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  • 게시일 2021. 12. 17.
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    When I was 13 I went into a shop that had everything off brand, look around and finally found a legit bottle of coke. Bought it, Drank it, had the worst stomach ache of my life. The coke was Legit but 5 years out of date. That's why I made this video.
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  • Steven He
    Steven He  5 개월 전 +2847

    Holiday Season deal! Go to nordvpn.com/stevenhe
    to get a 2-year plan plus 1 additional month with a huge discount.

    • SungDripWoo
      SungDripWoo 5 일 전

      Why ur eye injured steven?

    • Arabella Holt
      Arabella Holt 10 일 전

      @SavageBlobfish you mean bracelet help

    • Timothy Frick
      Timothy Frick 29 일 전

      Not very often can someone’s video make me laugh this hard. That Microsoft joke absolutely FLOORED me, the fact you even broke character made it all the better

    • 15kixot
      15kixot 개월 전

      Great vid - missed opportunity to say Macrohard rather than Microsoft 😂

    • IAMRuD
      IAMRuD 2 개월 전

      Why you have bandage? It's really hurts or it's just fake?(Please tell me)

  • Reiteration 6
    Reiteration 6 5 개월 전 +18578

    When he said "Tournament of Failures", I knew Steven's Dad would buy that in a heartbeat. 🤣

    • How to ASTD
      How to ASTD 2 일 전

      Fax

    • Dead channel
      Dead channel 2 일 전

      Yeah buy it for the children

    • Kitty 🌺
      Kitty 🌺 4 일 전

      So IS it two different people? Some people say it is, but I honestly cannot tell…?

    • Rager Plays
      Rager Plays 5 일 전

      “MYYY SOOON WIN SOOOO EAAASIIWWWEEEE

    • StrangerDanger
      StrangerDanger 7 일 전

      Well I mean he would think that his son is involved

  • Lost Silver
    Lost Silver 3 개월 전 +658

    "You got Quakers Oats?"
    "We got Jacobs Nuts!"
    Second best line ever

  • Gaming SFX and Animations
    Gaming SFX and Animations 2 개월 전 +404

    "You got five hour energy?"
    "We got five day depression."
    "What the heck, that's called weekdays!"
    That made me laugh so hard 🤣

  • EJROCKS80
    EJROCKS80 2 개월 전 +161

    “It tastes like how Rick Astley sounds.” Literally the best line ever

    • Music389XD
      Music389XD 9 일 전 +1

      Nice Rick Roll

    • Music389XD
      Music389XD 9 일 전

      💀

    • shahana khan
      shahana khan 22 일 전 +1

      Yeah it is 👌

    • Loco Madman
      Loco Madman 개월 전 +5

      It bothers me that there’s a certain percentage of the world’s population that knows this & can confirm! 😅

    • xio mistry
      xio mistry 개월 전 +4

      I'm imagining "never gonna give you up" running down my throat send help-

  • Walt of All Trades
    Walt of All Trades 2 개월 전 +28

    "You got ice cream?"
    "We got fire milk."
    That one just about killed me. XD

  • Felype Rennan
    Felype Rennan 3 개월 전 +3318

    "We got 5-day depression"
    "What the hell, they're called week days!"
    That one was good af

  • BangtanBanana
    BangtanBanana 2 개월 전 +8

    Never fails to make me laugh 😂

  • Gamer_vr
    Gamer_vr 2 개월 전 +2

    "That's not microsoft thats big hard" I love how he couldent hold his laughter.

  • ThatWeirdTeen
    ThatWeirdTeen 19 일 전 +2

    And the one thing I love is when Steven's dad gives amazing reactions. It is hilarious, I am saying this for sure that Steven has to go on tour!

  • EH H
    EH H 2 개월 전 +2

    The slipper and “I will send you to Jesus” makes me laugh every time!

