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Why Ghosts Don't Haunt Asians

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  • 게시일 2021. 03. 22.
  • Welcome our new member of the family, Beijing corn the ghost cat.
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  • Theodore Bear
    Theodore Bear 년 전 +111170

    1:46
    "You make my son look like Elon Musk."
    *That was a joke.*

  • Just Some Guy without a Mustache

    If I was a ghost, I wouldn't want to get roasted by him either. Better to roast in actual hell.

  • 𝙱𝙸_𝙰𝚇
    𝙱𝙸_𝙰𝚇 개월 전 +2350

    “Oh you’re a cat?”
    “What happened you run out of lives”
    This killed me 💀

  • Bookworm
    Bookworm 25 일 전 +280

    I love how he becomes nice and gentle after realising it was a cat

    • savage boy
      savage boy 5 일 전 +10

      Well ya who doesn’t like cats besides the failure in the corner we don’t talk to him

  • Raye Black
    Raye Black 개월 전 +495

    “You make my son look like Elon Musk” I’m dead. Also I love that the ghost ended up being a cat

    • Barney Calhoun
      Barney Calhoun 11 일 전 +2

      @Cat Not sure if this is genuine or sarcastic as I'm very bad at tone, but if it's genuine, thanks! If it's sarcastic, uh. Thanks! I'll take it as a complement!

    • Cat
      Cat 11 일 전 +2

      @Barney Calhoun thank you so much for your detailed explanation

    • Barney Calhoun
      Barney Calhoun 29 일 전 +11

      @Ethan Lin Elon Musk is a very successful business man. He is saying that the son, who he views as a failure, looks incredibly successful in comparison to the ghost. Let me know if you need any clarification, my phrasing can be a bit odd sometimes. :]

    • Ethan Lin
      Ethan Lin 개월 전 +2

      Could you please explain the meaning behind this sentence, I am not a native English-speaking country, I can't understand where the joke is, thank you!

  • Moon_The_Magical
    Moon_The_Magical  28 일 전 +117

    The fact that you can very clearly see the string is comedy gold

  • Logan Allec
    Logan Allec 년 전 +23076

    took me a while to figure out the sheeted lamp was the ghost

    • Oliver Oliver
      Oliver Oliver 10 일 전

      You must be a cat..

    • Muramira
      Muramira 개월 전

      Yeah😂

    • dabi
      dabi 개월 전

      @CHillOGAnzuYT I'm gen-z and it took me a while so your boomer comment is invalid.

    • ESTHER Olawuyi
      ESTHER Olawuyi 개월 전

      @Logan Allec SAMESIES

  • Brenda Barnes
    Brenda Barnes 개월 전 +17

    Son unos XXLOVEZZZ.Uno de los mejores ❤
    Mañas no se la..yt ❤️

  • Phil EK23
    Phil EK23 21 일 전 +19

    0:35 I'm not sure if they meant to but I nearly spat my drink out laughing when you can see the string pulling the can off the piano.

  • Marzia Sadat
    Marzia Sadat 개월 전 +47

    I remember when I was a child, our door lock was loose and when it was windy it would open. Once it happened in the middle of the night and I thought it's a ghost, I went by the door and said get lost and started hitting and kicking the air!😂😂😂(I'm asian)

  • Blaze5x5x5
    Blaze5x5x5 29 일 전 +29

    0:34 Honestly being able to see the string makes it 1000% times funnier i couldnt breath for a second there

  • G Yong
    G Yong 8 개월 전 +18420

    100% accurate. My Chinese grandma said she was repeatedly woken up by a 'ghost', and instead of being frightened she shouted at it and threatened it with a frying pan for being a nuisance. She said it never come back

    • Default0036
      Default0036 일 전

      Like to see her go against the midnight man

    • skull gaming 💀
      skull gaming 💀 3 일 전

      LMAO

    • wildae
      wildae 4 일 전

      it works

    • Impirial Gaming
      Impirial Gaming 8 일 전

      I gotta write that down

    • Jim L
      Jim L 8 일 전

      100% inaccurate. Every single time I drink hot sake I get chased by ghost. Lay off the rice based drinks.

