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Haiyaaa this president too funny 😂 😂
Uncle is here too! Family pressure… next cousin will be here too
@NeoGalaxyz Lol. High lighted reply means that it's the reply that you got from your notification bell menu. We all get it. Nothing special.😂 I think you are confusing it with Pinned comment. That will put your comment on top of the comment section.😉
@Steven He W HATDAHELL
Yeah uncle roger of MSG RICE
It's bunker yogert!
I'd vote for this guy. He could actually balance a budget.
with no calculator!
@A Ux2 shame to nations honor
"She got charged 5,000 dollars for an ambulance ride after she fainted."FINANCIAL DAMAGE
its a brutal system, youre in for a scrape and get stuck paying for all kinds of stuff that occured during your visit
Moral of that story: take care of yourself and drink plenty of water, otherwise you might have to flush 5,000 dollars down the pipe or something like that.... I don't really know.
this is a *TRUE* story
Ahhhhh! Missed opportunity 😂
"We're missing 28 billion dollars.""What?! How did- How did you- what?""What? You don't see this? Can't do quick maths?!" This part had me laughing so much.
Lmao 😂😂 the best part
That was the best part, my Mother never let me use a calculator until I hit algebra!
“100 DAYS! Who need 100 days to get something done? Either get this done by end of week or I will send you to Jesus.”-Asian President cowing entire US government with only a sandal
he went thru 20 pairs of sandals to achieve his goals...:D:D:D
I support this message
“Treat each other with kindness, and don’t be a dick”-Sun Tzu, art of politics.
yeah i mean its better than anything else anybody has said.
"Don't be a dick." Is by far the greatest political slogan I've ever heard.
As an old friend use to say. The number 1 rule in life is "dont be a khunt". Same same, but different.
Ironically, I do not mind this slogan. I like brutal honesty.
"Vote for Steven He: Don't be a dick."
“Dont be a dick” and “Treat each other with kindness” may actually be of use to some people during this period
its perfect layman terms for people today
Yeah it should because that’s what I’ve been saying is to be kind to each other no matter your race or background we are all the same☺️
During every period of time*
no THis is how you solve Racism or hate, just say that its that easy.
This needs a part 2 ASAP... Steven if you are seeing this comment then kindly make this happen... AND DON'T BE A DICK! 😂❤️
and we will send you to jesus
Concepts, Perception, Levels, -Visuals- , Realism, Genuineness, Vybez, Kickback. *Here for it!!!!!!*Es muy difícil escoger una *4.Fo/Hotxmilf* como la *favorita* del ámore, pero está siempre simplemente es otro nivel, 💕-Gracias Benito- Son unos de los mejores conciertos❤.
If we did have an Asian president, imagine the looks on everyone who didn't see it coming. That would be priceless.
I wouldn't mind new changes
@Tejas Kochar she's black
I am down to vote
In the debate, the only thing he’d say to the other candidate is “failure”
I want a debate where one side goes "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!"
He’d be right though.He would be correct like…give or take…98-100% of the time. I’m sold.I’m ready to vote.
Kinda want to see it happen
You forgot... "Don't be a dick!"
“My opponent still use calculator to figure out budget!! …STOOPBID!!”
-Steven you doctor yet?-I... I'm still an actor-I'll have a double chesee burger with fries plsThat shit had me dying 😂😂😂😂💀
“It can travel 3x the speed of light into the nether…………………can I have a discount?” That hade me laughing on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I can buy a car and drive my UNCULTURED SELF to the hospital!”And the fact that it’s a true story makes it worse😭😭
To bad we are never in a condition to make a decision when it is decided how much we'll be charged.
"Don't be a dick"This man has my vote lmao
Steven He's dad is secretly a Chinese mafia boss who took over the world while walking to school on one foot.
In the snow
26 hours a day
His other foot was starting the mafia
@Junelle Salmon JS make you crazy sometimes, but yes all kinds of love m and you know (and you hope and you pray) it will go on forever.
"Act--?? I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries, please"This one killed me!
Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo. 250 -sentadillas son unos- likeex.Uno muchas y un buen ejercicio.5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍 Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖 los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..
This guy's definitely my new favorite skit comedian! haha
He has my vote. We need more “WHY?!?” from our politicians
He’s actually a pretty cool president:He wants everybody to treat everyone else with respectHe wants to fix the healthcare systemHe recognizes that the defense budget is unreasonably highHe wants everyone to achieve the highest standard possibleHe promotes dedication and hard work in his employees throughout the entire day, even during their “lunch break”He provides such good work incentives that all of his employees work through the holidaysHe can do quick maths
@Sonja Pinkert you must be mistaken, we embrace one united asian global identity, come china you are the 51st state of united states of asian america.
That's a ton of reasons to vote him into president.
Truly my favorite kind of president! XD
I'd pee my pants if seen this in person 😂😂😂😂
"Don't be a dick!" That iconic line.If I became president and I started losing it then it's probably because of my mom and not the country I'm governing.