  • RADLIN RAF
    RADLIN RAF 4 개월 전 +3278

    “Thats not Microsoft, Thats big hard ”
    "BIG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!"
    That's the line that made me wheeze until I almost passed out!! Literally the best line!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • inisipisTV
      inisipisTV 3 일 전

      @Shadow Lanius - Yeah, it maybe more tech. right , but, it's 'meh...
      BIG-HARD is way funnier.🤣🤣🤣

    • Doctor Witherton
      Doctor Witherton 18 일 전

      It’s the laugh and then BEEEEEEEEG AHARRRRRRRDDDD

    • Asriel Dreemurr {friends with Sonica} {now a kid}
      Asriel Dreemurr {friends with Sonica} {now a kid} 개월 전

      It was BIG HAAAAAAAAAAD

    • Cool Gamer
      Cool Gamer 개월 전

      You can see him trying so hard not to laugh

    • DJPrinceGrandmasterYRJDaLoneWolfDoes
      DJPrinceGrandmasterYRJDaLoneWolfDoes 개월 전

      I noticed that somebody else already said it on here, but just like I said before in another comment, he actually fucked it up he was supposed to say Macrohard,No I will admit big hard is kind of funny……

  • S o m e b o d y
    S o m e b o d y 2 개월 전 +2

    I don’t understand how you can keep a straight face while doing these. I would be dying every line 😂

  • flxwaboy
    flxwaboy 2 개월 전 +2

    I love how he was legitemately cracking up when he said "Bighard"

  • Kai Ling Song
    Kai Ling Song 2 개월 전

    when he said "I will send to jesus" made me laugh so hard

  • IoriaDieffenbach
    IoriaDieffenbach 9 일 전

    Always lose it when he says “ I will send you to Jesus “😂🤣😂

  • Prnaut
    Prnaut 5 개월 전 +10343

    "You got Hersheys"
    "We got he/hims"
    Literally the best line

  • SLAYER556
    SLAYER556 2 개월 전 +6

    "Do you have 5 Hour Energy?"
    "We have 5 Day Depression."
    I couldn't stop laughing.

  • Mikalliko The Weird
    Mikalliko The Weird 개월 전

    Steven He, is definitely in the top 3 of my fa Kristen content creators, he has really brought me through some bad times. Thank you for making such amazing content, as a proper thank ima say a rhyme, here it is:
    Roses are red, violets are blue, I no longer have a bad time inside my head, and it's all thanks to you... thanks :D

  • sonicfromthemovie
    sonicfromthemovie 27 일 전

    "I will send you to Jesus" is the greatest line I ever heard 😂

  • xAtsukox
    xAtsukox 2 개월 전 +4

    😂😂😂
    The "BIGAHAARRHD" Had me rolling everytime I went back to the mini blooper skits
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Dragonborne91
    Dragonborne91 3 개월 전 +3548

    "Is that Matt Damon?"
    "No, that's his cousin Carpet Damon."
    "I will send you to Jesus."
    Best. Line. Ever.

  • Ethan Bridges
    Ethan Bridges 2 개월 전

    I'm glad both characters have the band-aid. Shows that they're more similar than they think
    or you just needed a band-aid

  • Slinking Kat
    Slinking Kat 11 일 전

    I love how he called Hershey "he-him." Absolutely clever and something I've joked about, positively, for trans identity. 😹😹😹

  • sunburst27
    sunburst27 2 일 전

    I can tell it took every ounce of your soul to not laugh at "big hard"

  • Jimmy
    Jimmy 2 개월 전 +2

    I could not stop laughing the whole time 🤣 5 day depression

  • A RANDOM WEEB
    A RANDOM WEEB 5 개월 전 +1661

    "Oh no thats not Microsoft, thats Big Hard"
    I love how he doesn't cut the part where he laughs at this, it makes it even more hilarious

  • Georgenotfound-13
    Georgenotfound-13 2 개월 전

    I love when he takes his slipper off and says "I will send you to Jesus"

  • Haruka Senpai
    Haruka Senpai 개월 전

    when he said "I will send you to Jesus" I laughed so hard

  • wendigo storyteller
    wendigo storyteller 2 개월 전

    The way he says "I will send you to Jesus" kills me every time

  • Aviator
    Aviator 28 일 전 +6

    "You got Quaker Oats?"
    "We've got Jacob's Nuts."
    "You got Five Hour Energy?"
    "We've got Five Day Depression."
    That had me laughing.