  • TheStreamingEnderman
    TheStreamingEnderman 2 일 전 +2

    I absolutely love how he doesn't even try to hide the string. This is peak comedy, folks.

  • Kill3rWolf 978
    Kill3rWolf 978 10 일 전 +13

    i love how his own jokes make him almost break character

  • guilherme kutz
    guilherme kutz 개월 전 +25

    Better story,execution,dialog,acting and effects than some horror movies i saw in the industry ...🤷🏻‍♂️🤔
    Well played,good sir😂😂

  • Debbie Cook
    Debbie Cook 10 일 전 +18

    Concepts, Perception, Levels, -Visuals- , Realism, Genuineness, Vybez, Kickback. *Here for it!!!!!!*
    Es muy difícil escoger una *4.Fo/Hotxmilf* como la *favorita* del ámore, pero está simplemente es otro nivel, 💕
    Gracias Benito ❤.

  • Sentry
    Sentry 3 개월 전 +11439

    “The only thing that is scary about you is your unemployment"
    *EMOTIONAL DAAMAAGEEE*

    • Rusty Shackelford
      Rusty Shackelford 일 전

      I can't even read "emotional damage" in my southern dialect anymore lol. It always has an accent. Don't know where I seen the meme but it stuck.

    • Raven Cloud
      Raven Cloud 3 일 전

      actually...
      eMoTiOnAl DaMaGe

    • Water Melon
      Water Melon 6 일 전

      This is killing me inside lmao

    • Awesome Aiden 53
      Awesome Aiden 53 14 일 전

      Lol

    • Germany Empire Ball
      Germany Empire Ball 24 일 전 +1

      What the hell you doing. Why you stretch Emotional Damage. Now it different word, what the hell

  • Luka Bitenc
    Luka Bitenc 13 일 전 +3

    This guy never fails to make me laugh he's halarious xD

  • Wayne Wilkinson
    Wayne Wilkinson 8 일 전 +5

    "When you came in the place smelled like ass in the fish market!" That made me laugh longer than I felt comfortable about.

  • Barney yasss
    Barney yasss 개월 전 +43

    The legend says that still in Steven’s house the cat ghost and the dad lived happily ever after

  • Molly Watson
    Molly Watson 22 일 전 +19

    Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
    250 -sentadillas son unos- likeex.Uno
    muchas y un buen ejercicio.
    5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍
    Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖
    los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

  • Dalton Channel
    Dalton Channel 년 전 +8055

    Meanwhile,
    Ghost 1: Oh look a lonely person! Let's haunt him
    Ghost 2: Nah! Forget it, he's an Asian

  • Arctic Rust
    Arctic Rust 10 일 전 +1

    I love your stereotyped videos. They always make me laugh.

  • Becca Collins
    Becca Collins 13 일 전 +1

    I love this whole video, from the visible string to Beijing Corn the ghost cat. I'm so glad Nigel Ng ("Uncle Roger") brought your comedy to my attention! Love it!

  • Cesare Grillone
    Cesare Grillone 19 시간 전

    this guy a pure genius too funny to stay only on youtube he deserve to be on live tv

  • hippiemama
    hippiemama 2 일 전

    This was hilarious and the perfect way to start my morning. Thanks

  • Sunny k
    Sunny k 년 전 +54638

    I like how he didn't even try to hide the string.

  • DarkGhost141
    DarkGhost141 16 일 전 +1

    For those who have depretion:watch steven he every day cuz this dude cures depretion

  • M. AnGeLoz
    M. AnGeLoz 개월 전

    love your show man. You're totally at my level of talking without thinking I'm hurting my culture but respect

  • cathleen kasenda
    cathleen kasenda 2 일 전 +1

    Had me laughing for more than 30 seconds that’s a new record clap Clap CLAAP

  • Beret Pie
    Beret Pie 11 일 전

    This is probably my favorite skit you've done.

