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- 게시일 2021. 12. 17.
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When I was 13 I went into a shop that had everything off brand, look around and finally found a legit bottle of coke. Bought it, Drank it, had the worst stomach ache of my life. The coke was Legit but 5 years out of date. That's why I made this video.
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Why ur eye injured steven?
@SavageBlobfish you mean bracelet help
Not very often can someone’s video make me laugh this hard. That Microsoft joke absolutely FLOORED me, the fact you even broke character made it all the better
Great vid - missed opportunity to say Macrohard rather than Microsoft 😂
Why you have bandage? It's really hurts or it's just fake?(Please tell me)
When he said "Tournament of Failures", I knew Steven's Dad would buy that in a heartbeat. 🤣
Fax
Yeah buy it for the children
So IS it two different people? Some people say it is, but I honestly cannot tell…?
“MYYY SOOON WIN SOOOO EAAASIIWWWEEEE
Well I mean he would think that his son is involved
"You got Quakers Oats?"
"We got Jacobs Nuts!"
Second best line ever
@Kerixo 😭
Jacob as in the cracker brand aka mini cheddars
that begs the question… what’s the first?
i took that with no context
"You got five hour energy?"
"We got five day depression."
"What the heck, that's called weekdays!"
That made me laugh so hard 🤣
"Fire milk" 😂😂
I thought it was just a vape lol
“It tastes like how Rick Astley sounds.” Literally the best line ever
Nice Rick Roll
💀
Yeah it is 👌
It bothers me that there’s a certain percentage of the world’s population that knows this & can confirm! 😅
I'm imagining "never gonna give you up" running down my throat send help-
"You got ice cream?"
"We got fire milk."
That one just about killed me. XD
It’s milked from the angriest cows
Sounds melted?
"We got 5-day depression"
"What the hell, they're called week days!"
That one was good af
@emmy Omg, your simpleness gives me every day depression
My favorite was "Jacob's nuts"
@emmy weekdays are depressing (cuz work/school), and there’s 5 of them.
i dont get the joke
weak* days
Never fails to make me laugh 😂
"That's not microsoft thats big hard" I love how he couldent hold his laughter.
And the one thing I love is when Steven's dad gives amazing reactions. It is hilarious, I am saying this for sure that Steven has to go on tour!
The slipper and “I will send you to Jesus” makes me laugh every time!
“Thats not Microsoft, Thats big hard ”
"BIG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!"
That's the line that made me wheeze until I almost passed out!! Literally the best line!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Shadow Lanius - Yeah, it maybe more tech. right , but, it's 'meh...
BIG-HARD is way funnier.🤣🤣🤣
It’s the laugh and then BEEEEEEEEG AHARRRRRRRDDDD
It was BIG HAAAAAAAAAAD
You can see him trying so hard not to laugh
I noticed that somebody else already said it on here, but just like I said before in another comment, he actually fucked it up he was supposed to say Macrohard,No I will admit big hard is kind of funny……
I don’t understand how you can keep a straight face while doing these. I would be dying every line 😂
I love how he was legitemately cracking up when he said "Bighard"
me too
when he said "I will send to jesus" made me laugh so hard
Always lose it when he says “ I will send you to Jesus “😂🤣😂
"You got Hersheys"
"We got he/hims"
Literally the best line
Whats this meme called? Like changing the names i saw it on other video too??
Isn't it hisheys?
Hehiyms*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This killed me dead
"Do you have 5 Hour Energy?"
"We have 5 Day Depression."
I couldn't stop laughing.
TikTok users be drowning in the 5 Day Depression
Steven He, is definitely in the top 3 of my fa Kristen content creators, he has really brought me through some bad times. Thank you for making such amazing content, as a proper thank ima say a rhyme, here it is:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I no longer have a bad time inside my head, and it's all thanks to you... thanks :D
"I will send you to Jesus" is the greatest line I ever heard 😂
😂😂😂
The "BIGAHAARRHD" Had me rolling everytime I went back to the mini blooper skits
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Is that Matt Damon?"
"No, that's his cousin Carpet Damon."
"I will send you to Jesus."
Best. Line. Ever.
carpet angel.
cuz damon sounds almost like demon....
LMAO 💀
@Seara Char Thank you.
Nice logo
I'm glad both characters have the band-aid. Shows that they're more similar than they think
or you just needed a band-aid
I love how he called Hershey "he-him." Absolutely clever and something I've joked about, positively, for trans identity. 😹😹😹
I can tell it took every ounce of your soul to not laugh at "big hard"
I could not stop laughing the whole time 🤣 5 day depression
"Oh no thats not Microsoft, thats Big Hard"
I love how he doesn't cut the part where he laughs at this, it makes it even more hilarious
@JNB Plays Games 😂
A Normal normie, Your name in opposite meanings
The Whole Squad: THATS WHATS SHE SAID
he wasn't able to recreate without laughing
I love when he takes his slipper off and says "I will send you to Jesus"
when he said "I will send you to Jesus" I laughed so hard
The way he says "I will send you to Jesus" kills me every time
"You got Quaker Oats?"