  • Just Some Guy without a Mustache

    "I will send you to Jesus"
    Clerk: Oh you mean Moist Cr1tikal?

    • The Little Mermaid
      The Little Mermaid 2 개월 전

      @눈누난나 Yes. The great thing about off-brand products is that there are multiverses of them. Each person has recreated a product with unique faults. Personally, I would call him Sussy J if I were an off-brand pastor.
      “Open your bibbles to verse 10 from Jeans
      ‘and Madam and Peeve were cast into the garden of Ate . . .’”
      “PRAISE LORD SUSSY J! FOR HE RAPS YOUR SINS! Check out his new pope diss-track on Noisefluff.”
      “Pass the sacramental weed.”
      Or, going with your idea:
      *a house full of drunk dogs because Puppy J turned all their water into pine*
      However, this idea implies that Rome would have crucified a puppy. So, yes, but also, NO.

    • Low end studios
      Low end studios 2 개월 전

      Of course lmao

    • JeaSonDashジェア
      JeaSonDashジェア 3 개월 전

      Found you!

    • JeaSonDashジェア
      JeaSonDashジェア 3 개월 전

      Found you!

    • RPGMN777 Official
      RPGMN777 Official 3 개월 전

      You again?!

  • Helen Yeom
    Helen Yeom 26 일 전

    Best line ever
    "You got Dove chocolate?"
    "We've got BIRDS"

  • Lu Toons
    Lu Toons 개월 전

    That I will send you to Jesus with the slipper, kills me every time.

  • Rosie Graham
    Rosie Graham 2 개월 전 +2

    Really funny when he said we have five day depression, I laugh so hard I could not breathe.

  • David Richard
    David Richard 14 일 전

    So funny! "FIRE MILK!" "KOALA DETOUR?" "BIG HARD?" I love Steven's humor so much! My favorite comedian!

  • Meghan Medendorp
    Meghan Medendorp 5 개월 전 +6007

    I love how he couldn’t even hold his laughter when he said “oh that’s not Microsoft, that’s big hard”

    • Sedwars
      Sedwars 2 개월 전

      @nostalgia television A LOT OF TAKES if he decided to keep the clip where he laughed

    • Syaeful Aziz Z
      Syaeful Aziz Z 2 개월 전

      @Meghan Medendorp thank, now i understand hahahaha

    • Paz Mendoza
      Paz Mendoza 2 개월 전

      @tanmay big hard co- mputer

    • Celery296
      Celery296 2 개월 전

      @Meghan Medendorp turn 18

    • Meghan Medendorp
      Meghan Medendorp 3 개월 전

      @sebas Stein I know what micro and macro mean…

  • K28
    K28 개월 전

    "Do you have Hershey's?"
    "We got Hehim"
    THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD FOR 2 MINUTES

  • saritha kurup
    saritha kurup 2 개월 전

    Every video makes me laugh but when asian is a difficulty and everything is off brand are my favorite. I love your videos 😀😂😂

  • Stick
    Stick 10 일 전 +1

    “Thats big hard”
    He definetly knew some of us would take that out of context because he even took that out of context

  • 616Buddy
    616Buddy 11 일 전

    i love how he even laughed when he said’ big hard

  • João Cordeiro Loguercio
    João Cordeiro Loguercio 4 개월 전 +6067

    "You got 5 hours energy?"
    "We got 5 days depression"
    That's the line that made me wheeze until I almost passed out

  • The Parity algorithm
    The Parity algorithm 2 개월 전

    this man knows what he's doing 😂😂😂

  • Jessa C.
    Jessa C. 개월 전

    MY KID AND I COULD NOT HELP BUT LAUGH. YOU GOT US AT "FIRE MILK" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • [Purple Team] Scout
    [Purple Team] Scout 2 개월 전

    "I will send you to jesus" Always breaks me

  • David Taylor
    David Taylor 16 일 전 +1

    I love the asian dad steven he great work as always

  • GamePanda
    GamePanda 5 개월 전 +4658

    "we have 5-day-depression"
    "thats called WEEK DAYS"
    god why is that so true

    • FunkyMonke21
      FunkyMonke21 4 개월 전 +1

      I've been overdosing on 5 day depression to the point where I now call it : my entire life

    • Artsy Mystery
      Artsy Mystery 4 개월 전

      That's true...