  • Wutaii1 Nostalgia
    Wutaii1 Nostalgia 4 개월 전 +4244

    Ghost - Boo
    Steven - Boo? Boo hoo you not a doctor yet.
    Ghost - (confusion) and sadness

    • C Mac
      C Mac 4 개월 전

      You can read from page 4 to the 862. ...

    • Airotiv
      Airotiv 4 개월 전

      🤣💜

    • Jimin Slaps
      Jimin Slaps 4 개월 전

      FAILURE

    • Mr.Donald Trump
      Mr.Donald Trump 4 개월 전

      @Abhinav Subramanian I didn't understood a thing

  • David Rodriguez
    David Rodriguez 20 일 전

    This guy cracks me up lmao keep them coming we all need a little laughter nowadays.. good shitttt

  • Idealance
    Idealance 개월 전 +6

    1:19: that line got me wheezing

  • 2late4date
    2late4date 개월 전 +4

    1:35 "where the hell were you Halloween? I had to buy the decorations." If I ever meet a ghost I'm using this line

  • User
    User 17 일 전

    “Brand new sheet I use fabric softener”
    Got me laughing 😂

  • Undefying
    Undefying 7 개월 전 +22018

    "The only thing scary about you is unemployment"
    I'm not dying, I'm dead.

    • Dragolectron
      Dragolectron 3 개월 전

      If ghost was human:
      *Ghost was slain by Steven He using emotional damage*

    • Zaviel Har
      Zaviel Har 3 개월 전

      worst things, when ur become ghost you are still unemployment 😭

    • Super Girl!
      Super Girl! 3 개월 전

      @Randomness Blank Triple dead. can't take it anymore...

    • Reckless Genesis
      Reckless Genesis 3 개월 전

      Same

    • CaptainFutureman
      CaptainFutureman 3 개월 전

      Yeah I had to pause the video there to finish laughing. This so makes me wish I were Chinese.

  • Civivva
    Civivva 2 일 전

    I was genuinely trying to work out how they made the tin drop off the piano, then I saw the string 🤣 Old school. And the nunchucks hanging on the coat rack - ofcourse.

  • Francia Herrera
    Francia Herrera 27 일 전

    I might come across as Lil corny yet the end was quite endearing🌱❤️ Steven's Dad it's a complete softy when it's a Ghost cat, of course. 😸✨

  • Frank Koehl
    Frank Koehl 7 일 전

    The best part: you can see the string on the can. I laughed harder at that than anything else! rofl

  • Kimberly Taylor
    Kimberly Taylor 6 일 전

    This was hilarious. Loved it. Should do a full length movie 🎥 🍿

  • Calista Judd
    Calista Judd 8 개월 전 +11667

    "why the hell it so cold, who are you my ex girlfriend?"
    literal chills

  • Trainer Teal VGC
    Trainer Teal VGC 2 개월 전

    Steven should make lore revolving around his father and make it a series

  • Irish Brotato
    Irish Brotato 5 일 전

    Still the most convincing paranormal evidence ever caught on tape

  • phillip zanders
    phillip zanders 개월 전 +1

    "You such a failure you make my son look like Elon Musk" Had me dying. I don't blame you for breaking character.

  • Robert Pirtle
    Robert Pirtle 7 일 전 +1

    I love this guy he needs to do stand up and have someone he his son 🤣

  • Em Beboso
    Em Beboso 7 개월 전 +10518

    the fact that his tone IMMEDIATELY changed to a kinder tone when he realized the ghost was a cat is just indescribable

    • Eris Mason
      Eris Mason 3 개월 전

      *understandable

    • Tesh Sivakumar
      Tesh Sivakumar 3 개월 전

      @PaPotato Not all Asians, yikes, we even keep cats as pets...

