일 전

      My abuela does that!

    • MC4D
      MC4D 4 일 전

      What?! Asians do that too?! I thought only Mexicans did that lol

    • Aether Reed
      Aether Reed 6 일 전

      My brother used to do this, he always put the cast iron ones in the oven to dry off. I always started it without looking inside and realized by the smell that he never took them out.

    • Destroyer
      Destroyer 7 일 전

      If there's vacant space it must be filled up.

  • Cuboid Gamez
    Cuboid Gamez 개월 전 +81

    I love how this guy is the only asian meme maker who makes content relatable to the entire Asian continent not just East asia

    • ForceIce_YT
      ForceIce_YT 2 일 전

      This si relateable cuz im indonesia and my dad and this is how my neighbor Flex

    • Aditi H
      Aditi H 5 일 전

      I know right 🤣🤣 I'm Indian and I totally relate

    • Tamuna Tsertsvadze
      Tamuna Tsertsvadze 28 일 전 +3

      Ikr! I'm from the Republic of Georgia (Caucasus) and despite many European influences, I can still find many of his skits relatable as hell xD

    • Blake Johnson
      Blake Johnson 28 일 전 +1

      Malaysia🙋‍♀️

    • Nathan Proença
      Nathan Proença 개월 전 +8

      Dude I'm from Brazil and it's the same.
      We have a dishwasher which I never saw being used

  • Natnoi Loikor
    Natnoi Loikor 개월 전 +44

    "my son is such a failure, he can't even cook rice"
    As Thai, I can feel the pain in this line. This reason alone can turn your parents from good to bad in one sentence.

  • Insignificant
    Insignificant 개월 전 +31

    "I invented parallel parking" ... love the random lines Stephen comes up with 😂❤

  • JUM M
    JUM M 27 일 전 +13

    I love how they end up bonding with each other over roasting their failures so hard that they hurt their own feelings LOLL

  • Nusa 『ヌサ~』
    Nusa 『ヌサ~』 년 전 +21377

    “My son is such a failure he can’t even cook rice”
    that's a big price to pay for becoming a 9 years old neuro-surgeon prodigy

    • VeriousShifter
      VeriousShifter 개월 전

      @Terrarian206 We asians cook 1 minute rice in 58 seconds

    • Sam Shah
      Sam Shah 2 개월 전

      @jmlinden7 my ex boss always made mistakes while using photocopier machine.

    • Margot Yang
      Margot Yang 2 개월 전

      @justyourlocalyandere when i was 5 years old i already know how to cook rice

    • Rigel Franzel P. Halili
      Rigel Franzel P. Halili 2 개월 전

      @VerSuz Zero "RICE COOKER"

    • Aiko Mhae
      Aiko Mhae 3 개월 전

      Qa

  • M P
    M P 18 일 전 +3

    i love how he's carrying a can of corn in his jacket pocket lol

  • Vimean Meng
    Vimean Meng 22 일 전 +9

    THIS IS SO TRUE HAHA. you def go from boasting about your children’s success to competing for whose children have more weaknesses 😂💀

  • Sascha
    Sascha 개월 전 +4

    Dude, you have a special talent. I watched a bunch of different comedians with little more than mild interest. With yours I almost spat out my morning coffee trying to stop myself from laughing. You are a comedic genius.

  • Rebecca E
    Rebecca E 개월 전 +8

    This is honestly one of my favorite videos ever. Makes me smile every time!

  • Kaitlyn Snape
    Kaitlyn Snape 년 전 +7473

    “My son is such a failure he can’t even cook rice”
    Isn’t he a 9 year old Neosurgeon-

    • greg
      greg 3 일 전

      He said neurosurgeon not rice cooker

    • Undertale Fan
      Undertale Fan 4 일 전

      He can't reach the rice maker on the counter

    • Ayush Pandey
      Ayush Pandey 6 일 전

      😂

    • Rachy MN
      Rachy MN 11 일 전

      No matter what u do. Parents will find what to be disappointed in

    • a Player
      a Player 2 개월 전

      @Akemi Homura plus you know Asian dads don't care right?