    • Cave07
      Cave07 4 개월 전 +1

      Lolll

    • zek eggy
      zek eggy 5 개월 전 +1

      @CodeW what I thought

    • eawcuber
      eawcuber 5 개월 전 +4

      Perfection

  • Bruh
    Bruh 일 전

    I like how everything is in reverse / weird brand names depends on where you are

  • xxxxMarMarxxxx
    xxxxMarMarxxxx 14 시간 전

    "I will send u to heaven" THAT KILLED ME

  • Mane
    Mane 2 개월 전

    "Got Quaker's Oats??"
    "No, we have Jacob's Nuts"
    that made me wheeze

  • The Lore Master
    The Lore Master 21 일 전

    "You got 5 hour energy?"
    "We got 5 day depression"
    "That's called weekdays"
    Facts!

  • Bogdanol
    Bogdanol 4 개월 전 +3740

    "We've got tournament of failures."
    "I'll take 5."
    Legendary tier joke

    • Salvador Toscano
      Salvador Toscano 2 개월 전

      I just heard the same game xD

    • Matthew Allison
      Matthew Allison 2 개월 전 +1

      And the worst part is, that is probably more accurate than actual name of the game.

    • Ian Ramos
      Ian Ramos 3 개월 전 +4

      Challenger tier

    • Big Ol' Noob
      Big Ol' Noob 3 개월 전 +8

      you got roblox?
      nah i got bro blocks.

  • Naziya Samlayawala
    Naziya Samlayawala 3 개월 전

    'You got quaker oats'
    'No we got Jacob' s nuts'
    LOL I was laughing so much😂

  • ZacharyIsDead*•
    ZacharyIsDead*• 2 개월 전

    The way he cracked up at “Big hard” we all know what he was thinkin’ 💀🖐✨

  • starwarsfan1919
    starwarsfan1919 개월 전

    it’s so hilarious that this is supposed to be „his dad“ all the time 🤣🤣

  • Sapnapisbestboy
    Sapnapisbestboy 2 개월 전

    "I will send you to Jesus."
    The best quote to be taken out of context XD

  • Fidget Dude
    Fidget Dude 3 개월 전 +1629

    Steven trying to control his laughter at the "big hard" bit was so funny

    • A Girl Named Chuck
      A Girl Named Chuck 3 일 전

      @Archturus Deydas the jokes come fast and hard, and they're good. Subtitles would be great. :P

    • DJPrinceGrandmasterYRJDaLoneWolfDoes
      DJPrinceGrandmasterYRJDaLoneWolfDoes 27 일 전

      @Timeattaxmodexd fair I guess……..

    • Timeattaxmodexd
      Timeattaxmodexd 27 일 전

      @DJPrinceGrandmasterYRJDaLoneWolfDoes Bit late, but if we consider the opposite of microsoft in terms of engineering notation,...
      micro is 10^-6 (greek symbol mu)
      and Mega would be 10^6 (Capital M)
      so the exponents are opposite signs (positive or negative) of the same number (+6 or -6) so going by that......
      The opposite of microsoft would be Megahard.
      It's only another way to look at it, and macrohard is just as valid of an analogy, albeit by different methods.