"We've got Jacob's Nuts."
"You got Five Hour Energy?"
"We've got Five Day Depression."
That had me laughing.
"I will send you to Jesus"
Clerk: Oh you mean Moist Cr1tikal?
@눈누난나 Yes. The great thing about off-brand products is that there are multiverses of them. Each person has recreated a product with unique faults. Personally, I would call him Sussy J if I were an off-brand pastor.
“Open your bibbles to verse 10 from Jeans
‘and Madam and Peeve were cast into the garden of Ate . . .’”
“PRAISE LORD SUSSY J! FOR HE RAPS YOUR SINS! Check out his new pope diss-track on Noisefluff.”
“Pass the sacramental weed.”
Or, going with your idea:
*a house full of drunk dogs because Puppy J turned all their water into pine*
However, this idea implies that Rome would have crucified a puppy. So, yes, but also, NO.
Of course lmao
Found you!
Found you!
You again?!
Best line ever
"You got Dove chocolate?"
"We've got BIRDS"
That I will send you to Jesus with the slipper, kills me every time.
Really funny when he said we have five day depression, I laugh so hard I could not breathe.
So funny! "FIRE MILK!" "KOALA DETOUR?" "BIG HARD?" I love Steven's humor so much! My favorite comedian!
I love how he couldn’t even hold his laughter when he said “oh that’s not Microsoft, that’s big hard”
@nostalgia television A LOT OF TAKES if he decided to keep the clip where he laughed
@Meghan Medendorp thank, now i understand hahahaha
@tanmay big hard co- mputer
@Meghan Medendorp turn 18
@sebas Stein I know what micro and macro mean…
"Do you have Hershey's?"
"We got Hehim"
THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD FOR 2 MINUTES
Every video makes me laugh but when asian is a difficulty and everything is off brand are my favorite. I love your videos 😀😂😂
“Thats big hard”
He definetly knew some of us would take that out of context because he even took that out of context
i love how he even laughed when he said’ big hard
"You got 5 hours energy?"
"We got 5 days depression"
That's the line that made me wheeze until I almost passed out
They're called WEEKDAYS
Pretty sure that's just a vape lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big Hard
this man knows what he's doing 😂😂😂
MY KID AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT LAUGH. YOU GOT US AT "FIRE MILK" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I will send you to jesus" Always breaks me
I love the asian dad steven he great work as always
"we have 5-day-depression"
"thats called WEEK DAYS"
god why is that so true
I've been overdosing on 5 day depression to the point where I now call it : my entire life
That's true...
Lolll
@CodeW what I thought
Perfection
I like how everything is in reverse / weird brand names depends on where you are
"I will send u to heaven" THAT KILLED ME
"Got Quaker's Oats??"
"No, we have Jacob's Nuts"
that made me wheeze
"You got 5 hour energy?"
"We got 5 day depression"
"That's called weekdays"
Facts!
"We've got tournament of failures."
"I'll take 5."
Legendary tier joke
I just heard the same game xD
And the worst part is, that is probably more accurate than actual name of the game.
Challenger tier
you got roblox?
nah i got bro blocks.
'You got quaker oats'
'No we got Jacob' s nuts'
LOL I was laughing so much😂
The way he cracked up at “Big hard” we all know what he was thinkin’ 💀🖐✨
it’s so hilarious that this is supposed to be „his dad“ all the time 🤣🤣
"I will send you to Jesus."
The best quote to be taken out of context XD
Steven trying to control his laughter at the "big hard" bit was so funny
@Archturus Deydas the jokes come fast and hard, and they're good. Subtitles would be great. :P
@Timeattaxmodexd fair I guess……..
@DJPrinceGrandmasterYRJDaLoneWolfDoes Bit late, but if we consider the opposite of microsoft in terms of engineering notation,...
micro is 10^-6 (greek symbol mu)
and Mega would be 10^6 (Capital M)
so the exponents are opposite signs (positive or negative) of the same number (+6 or -6) so going by that......
The opposite of microsoft would be Megahard.
It's only another way to look at it, and macrohard is just as valid of an analogy, albeit by different methods.
@Mr PP. the Spanish word for no is no
Im getting the wrong idea
That movement he made when Steven said: "Koala Detour" lol
This is a well written script, i have never had so much joy watching this video
I had to pause halfway through the video and run it back a few times; was absolutely losing it to the point of tears I couldn't hear the other answers, _these are so good_ XDDDDD
"you got quakers?"