  • David Wayne
    David Wayne 개월 전 +4

    Awesome. Firing on all cylinders. I had to hold back a spit-take when he said his neurosurgeon son was nine. And then again with the invention of parallel parking. Good stuff; excellent timing.

  • juan hernandez
    juan hernandez 2 개월 전 +2

    I love these guys. OMG, I will watch it again. Perfect. Every group of humans needs to do this and laugh at themselves.

  • Eric Nakahara
    Eric Nakahara 29 일 전 +2

    the rice making part got me snort-laughing, probably everyone from Hawaii laughing too. hahaha!!

  • Anant prakash
    Anant prakash 개월 전 +2

    I have watched this 10 times but it still cracks me up every time

  • Hm
    Hm 년 전 +18118

    Asian: *"Bragging who can do better"*
    Also Asian: *"Bragging who got it worst"*

    • Shade Lich
      Shade Lich 21 일 전

      They took Southern B.S.ing to the next level and remade it in their image

    • ‭‭アキュララ
      ‭‭アキュララ 개월 전

      i feel offenced

    • Zetsubo
      Zetsubo 2 개월 전 +1

      Sound like 'progressives' in 2022.
      I'm a , hear me roar! I'm strong and proud and smart and funny capable and....'
      2 minutes later
      I'm a

    • a Player
      a Player 2 개월 전

      @HJ this is from one year ago, but negative addition and subtraction confuses me too much

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  • WeStart FromHere
    WeStart FromHere 11 일 전 +2

    How does he always make me laugh?!

  • Rodrik Haddad
    Rodrik Haddad 개월 전 +2

    That open box strategy got me questioning all my life choices

  • You ever eat a hotdog nicca

    This is the first time in a long time a video made me laugh so hard out loud . As a eastern Asian I can still appreciate this

  • Whol3NothaL3v3l
    Whol3NothaL3v3l 개월 전 +6

    I was over it when he explained the open box discount 😭

  • lav!
    lav! 4 개월 전 +10114

    “My son is such a failure, he can’t even cook rice”
    *…*
    “Are you ok”

    • Keetakawee Punpeng
      Keetakawee Punpeng 2 개월 전 +1

      That's legit emotional damage right there.

    • •[ Āķakø Şhīkû_赤子 死苦 ]•
      •[ Āķakø Şhīkû_赤子 死苦 ]• 2 개월 전 +1

      I'm asian and don't even know how to cook rice.
      I'm a failure lol.

    • P Her
      P Her 2 개월 전 +2

      Damn. I felt for this man lmao.

    • NYCLIBERAL
      NYCLIBERAL 2 개월 전

      @Can Phan
      I can get get your friend a *brand new* rice cooker from a factory in China for discount of 95%!

    • NYCLIBERAL
      NYCLIBERAL 2 개월 전

      💀💀💀💀😭🤣😂😅😆😁

  • Mr_Maverick
    Mr_Maverick 4 일 전 +1

    🤣 😹 I don't know Asians personally, but as an African and with the way African parents flex, I can so relate. 💀 😹 This is hilarious.

  • David Zmiarowski
    David Zmiarowski 2 개월 전 +1

    This is a perfect video that shows how parents actually flex. I love it.

  • Kiyo
    Kiyo 개월 전 +11

    I'm Filipino American and at my house we never use the dishwasher for actually washing the dishes. We just use it for storage after hand-washing them. Glad to see I'm not the only one here whose family did that lmao

    • Shinee D
      Shinee D 개월 전 +1

      I'm also an Asian, but I really don't understand why people don't use their dishwashers?

  • Buffster
    Buffster 8 일 전 +1

    Absolutely dying with laughter.😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Lost Mark
    Lost Mark 4 개월 전 +8518

    "I invented parallel parking" was so out of nowhere, I laughed for like a solid minute at that

  • ThummNail
    ThummNail 개월 전 +1

    As an Indian, i confirm this is *VERY* relatable 🤣💀

  • Caroline Laumann
    Caroline Laumann 개월 전 +1

    Steven, you are so awesome, today i had road rage because someone was driving stupid, then i thought about emotional damage, i started saying with an accent, why so slow why turn so slow, your mother raised a donut, failure... and that made me laugh and no longer angry. love your skits!