    • shaun simon
      shaun simon 29 일 전

      @Mr PP. the Spanish word for no is no

    • Peter Arnaldo
      Peter Arnaldo 개월 전 +1

      Im getting the wrong idea

  • Abella
    Abella 개월 전

    That movement he made when Steven said: "Koala Detour" lol

  • Khiêm Hồ
    Khiêm Hồ 2 개월 전

    This is a well written script, i have never had so much joy watching this video

  • CelestialSushi
    CelestialSushi 2 개월 전

    I had to pause halfway through the video and run it back a few times; was absolutely losing it to the point of tears I couldn't hear the other answers, _these are so good_ XDDDDD

  • ㄒ丨ㄒ卂几丨匚ㄥㄖᐯ乇尺2014

    "you got quakers?"
    "we got jacob's nuts"
    that made me laugh

  • Kamila Drewa Ossowska
    Kamila Drewa Ossowska 5 개월 전 +2268

    I love how he couldn't even say "big hard" without laughing lol

  • memekids
    memekids 25 일 전

    “Oh that’s not Microsoft, that’s *BigHard* (sees he tries not to laugh)” this is some funny stuff right here 😂

  • Sniper Jacob:Code X
    Sniper Jacob:Code X 11 시간 전 +1

    "You got Quaker Oats, we got Jacobs nuts"
    Yeah, I know, I'm nuts.

  • R K
    R K 13 일 전

    Oh god I can't breathe with this! XD You're the reason I can't sleep at night! I don't have sleep paralysis demons. I have laughing attacks because of your silly bit!

  • Rosie Graham
    Rosie Graham 2 개월 전 +2

    I love when he say I will send you to jesus

  • ZigZagPower
    ZigZagPower 5 개월 전 +1812

    Yooo, another banger from Steven!

  • Arpana Upreti
    Arpana Upreti 3 개월 전

    This made me laugh so bad 😂😂😂😂

  • Kim Kartel
    Kim Kartel 2 개월 전

    he deserved "I will send you to jesus" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 him and his off brands 🤣

  • Sir Real Killer
    Sir Real Killer 2 개월 전 +2

    1:35 never gets old XD

  • I'm probably taller than you IRL

    Ah yes, my favourite store:
    *B I G H A R D .*
    Also the way he tried so hard not to crack up was amazing

  • Throne859
    Throne859 5 개월 전 +2989

    “That’s big hard”
    “BIG HARD”
    I love this line, it really is great because he holds back his laughter

  • PGAF
    PGAF 15 일 전 +1

    “We have he hims” best dad jokes ever

  • John Ybanez
    John Ybanez 개월 전

    0:50
    "Do you have 5 hour energy?"
    We have 5 day deppresion"
    the best line ever

  • JP Nerf
    JP Nerf 개월 전

    "That's not Microsoft that's big hard" got me dying

  • Multiclaw
    Multiclaw 23 일 전

    “It tastes like how Rick Astley sounds” I was laughing so hard

  • B3TTR
    B3TTR 5 개월 전 +1312

    Got me dead laughing on the ground when you said “Big Hard”!

    • Mitch Tange
      Mitch Tange 4 개월 전

      I love how he could barely keep himself together when he said it

    • FatMcCat
      FatMcCat  4 개월 전

      @Ikaika Martin macro means big it is the opposite of micro which means small

    • Ikaika Martin
      Ikaika Martin 4 개월 전

      @FatMcCat no, because “micro” means “small” so th e opposite of “small” and “micro” is “big”

    • FatMcCat
      FatMcCat  4 개월 전 +1

      It should've been Macro Hard

  • CodePrime
    CodePrime 2 개월 전 +1

    the fact he couldn't finish the sentence "big hard" with a straight face just makes it so much better.

  • Wayne Midnight
    Wayne Midnight 2 개월 전 +1

    "You got 5 Hour Energy?"
    "We got 5 Day Depression."
    "What the heck- They're called weekdays!"
    Underrated imo.

  • Nugget_RL
    Nugget_RL 2 개월 전

    I love the "I will send you to Jesus" lmao

  • Jinniesberets
    Jinniesberets 23 시간 전

    Steven: what is this-
    Also Steven: *holds wine*

  • Master_Mega
    Master_Mega 4 개월 전 +2699

    As an Australian I can confirm that “crocodile-help” is our favourite drink

    • Ova 9000
      Ova 9000 2 개월 전 +1

      😂😂😂

    • Gerion025
      Gerion025 3 개월 전 +1

      same here so true

    • the peanut
      the peanut 3 개월 전 +1

      @y/n-kun yes it is sad

    • SuperTurtle's Videos
      SuperTurtle's Videos 3 개월 전 +1

      @Just another John Yeah, true...