"we got jacob's nuts"
that made me laugh
I love how he couldn't even say "big hard" without laughing lol
@Steven He True So True
@Steven He thank you for curing my depression
@モナトカチハチ No shit
@some thing Just report them
@Steven He yup every joke u write is just emotional damage!!
“Oh that’s not Microsoft, that’s *BigHard* (sees he tries not to laugh)” this is some funny stuff right here 😂
"You got Quaker Oats, we got Jacobs nuts"
Yeah, I know, I'm nuts.
Oh god I can't breathe with this! XD You're the reason I can't sleep at night! I don't have sleep paralysis demons. I have laughing attacks because of your silly bit!
I love when he say I will send you to jesus
Yooo, another banger from Steven!
@Myth magician what
Straight Weakness, Your Name in opposite meaning
Hey Ziggy
Yessir Steven back with another one🔥🔥
hey zig long time fan
OOHH hi ZIGGY!!!
This made me laugh so bad 😂😂😂😂
he deserved "I will send you to jesus" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 him and his off brands 🤣
1:35 never gets old XD
Ah yes, my favourite store:
*B I G H A R D .*
Also the way he tried so hard not to crack up was amazing
“That’s big hard”
“BIG HARD”
I love this line, it really is great because he holds back his laughter
@Aditi Ghosh thanks
@Jabir BM hmmmmm
Just like my-
“We have he hims” best dad jokes ever
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"Do you have 5 hour energy?"
We have 5 day deppresion"
the best line ever
"That's not Microsoft that's big hard" got me dying
“It tastes like how Rick Astley sounds” I was laughing so hard
Got me dead laughing on the ground when you said “Big Hard”!
I love how he could barely keep himself together when he said it
@Ikaika Martin macro means big it is the opposite of micro which means small
@FatMcCat no, because “micro” means “small” so th e opposite of “small” and “micro” is “big”
It should've been Macro Hard
the fact he couldn't finish the sentence "big hard" with a straight face just makes it so much better.
"You got 5 Hour Energy?"
"We got 5 Day Depression."
"What the heck- They're called weekdays!"
Underrated imo.
I love the "I will send you to Jesus" lmao
Steven: what is this-
Also Steven: *holds wine*
As an Australian I can confirm that “crocodile-help” is our favourite drink
😂😂😂
same here so true
@y/n-kun yes it is sad
@Just another John Yeah, true...
@SuperTurtle's Videos Yeah, much better. But I think people would take longer to figure out and it would lose the effect. Jokes are less funny if you only figure them out afterwards.
I like how when Steven gets mountain view he gets a bottle of wine
I love how at big hard he lost it. The best line
Don’t watch with food or drinks in your mouth, you will spit it out or choke laughing 😂
This content is so funny that I'm dying of laughter
"You got 5 hour energy?"
"We got 5 day depression"
"What the he- it's called weekdays"
Yeah hes not wrong
you mean strong years
5 day depression sounds like me all the time XD 😕
*weak days*
That line was everything
"I will send you to jesus" That was the line i love 😂
I like it how every time he says things like Microsoft, or ice cream, the off brand version is the opposite of it. Lol!
My new saying is now "I will send you to Jesus" 🤣🤣🤣
" I will send you to Jesus " oh shit my soul just died 🤣 he sent me to Jesus 😂
"I will send you to Jesus."
LITERALLY MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
edit: mom i’m famous
@Sixx🤣
@StarScreen Studio so true
Glad it’s not just me😂😂😂
@William D "You can deliver me to Buddha"
the best line
and the "Failure" line
I like how in the background when he was holding Mountain View, there was Mountain Dew on the shelf. 🤣
"big hard" had me dying 😂
Koala detour made me laugh so hard😂
"You got league of legends?"
" We got tournament of failures"
Sounds about right
Idky but “crocodile help” put me on the floor.
gatorade= gator aide=crocodile help.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Peter P lol thank you very much. Have a good day.
@Reign Sheesh! I figured someone would be able to come up with something slightly better, but I think you won no contest.
@Peter P since we're not being serious here. YOU got it wrong. It's a failures cover for when a failure hurts themselves.
@Reign Band-Aid? Ohhhh, you're referring to the instrumental-support used in all off-brand med kits. Yeah, I was wondering that too.
"Do you have Team Fortress 2?"
"No we have Final Combat."
This one is actually real ladies and gentlemen.
Really I have Gang Barrier negative 2.
"Tournament of failures? My son got gold medal in that twice"
-Steven's Dad
"FIRE MILK!!" "Made from the angriest cats"
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