  • EarlyMist
    EarlyMist 18 일 전

    Laughed at this many times over many months 🤣

  • Valentín Poggio{}
    Valentín Poggio{} 개월 전 +1

    Amazing how naturally Steven interacts with Steven

  • me
    me 3 개월 전 +5315

    I love how it goes from flexing about their kids accomplishments to flexing about their kids failures.

  • ForeverTya21
    ForeverTya21 개월 전

    I love your content. You're videos are very entertaining and never fails to make me laugh. Keep up the great work! 🤣🤣

  • Sion Kim
    Sion Kim 6 일 전 +1

    As an Asian I can confirm this is exactly how it goes

  • Aarya Lolap
    Aarya Lolap 26 일 전 +6

    "My son such a failure he can't even cook rice."
    "..."
    "*Are you okay?*"
    a good man knowing when to stop when someone's going through their worst times 😔🖐️

  • Serin Wee
    Serin Wee 개월 전 +1

    "My son such a failure, can't even cook rice" - DEFINITELY ME LMAO

  • PGNP
    PGNP 년 전 +32322

    He isn't even exaggerating this is exactly how they flex

    • DawsenScript
      DawsenScript 11 일 전

      My grandma is from Okinawa, Japan and she says the stuff about school all the time lol

    • Alder Orion
      Alder Orion 13 일 전

      Bro it’s really bad, and the worst part is how it affects their kids. I had a lot of Chinese friends growing up who were so fucking tired of being compared

    • Goh's Pokeball
      Goh's Pokeball 15 일 전

      True lol

    • SungDripWoo
      SungDripWoo 16 일 전

      Really? Some one has real life stories from there asian parents?

    • John Ybanez
      John Ybanez 17 일 전

      exactly

  • Gina Casey Levien
    Gina Casey Levien 2 개월 전

    So nice to see some light hearted humour, thank you. Can you do one of Europeans trying to use chopsticks or older people (like me ha ha) trying to learn technology.

  • GAME FOR FAME
    GAME FOR FAME 개월 전

    Love how he even tries to 1 up how big of a disappointment his son is

  • Mitchell Block
    Mitchell Block 개월 전

    I loved how this ended. Has me in tears😂

  • Venality
    Venality 2 개월 전

    “I had back surgery from carrying Steven’s KRclip channel.” 🤣🤣🤣 my dad was laughing with me too

  • Lord STANDA
    Lord STANDA 8 개월 전 +10895

    “I fought a tyrannosaur with nunchucks.”
    I can’t stop laughing.

    • Maggie Noodle
      Maggie Noodle 4 개월 전

      burst off laughter when I found out what nunchucks is

    • dinomike
      dinomike 4 개월 전

      me too

    • Mr.Donald Trump
      Mr.Donald Trump 4 개월 전

      ​@Steven He​were thenunchucks made of? Vibranium?

    • Zoro
      Zoro 4 개월 전

      @Ivan Lol amature, I FOUGHT IT WITH A WET TOWEL

  • KWOK LEUNG Au
    KWOK LEUNG Au 개월 전 +1

    “I fly to school” that got me laugh so much

  • Arish Khan
    Arish Khan 2 개월 전 +2

    as an asian this is true, every morning we go to our neighbor's home just to tell we didnt slept for the whole night

  • megashadow1390
    megashadow1390 2 일 전

    I now find myself saying "NICE. VERY IMPRESSIVE" in his accent every time 😂

  • Jafar Ahmed
    Jafar Ahmed 8 일 전 +2

    "I invented parallel parking and I helped NASA land a paper clip on the Sun." Bro what a genius.

  • Trev The Kid
    Trev The Kid 4 개월 전 +3559

    I love how their flexes turn from "my kid is super impressive" "No mine is" to "my kid fuckin sucks" "same lol"

    • muan
      muan 3 개월 전 +2

      its an asian thing dude lol..