    • Horror Jakei
      Horror Jakei 3 개월 전 +1

      @PaPotato well isn't that a fuckin stereotype

    • trylks is trylks
      trylks is trylks 3 개월 전

      “Sorry, I didn't know you were a cat, I thought you were just stoopid”

  • Tan Jing xuan charlotte

    My friends and I are laughing every time we see this!!!!

  • ani.b
    ani.b 일 전 +1

    stevens dad’s “tHe HeLLLL” is always iconic

  • Elena Peake
    Elena Peake 개월 전

    The reaction to ghost kitty melts my heart.

  • General Story
    General Story 15 일 전

    "There you go. You can stay here me.
    We make friends"
    And that's how you make friends with a ghost.
    He reached boss level

  • 58Coffee
    58Coffee 개월 전

    When he thought the ghost was a cat, he accepted it 🤣🤣🤣

  • Ann Mijares
    Ann Mijares 29 일 전

    😂 🤣😂 Thank you for making me laugh today.

  • Lance Edward
    Lance Edward 28 일 전

    This dude cracks me up. So glad I found him

  • Montanah Chaser
    Montanah Chaser 2 개월 전 +2

    "The only thing that scares me is your unemployment" legendary.

  • Siena Shawver
    Siena Shawver 년 전 +7833

    “Are you a cat”
    “What happened you run out of lives”😂😂😂😂😂

    • 🌌UNKNOWN ÚwÙ🌌
      🌌UNKNOWN ÚwÙ🌌 3 개월 전

      0:26 Here!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Cocooa vu
      Cocooa vu 3 개월 전

      the moment i read this comment was the time the vid was in that part lol

    • HellFirePlayz
      HellFirePlayz 5 개월 전 +1

      I Mean If the ghost in the video isnt even scaring this guy then obviously It Would Be A *PUSSYCAT* **With Extreme Echo Effect**

    • Dee Gee
      Dee Gee 년 전

      Hahahhahaha

  • Shannon Williams
    Shannon Williams 14 일 전 +47

    Eres un ídolo 4.FO/LIAZELT siempre en mi corazón ❤🇺🇸
    1 ( hermosa ) 9.7/10 2 ( elecciones ) 9.5/10
    3 ( culturales ) 9.3/10 Son unos de los mejoret conciertos

  • Burtlederp Inc.
    Burtlederp Inc. 개월 전

    the ending is so unexpectedly wholesome😂

  • Kalua Lauber
    Kalua Lauber 개월 전

    I laughed so hard at this!

  • Melinda Gibbons Husby

    Love the ending. "Oh you a cat. You can stay."

  • Bouncydachon
    Bouncydachon 7 개월 전 +10326

    I love how once he realizes its a cat he’s suddenly all nice

  • K David
    K David 일 전

    "When you came in, the room smelled like an ass in the fish market"
    So this was a big give away that the ghost was a cat

  • ♡SWAGGYXXVIOLET♡

    The fact that you can see the string tied to the cup 😂

  • Gabriel Miller
    Gabriel Miller 개월 전

    I love how at 38 seconds he doesn't even try to hide the string hes using to pull it

  • Andy Chamberlain
    Andy Chamberlain 2 일 전

    This video is how i discovered 2 things:
    1) This happens in my home all the time so i think it's haunted.
    2) This is exactly how i react to it so i think i'm Asian.