Damn this is hilarious! I love it! So I'm definitely not stoooopid.Also... That ambulance story was outrageous.
We must protect Steven He at all costs.
The moment he threw the pillow killed me 😂
Fuckin' hilarious! Gotta be my favorite so far! "Don't be a dick" is such a great slogan
Steven I hope you never stop making videos, you are the best! Funniest and best president. I may just vote for this man every election.
We need this man more than ever!!
Everyone, let's make Steven get gold, so that he won't be a failure.
Let's also vote for him to be our President! 😁👍
I can get him gold with 50% less subs
how many subscribers to get to gold?
There’s just one problem with that…It’s not diamond
"Break? What's break? I break my foot up in your ass if you don't get working!"That got me to tears, alongside "we can already destroy humanity 15 times, why do you need more money?"
This is now my night time routine; watch a steven he video, so that you wake up with a gold sense of humour and Love how it's been a year
IM LAUGHING SO HARD ON THIS I HAVENT EVEN MADE IT TO HALF
"Can I have a discount?" This made me laugh so hard
Nobody: Absolutely Nobody:Other Presidents: "Let's Make America Great Again!!!"Steven: "Don't be a dick"
@natma relnam hell yeah Go Joe! Fuck the haters!
@Alej Random I mean,you still understand right???
Something that people can actually understand
@Bot Spotter Oh, sorry I wasn't aware of that......or was I?
"can I have a discount" best line ever, especially when Asian stores NEVER give discounts be where I live haha
you sir just earned my subscription! this was an awesome video. I can't wait to watch more and Crack up. you made my day. 🙏🙇♂️
00:52 this is such powerful delivery and i think everyone that heared that story had the same reaction xD
“Can I have a discount” Got me dying😂😂😂🤣🤣
VOTE FOR ME, TOGETHER WE CAN ERASE FAILURE
@×L¥NX× B STANDS FOR BITCHES RESTRICTED
@Koto well you were right.
@Koto you were right bono
As an Asian I can confirm that second is never good enough , you're either the best or you're nothing
2nd is the first to fail
I’m having trouble starting my calculus homework because I’m stuck binge watching your videos 🤣 🤣
"Steve are you Doctor yet""No I'm still an actor""Actor? I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries please"Bruh I'm dead 😂 😂😂 😂
I was sitting in front of my parents so I thought of watching the video without voice and with captions but it was no fun... Your way of speaking adds soul the video 😉
Holds up silver play buttonThis is a failure lolClassic
WHAT THE HELLLLLL
Then you're everywhere too!!😎✌
WHAT THE HELLLL
“I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self for 5000” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude that was gold
"Don't be a dick!" The condensed version of the heart of every religion! 😃👍
I need about 15 more of these videos!! Absolutely love your content!!
I know this is humor/satire but I'm totally convinced 😂 💯 on board
“you can already destroy mankind 15 times, why do you need more money?” LMAO 😂
China,Russia and America be like
@not a bunch of kids in a trench sounds legit, tbh.
This part got me too. As I was eating Hibachi and nearly spit it out. 😂😂
@Tom Bennett would that not be sick tho
@Tom Bennett ...can i have discount?
23:23 Hermosa elección 😘 Likeex.Uno de los mejores conciertos ❤️23:23 Senada: "Hermoso"23:23 Megan: "Hotter"23:23 Hopi: "Sweeter"23:23 Joonie: "Cooler"23:23 Yoongi: "Butter"23:23 Amor: "Momentos"23:23 Alfiora: "Preety"23:23 Alana: "Awesome"23:23 Son unos de los mejores conciertos, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 🖤. ZyXhay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado por la vida dura que se vive hoy... 🖤
The bot doesn't even have a link, we have gone so far with technology
"That can travel three times the speed of light into the nether."I froze for a second.
"For $5000 I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self for $5000..." By far my FAVORITE quote now!
Subscribed so you can get gold. ;) Loved the reaction to the ambulance story because that is obscene! Also, decent slogan: don't be a dick! 😂
We like the stock!!!
💎 🙌 💎 🙌 💎 🙌
@Shaw929 You can look into Naked, short and Greedy. It is an excellent book that explains the dilemna.
@Shaw929 They both have the same bull thesis, or similar. When a stock is heavily shorted and has FTDs, it causes the total float to temporarily increase, which takes months of upwards pressure to resolve.
@Steven He Failure
Informant: "We need a Jet that can travel 3 times the speed of light into the Nether."Asian President: *Stunned silence*Also Asian President: "Can I have a discount?!"🤣😆🤣😆
My brother recommended this channel to me and I don't regret subscribing--You sir, are going to make me die of laughter--
I can drive my unconscious self for 5 thousand dollars....this made me crack up
"I like the stock" got me laughing :')
"Don't be a dik" should be the slogan for his candidacy campaign.