    • georgy ekimov
      georgy ekimov 3 개월 전 +1

      @Snas that hurts mate

    • Snas
      Snas 3 개월 전 +9

      @georgy ekimov thats my life, german dad chinese mum, get an A- and still get shit on :(

    • Santoso Wijaya
      Santoso Wijaya 3 개월 전 +2

      @Hưng Vũ Oh no, parents are proud of their offsprings accomplishments. This world is so cruel 🥲

    • StarScreen Studio
      StarScreen Studio 4 개월 전 +1

      @OliveOilz its hard

  • Sans
    Sans 개월 전

    “I once fought a tyrannosaur with nunchucks”
    Got me there🤣🤣🤣

  • KaiZenL0L [GD]
    KaiZenL0L [GD] 12 일 전 +1

    "And I helped nasa land a paperclip to the sun"
    "What the hell does that do?"
    Cries of Laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • GrantRustin
    GrantRustin 2 개월 전 +1

    As a very white man from a very white community, I’ve learned a lot from this channel. Thanks Stephen

  • andre blackwood
    andre blackwood 11 일 전 +1

    "I helped nasa land a paper clip on the sun" This has me dead lmao

  • I am B
    I am B 7 개월 전 +5213

    "what about your son?"
    "hes a neuro surgeon. Age 9."
    *five minutes later*
    "hes such a failure he cant cook rice"
    *cries*
    edit: guys tysm! Today I cooked rice and it burned i feel like such a failure-

    • No U
      No U 2 개월 전

      @SVK 123T Back in my age I cooked rice in the womb

    • 1 Mol
      1 Mol 6 개월 전

      @Vidar Odinson Do you need to use rice cooker to cook rice?

    • 1 Mol
      1 Mol 6 개월 전

      I technically can't cook rice if I don't get to use a rice cooker.
      I can only cook congee using pot.

    • FFootcer
      FFootcer 6 개월 전

      Neural surgeon go to school

    • Chase Cortes
      Chase Cortes 6 개월 전

      @SVK 123T Oh please, my grandfather taught me how to cook rice even before my mother was born

  • Samuraiwarm
    Samuraiwarm 개월 전 +1

    "my 9 year old son is a neurosurgeon"
    "my son is a failure he can't even cook rice"
    nice we both flex and shit talk about our own son in the span of a few seconds

  • Katie Quinn
    Katie Quinn 10 일 전 +1

    I have no idea why it took so long for this to be in my recommends but boy was it worth the wait. Your videos are hilarious. Subscribed.

  • Kenjira
    Kenjira 5 일 전

    Steven. You are the best thing on KRclip. Thanks for the laughs. It helps to heal my EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! 💔❤❤

  • Unacceptable James Murphy

    This one murdered me with laughter, LMAO.

  • bugsy
    bugsy 6 개월 전 +8386

    "I'm a data scientist, triple PhD from Harvard, I invented parallel parking, and I help NASA land a paperclip on the sun"
    I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣

  • Tosi Hysi
    Tosi Hysi 개월 전

    I'm not the targeted audience but I'm laughing like I haven't in a long time

  • DoctorAlfredo101
    DoctorAlfredo101 개월 전

    "My son such a failure he doesn't even know how to cook rice..... "
    "Are you ok?"
    That was hilarious

  • Brandon Sadler-Gray
    Brandon Sadler-Gray 11 일 전 +1

    “I fought a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks” might be the best line in history

  • purple warrior
    purple warrior 24 일 전 +1

    I was about to die choking of laughter

  • Feral_Sins
    Feral_Sins 7 개월 전 +6606

    "My son such a failure he can't even cook rice"
    "Are you ok...?"
    how to go from bragging to heartbreak in 0.5 seconds XD

    • funni
      funni 4 개월 전 +1

      lol
      4K likes

    • Haeters
      Haeters 4 개월 전

      "We'll see about that."

    • TheAngryDanishViking
      TheAngryDanishViking 4 개월 전

      @CookieSimpsツ Who microwaves instant noodles? you just pour hot water into it :s

    • CookieSimpsツ
      CookieSimpsツ 4 개월 전 +1

      One of my Asian classmates last year... tried to make instant noodles in the microwave at school... it legitimately set a small flame no cap. (Don’t worry everyone was safe he just forgot to freaking add water-)

    • Sw1nkz
      Sw1nkz 4 개월 전

      There's disappointment, there is failure, but this shit is disowned

  • Chelsea H
    Chelsea H 2 개월 전

    I laugh so hard when he brought out the Beijing corn can.