  • Vincent Florio
    Vincent Florio 년 전 +2289

    "You don' pay the rent, you gon' be wearing garbage bag next week"
    That's an amazing ghost joke, the idea that the sheets are not just a choice but fashion they have to afford and opt into

    • Airotiv
      Airotiv 4 개월 전 +6

      LOVED that joke! 💜

  • Aiman Rani
    Aiman Rani 2 일 전

    My previous house was haunted and that's how I used to react lol.
    It threw stuff:
    Me: It's really disappointing Bittu(name my lil siblings gave it lol). I thought I had told you about coexistence. You live your life and let us live ours. Can't you understand this simple thing? 🤣

  • Nos16_13 Wanted
    Nos16_13 Wanted 17 시간 전

    Just stops in the middle of his bickering to point at the light and asks “is that you?” Lol 😂

  • Amanda L
    Amanda L 개월 전

    As a stingy Asian, when my light flashes like that, I’m literally like ‘damn, ain’t gonna spend a penny to fix that’

  • Champ¥
    Champ¥ 개월 전

    U always make me laugh 😃

  • Code Machine
    Code Machine 3 개월 전 +5357

    "Sorry I didn't know you were cat; I thought you were just stupid"
    This line, for whatever reason, gets me every time

    • Roberto Taveras
      Roberto Taveras 5 일 전 +1

      "I thought you were just Stuuupid"
      It's like the way he says it 😂🤣

    • Code Machine
      Code Machine 29 일 전

      @yourlocal_egoist lmao

    • Saffana Siddique
      Saffana Siddique 개월 전 +5

      Hahaha and he asked with such sincerity

    • daniel Mitchell
      daniel Mitchell 개월 전 +2

      the guy has awesome comedic timing

    • yourlocal_egoist
      yourlocal_egoist 2 개월 전 +15

      WHY IS IT THAT WHEN THIS PART STARTED IN THE VIDEO THIS COMMENT CAME UP

  • Spicy Flavor Tide Pods

    This is one of the many reasons I no longer watch any kind of tv. I'm dead watching this. Happy I found this channel.

  • RandomJoker13
    RandomJoker13 26 일 전

    Damn, this man's the only one I know who makes being dead embarrassing. XD

  • Leonardo Vieira de Souza

    “Are you a cat?”
    This one was hilarious and took me a few seconds to understand

  • touliang zhang
    touliang zhang 개월 전 +2

    0:28 me when i try to fix my life problems

  • Pedro Daane Bolier
    Pedro Daane Bolier 10 개월 전 +9366

    “Only thing scary about you is your unemployment” had me dead

  • AndyBedwars
    AndyBedwars 개월 전

    “The electricity coste 5 cents a day” what a legend.

  • xXKurumiXx
    xXKurumiXx 3 일 전 +2

    LMFAO The fact that you can see the string on the can . . 😂😂😂😂

  • Slothful28
    Slothful28 개월 전 +1

    “The only thing scary about You is ur unemployment” made me laugh so hard XD 1:27

  • Fides
    Fides 6 시간 전

    My first "Steven He" video, thank to this I found this awesome channel.

  • TC
    TC 년 전 +8226

    That’s why Japanese ghosts are so terrifying, they had to step up their game up with all of that sass

    • Sora Song
      Sora Song 2 개월 전

      You don't see anyone talking about Native American ghosts, the most tragic ghosts of them all.

    • Alicia Sam
      Alicia Sam 6 개월 전

      @johnny elkins I’ve had spirits attaching themselves to me and l got prayer to ward it off.It came to me and l have never seen my great grandmother by my dads side in my life not even a pic till that dream.She told me how pretty and well built l was and how l resembled their side of the family.She died fat but when l saw her in the dream, she was very fleshy as if she lost a lot of weight.I would be in a closed room and hear the door banging like crazy and when l called my brother, his voice was far away while the door was still being banged.

    • johnny elkins
      johnny elkins 6 개월 전 +2

      @Sajidahsabihah Afaq Ahmed i met with sleep paralysis once roasted it for interrupting my sleep and it never came to visit again

  • Ron Acbe
    Ron Acbe 18 일 전

    Love how the ghost is a cat and there's a picture of a dog in the background 🤣🤣

  • boneless
    boneless 26 일 전

    He got the good ending by making friends with the cat

  • melissa saint
    melissa saint 19 일 전

    "when you came in, the room smelled like ass in the fish market"
    Storing that little treasure away for a rainy day

  • Sydney Kenny
    Sydney Kenny 개월 전

    This is genius. I love Steven :). Lost it at "Ass in the fish market" haha

  • Ephraim Mendoza
    Ephraim Mendoza 4 개월 전 +13068

    He even roasted the cat ghost.
    "Oh you a kat? What happened you ran outta lives?"
    This is just golden!