    • Just another John
      Just another John 3 개월 전 +3

      @SuperTurtle's Videos Yeah, much better. But I think people would take longer to figure out and it would lose the effect. Jokes are less funny if you only figure them out afterwards.

  • M-Dt
    M-Dt 24 일 전

    I like how when Steven gets mountain view he gets a bottle of wine

  • Star Town
    Star Town 20 일 전

    I love how at big hard he lost it. The best line

  • Justutube1234
    Justutube1234 20 시간 전

    Don’t watch with food or drinks in your mouth, you will spit it out or choke laughing 😂

  • Khalif Stigler
    Khalif Stigler 개월 전

    This content is so funny that I'm dying of laughter

  • Luwi
    Luwi 5 개월 전 +828

    "You got 5 hour energy?"
    "We got 5 day depression"
    "What the he- it's called weekdays"
    Yeah hes not wrong

  • Ҝaℓ
    Ҝaℓ 2 개월 전

    "I will send you to jesus" That was the line i love 😂

  • Ryan Luker
    Ryan Luker 개월 전

    I like it how every time he says things like Microsoft, or ice cream, the off brand version is the opposite of it. Lol!

  • kbeautiful1
    kbeautiful1 개월 전

    My new saying is now "I will send you to Jesus" 🤣🤣🤣

  • Laci Richards
    Laci Richards 13 일 전

    " I will send you to Jesus " oh shit my soul just died 🤣 he sent me to Jesus 😂

  • •simone•
    •simone• 4 개월 전 +1403

    "I will send you to Jesus."
    LITERALLY MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME.
    edit: mom i’m famous

    • •simone•
      •simone• 2 개월 전

      @Sixx🤣

    • •simone•
      •simone• 2 개월 전

      @StarScreen Studio so true

    • Sixx
      Sixx 2 개월 전

      Glad it’s not just me😂😂😂

    • Flare 01
      Flare 01 3 개월 전

      @William D "You can deliver me to Buddha"

    • StarScreen Studio
      StarScreen Studio 3 개월 전

      the best line
      and the "Failure" line

  • KnightNoob
    KnightNoob 3 개월 전

    I like how in the background when he was holding Mountain View, there was Mountain Dew on the shelf. 🤣

  • whyaskwhy because yes

    "big hard" had me dying 😂

  • Mrpopcorn2488
    Mrpopcorn2488 22 일 전

    Koala detour made me laugh so hard😂

  • Nithanth
    Nithanth 2 개월 전 +1

    "You got league of legends?"
    " We got tournament of failures"
    Sounds about right

  • Kamoshun
    Kamoshun 5 개월 전 +1011

    Idky but “crocodile help” put me on the floor.

    • Gladz Mt
      Gladz Mt 5 개월 전 +1

      gatorade= gator aide=crocodile help.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Reign
      Reign 5 개월 전 +1

      @Peter P lol thank you very much. Have a good day.

    • Peter P
      Peter P 5 개월 전 +1

      @Reign Sheesh! I figured someone would be able to come up with something slightly better, but I think you won no contest.

    • Reign
      Reign 5 개월 전 +3

      @Peter P since we're not being serious here. YOU got it wrong. It's a failures cover for when a failure hurts themselves.

    • Peter P
      Peter P 5 개월 전 +1

      @Reign Band-Aid? Ohhhh, you're referring to the instrumental-support used in all off-brand med kits. Yeah, I was wondering that too.

  • Jalon
    Jalon 3 개월 전 +3

    "Do you have Team Fortress 2?"
    "No we have Final Combat."
    This one is actually real ladies and gentlemen.

  • Hieraldrich
    Hieraldrich 2 개월 전

    "Tournament of failures? My son got gold medal in that twice"
    -Steven's Dad

  • Anna Shimatu
    Anna Shimatu 3 개월 전 +2

    "FIRE MILK!!" "Made from the angriest cats"
    0:43