  • SERGIp51D
    SERGIp51D 2 개월 전

    I knew this channel take off soon! So proud of you man all the guys at work know that emotional damage is yours!

  • LinsksR6
    LinsksR6 21 일 전

    Love how went from flexing kids accomplishments to their failures

  • Libs_of_TikTok Returns

    Being married to an Asian family this is spot on and Soooo Funny. You just got a new subscriber😂

  • king bingus
    king bingus 년 전 +5652

    "my son is a neurosurgeon"
    "how old"
    "9"
    later in the video
    "my son is such a failure"

    • Fading Dust
      Fading Dust 9 개월 전

      @Doge bread of life✔️ I cook rice before i was a sperm cell

    • Alemanch
      Alemanch 11 개월 전

      he's never enough

    • 黃古歌
      黃古歌 년 전

      @IAmPotato I’ve never thought of I that way… but I blame McDonald. They prolly fed him too much American food when he’s younger

    • Линн
      Линн 년 전

      @king bingus your profile picture gave me nostalgia

  • lonelyorc lonelyorc
    lonelyorc lonelyorc 27 일 전

    Love the dish washer rack joke and the can’t cook rice part.

  • It_Butters_the_Bean
    It_Butters_the_Bean 개월 전

    Oh God! I love him so much, I just can’t!!🤣

  • Pony shine🤪🥳
    Pony shine🤪🥳 3 일 전

    This made me laugh to death

  • Yad Salih
    Yad Salih 2 개월 전

    “ I have a scar from when I lost my elbow” funniest part🤣🤣😂

  • Aether Mains
    Aether Mains 년 전 +2836

    “My son’s a failure he can’t even cook rice”
    “...”
    “...”
    “Are you okay?”

    • a Player
      a Player 2 개월 전

      @Stefan Coban failure I cooked rice when I was a sperm

    • Tita
      Tita 11 개월 전

      Failures! I am not Asian but I cook perfect rice 😂

    • Stefan Coban
      Stefan Coban 11 개월 전

      @Zaki Austria failure i'm not even asian and cook rice since 7 months old.

    • The Mighty Pingas
      The Mighty Pingas 년 전

      Bruh im saying the plant itself makes the rice but its up to us to turn it into an edible product.

  • William Petersen
    William Petersen 2 개월 전

    Oh, these are the best. I burst out laughing! I couldn't help myself!

  • Bonzi
    Bonzi 개월 전

    I love how you can do an american and asian accent it makes for hilarious videos

  • Playznoob Shaurya

    Even though I barely understand the flexing of Asian Parents- it stills cracks me up

  • moʃs
    moʃs 개월 전 +1

    For anyone with an Asian dad this is very relatable

  • Tula
    Tula 7 개월 전 +9846

    “My son is a neuro surgeon and he’s 9”
    *After the talk about how they walked to school*
    “He can’t even cooked rice”
    *cries*

    • RoyaleGhostGg
      RoyaleGhostGg 4 개월 전

      I motional damage

    • _Hiru_
      _Hiru_ 4 개월 전

      that guy who flew to school

    • Seaweed Banana
      Seaweed Banana 4 개월 전 +1

      The price of being a extremely genius is that you cant do simple things properly

    • nima joon
      nima joon 4 개월 전

      Wow your comment enlighten me

    • Oliverj4678
      Oliverj4678 4 개월 전

      Who said there was only one son 😏

  • Viquar Ahmed
    Viquar Ahmed 개월 전

    Really no wonder he's in a movie now
    He's gonna be a great actor 👏🏻

  • Huy Cao
    Huy Cao 개월 전

    As asian i confirm "Cook rice" is the 1st survival lesson in life.

  • Real Camarena Adventures

    That's freaking funny. That tickles me. Keep up the good work.

  • Agraynium
    Agraynium 2 개월 전 +1

    "i fought a tyrannosuaras rex with nunchucks"
    that got me laughing

  • 100xblessed
    100xblessed 3 개월 전 +5061

    I almost died at "my son is such a failure, he can't even cook rice" and then saw him make the cry face. 😂😂

    • [LP] Turbo
      [LP] Turbo 2 일 전

      @Sulphuric Acid commenting cringe is cringe.