  • @ThUgOn
    @ThUgOn 19 시간 전

    I like when Mr Steven says
    Why is cold here are you my ex girlfriend ahahaha 😂 so funny
    Btw learning Chinese here hope Mr Steven make a funny video to make Chinese language learning fun

  • Arzinio Wolfert
    Arzinio Wolfert 개월 전

    Can we please just give Steven the award for best comedian ever🥳🤩🥰😂🤩

  • Brekdak Banchamek
    Brekdak Banchamek 5 일 전

    The Roasting literally cracks me up so much I Scared away My Cat!🤣

  • The Perks of Being a Bookworm

    “Why are you so cold, who are you my ex-girlfriend?”
    That killed me

  • Tefi Karthik
    Tefi Karthik 년 전 +5155

    “The only scary thing about you is your unemployment”
    I-i- I felt that. Right here 👉💔

    • smuglife64 gaming
      smuglife64 gaming 11 개월 전

      Lol

    • Joe Donnelley
      Joe Donnelley 년 전

      @Joshua N. Ajang My dad started warning me and my brother “When you’re 18, you’re out of my house. You better figure it out.”...when we were 5/6 yo

    • Samuel Loegan
      Samuel Loegan 년 전

      @Joshua N. Ajang that's true

    • Joshua N. Ajang
      Joshua N. Ajang 년 전

      @Samuel Loegan American citizens after their kids celebrate their 18th birthday: Go out there and earn your own money.

    • Annistar
      Annistar 년 전

      damn right in the kokoro

  • Quintana White
    Quintana White 2 일 전

    Also I love that the ghost ended up being a cat

  • Gacha Outfit Insparation

    As an Asian, I can confirm this is true.

  • rthcats2
    rthcats2 개월 전

    This is so funny! You wear garbage next week. That had me dying! Bravo!

  • jack.e xe
    jack.e xe 2 개월 전

    0:28
    I love how the can clearly has string attached to it.

  • Aniruddha S Holla
    Aniruddha S Holla 년 전 +16796

    "The only thing scary about you is your unemployment".
    Typical Asian dad

    • shotakonkin書多恨キン
      shotakonkin書多恨キン 7 개월 전

      I can pretty much tell where in Asia someone came from based on their English dialect; is that a useful skill?

    • Hyleen Pognaire
      Hyleen Pognaire 7 개월 전

      Dad : u want to learn driving ?
      Earn ur own money, buy a car and get licence through driving school.
      Yes my dad often says that.

    • Outogetyou Gotyou
      Outogetyou Gotyou 7 개월 전

      @ポテチ I used to live in HK if that plays any factor. They speak in a similar accent. Yes uncle roger is putting it on...but yeah.

    • ポテチ
      ポテチ 7 개월 전

      @Outogetyou Gotyou i wouldn't say you're racist... they do kinda sound the same lol. If you live in asia, you can hear all those Chinese slang everywhere, even from non Chinese XD

    • Crystal Venom The Wolf(got school,noposting )
      Crystal Venom The Wolf(got school,noposting ) 7 개월 전

      Habahhauhauhaua

  • JToHisveryfun
    JToHisveryfun 개월 전

    i love how you can see the rope dragging the can down

  • ehethan
    ehethan 2 개월 전 +1

    as a certified asian i can confirm, we do this

  • Macklaud
    Macklaud 9 일 전

    "You dont't pay the rent, you will be wearing garbage bag next week"
    Priceless

  • King_Fisher
    King_Fisher 28 일 전

    “Oh, I smell bitch in here.”
    I'm crying 😂