Be a vegana 🤣🤣🤣
well, it is a good rule that everybody should follow so it would make a great slogan
Especially after, "Everybody should treat each other with kindness." 😂
"Don't be a dick!"Best words of advice to the world.
When life gives you 🍋🍋🍋, #StevenHe has all the answers.
We need a part 2 to this I swear to God
Too funny! Keep ‘em coming!
"We can already destroy mankind 15 times"A terrifying yet funny sentence
@Trista Cupcake That's good. That is the best way to read anything. Read any message with an Asian accent, and it will sound better.
@Alfianna I actually heard Steven's voice while reading this.
@свевский Ya, nuclear weapons make that stuff too easy. Wipeout all life on earth? Just push a button.
We are building a jet which can travel 3 times faster than the speed of light!into the neather!!!!!!!Can i get a discount!
"Don't be a dick!"Putin didn't understand the assignment.
“Don’t be a dick”- Stevens dad Quote of the lifetime
Oh I love this video. I keep coming back to watch it over and over again.
That "I like the stock" got me some diamond hands and reddit Vietnam flashbacks of panic selling lmao
Everyone knows a real Asian president would wear gold frame aviators.
@thunderstar86 What's up with the percentages mate? :D
If you weren't president? Are you one? If there's no war and fair taxes and you have nice beaches, I'll move.
I’m not at all Asian and I would wear those if I wasn’t president Xd
@Danzig Rulze As Asian you don't use a calculator to get the percentage but you use one to show it.
2:11 i DIED when his glasses fell 🤣🤣
As a Nigerian I can relate to.most of his reaction
Lol. Thank you for making that accent attractive. Not easy and never before have I felt that way.
I can sum up the very last part of this video in three simple words "REAL GAMERS RULE"! LOVE THIS!!!
"I can buy myself a car and drive my unconsously self for $5000"!!!! IM IN LOVE WITH STEVEN'S HUMOUR
I think i heard : I CAN BUY A CAR AND DRIVE MY AUNG KANG TOO SALE FOR FIVE TOUSAND DOLLAR LA!!!! 😂😂😂😂
I am ready to vote
You forgot the key "la" at the end
"And don't be a dick!!"I mean. He has my vote.
He really got him with the “into the nether” card
Everytime I watch him I laugh
I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a math major, I had one exam in the whole semester where calculators were allowed and I forgot to take one. I could have been a *failure* and asked for one, but I stayed prideful and did the whole thing with only my brain and a piece of paper.I aced it.Steven's dad, are you proud of me ?
And what did you get? 99% ?
Pls help im Studying maths as well but im too white, complete failure
A for average
@Rami Al banna :] I was wondering about time.
Your videos are seriously too damn good I know this is an old video and comment so you’ll never see but shit man easily my favorite comedian right now and prolly forever Lmao
2:03 when he asks if they are using calculators, this is so true about most of people I talk to, most people can't even do quick math in their heads!
Omg that ambulance ride thing actually happened to me. I passed out and was charged 8,400 for a 1.5 mile ride to the hospital. Turns out I was just dehydrated.
He's just too brilliant to tell us to subscribe like that😂😂. I did subscribe now Steven
Steven: I'm still an actorSteven's dad: Can I have a double cheeseburger with friesHe hit him too hard
@MrRinoHunter Very effective
I though he said: “Can I have a double cheeseburger with rice” 😅.
@Peter Parker Very effective.
Imagine when he said “To travel 3 times the speed of light and into the nether” he also said *ThIs NoT MINECrAfT STOO PID* 😂😂
your funny videos is what keeps me going in life dont stop never give up please
This is LEGENDARY 😂😂😂
This is an automatic classic!❤️✊🏾👏🏾
"Everyone should be kind to each other.And DONT BE A DICK"That's my new motto
@Bonnie Fazman me 4
Sounds like something a democrat would say 😂😂
Whaa? Hhahaha i thought it was addict
@Taylor Heart YEA LIKE LITERALLY OMG 😆😆😆😆😫😫😫😆😆😫😆😫😆😆😫😫😫😫 I CANT EVEN
"We can already destroy mankind 15 times" lmao
this was too funny, id vote for him
I might really vote for this man over a lot of the options.
Wish Putyin watched this, especially the part where he says:"Don't be a dick!"
"I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self to the hospital for $5,000" 😭
I thought he said " I can buy a car and drive my uncle lalaal "
@Mike I couldn’t understand.
what the HAAAAIIIILLL FAILURES
I thought he said I can drive my uncle to sale for 5000$
I thought he said his 'uncultured self'
He may have a silver button. But he has comedy gold
I bet president Steven offered a collab or really good videos to the public to vote for him. Personally I would have personally been his campaign manager :)
He would be a better one then what we have now 😂
Died when he said I like the stock 🤣🤣🤣🤣