    • shiya yin
      shiya yin 2 일 전

      Emotion damage of course lol

    • ForceIce_YT
      ForceIce_YT 2 일 전

      @Khushi Phulara yep this is true, i cant eat without rice

    • lewis webb
      lewis webb 3 일 전

      are you ok?!

  • gacha jax
    gacha jax 5 시간 전 +1

    when ur son is a neurosurgeon but he cant cook rice: SUCH A FAILURE

  • Peter Marreck
    Peter Marreck 29 일 전

    I would love to know what actual Asian parents think of this and his others!

  • MADBONE
    MADBONE 9 일 전 +1

    ""invented parallel parking"" -- almost lost my life after hearing that and falling off the PC chair and strangling myself with the headphone cable.

  • SolCalibre
    SolCalibre 개월 전

    Please, keep the outtakes, they're flooring me! xD

  • RaydanZ
    RaydanZ 4 개월 전 +6017

    So it started with him flexing his son being a neurosurgeon at 9 to them fighting sharks and Tyrannosaurus with nunchuck to them stating how much of a failure their sons are. That was some impressive transition

    • Dodation
      Dodation 개월 전

      I guess it was Tywannosaurus

    • Unfiltered Thoughts
      Unfiltered Thoughts 2 개월 전

      😂

    • Miscl
      Miscl 3 개월 전

      @kephrenh now I’m just imagining
      "my son doesn’t know what he wants to do for a living. He just works at Starbucks all the time"
      "My son doesn’t even work. He just sits home watching tv all day"
      "oh yeah, mine too. And, whatever he earns from work, he spends all on dumb toys from the shows he watches. He has so many… what are they called, _funky bops_ ? These figures of characters from the tv."

    • LinkFloresTV
      LinkFloresTV 3 개월 전 +1

      *puzzled pause*
      "Your Tyrannosaurus had NUNCHUCKS?!"
      *me dying*

    • kephrenh
      kephrenh 3 개월 전 +5

      @Justin Mannebach I’ve listened to two old ladies talking about their sons once, and it was my first time hearing people brag with humility.

  • Yurii
    Yurii 28 일 전

    As a person who has Asian parents, I completely relate to "My son is such a failure, he can't even cook rice!"
    (Bro my mom literally had me learn how to cook rice when I was like- 6 or 8 y/o 💀💀)

  • SellerPyxl
    SellerPyxl 2 개월 전

    "My son is such a failure, he can't even cook rice"
    *The point where Asians get 'emotional damage'*

  • Khopche
    Khopche 개월 전 +2

    Camera: "How much exposure do you want?"
    Steven: "Yes"

  • triplea657aaa
    triplea657aaa 28 일 전

    "My son such a failure, can't even cook rice" *cries
    "Are you okay?"
    Just that instant 180 from flexing to empathy for having such a terrible son.

  • ChickBob
    ChickBob 6 개월 전 +7813

    *”I have a scar from when I lost my elbow”* that is one of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard 😂

    • GabrielTheJELLYGamer
      GabrielTheJELLYGamer 3 개월 전

      One of my favourite moments were honestly "I helped NASA land a paperclip on da SUN". Had me cracked up laughing several times over...

    • RandomCommunist
      RandomCommunist 3 개월 전

      NAH

    • Cisse
      Cisse 4 개월 전 +5

      Same!!!

    • W3T KING
      W3T KING 5 개월 전 +36

      He casually moves his arm without any struggle

    • 1MegaBubble
      1MegaBubble 5 개월 전 +73

      As he points to his wrist, no less, lol

  • Min Tonī
    Min Tonī 19 일 전

    The rice thing genuinely hurt both of them. Damn, man.

  • Indian Gum
    Indian Gum 2 개월 전

    People always uses his *emotional damage* line but they be sleeping on his *WHAT THE HELL* 😂 I love how he said it

  • Stanly Carlos
    Stanly Carlos 2 개월 전

    "My son is such a failure he cant even cook rice"
    "Are you ok?"
    😂😂😂😂this part is just so funny