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  • 게시일 2021. 04. 08.
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  • mrnigelng
    mrnigelng 년 전 +41265

    Haiyaaa this president too funny 😂 😂

    • PrimarchLogarius
      PrimarchLogarius 4 일 전

      Uncle is here too! Family pressure… next cousin will be here too

    • Mike_Gusta
      Mike_Gusta 6 일 전

      @NeoGalaxyz Lol. High lighted reply means that it's the reply that you got from your notification bell menu. We all get it. Nothing special.😂 I think you are confusing it with Pinned comment. That will put your comment on top of the comment section.😉

    • FrostTheGamer
      FrostTheGamer 7 일 전

      @Steven He
      W
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    • FrostTheGamer
      FrostTheGamer 7 일 전

      Yeah uncle roger of MSG RICE

    • uV animatics n sketches
      uV animatics n sketches 9 일 전

      It's bunker yogert!

  • Josiah Seaman
    Josiah Seaman 11 개월 전 +16238

    I'd vote for this guy. He could actually balance a budget.

  • H-man
    H-man 3 개월 전 +3146

    "She got charged 5,000 dollars for an ambulance ride after she fainted."
    FINANCIAL DAMAGE

    • rolando mota
      rolando mota 14 일 전

      its a brutal system, youre in for a scrape and get stuck paying for all kinds of stuff that occured during your visit

    • EJ
      EJ 29 일 전

      Moral of that story: take care of yourself and drink plenty of water, otherwise you might have to flush 5,000 dollars down the pipe or something like that.... I don't really know.

    • The Amazin Earth
      The Amazin Earth 개월 전 +1

      this is a *TRUE* story

    • WelcomeTo Life
      WelcomeTo Life 개월 전

      Easy money

    • NARLY Girl
      NARLY Girl 개월 전

      Ahhhhh! Missed opportunity 😂

  • gadman85
    gadman85 개월 전 +83

    "We're missing 28 billion dollars."
    "What?! How did- How did you- what?"
    "What? You don't see this? Can't do quick maths?!" This part had me laughing so much.

    • Thunderturbine88
      Thunderturbine88 2 일 전

      Lmao 😂😂 the best part

    • I*love cats
      I*love cats 13 일 전 +1

      That was the best part, my Mother never let me use a calculator until I hit algebra!

  • TheSentinelStone
    TheSentinelStone 2 개월 전 +168

    “100 DAYS! Who need 100 days to get something done? Either get this done by end of week or I will send you to Jesus.”
    -Asian President cowing entire US government with only a sandal

    • Tomas T
      Tomas T 8 일 전 +1

      he went thru 20 pairs of sandals to achieve his goals...:D:D:D

    • A RS
      A RS 26 일 전 +3

      I support this message

  • Aesha Ahme
    Aesha Ahme 2 개월 전 +245

    “Treat each other with kindness, and don’t be a dick”
    -Sun Tzu, art of politics.

    • Lazarous
      Lazarous 2 개월 전 +7

      yeah i mean its better than anything else anybody has said.

  • Leo the Grey
    Leo the Grey 년 전 +23767

    "Don't be a dick." Is by far the greatest political slogan I've ever heard.

    • Ed 6072
      Ed 6072 6 시간 전

      JUST FACTS

    • Ed 6072
      Ed 6072 6 시간 전

      FR

    • Night-Owl-0935
      Night-Owl-0935 8 일 전

      As an old friend use to say. The number 1 rule in life is "dont be a khunt". Same same, but different.

    • Verent Yee
      Verent Yee 14 일 전 +1

      Ironically, I do not mind this slogan. I like brutal honesty.

    • Aviation 89 (P1274)
      Aviation 89 (P1274) 28 일 전 +1

      "Vote for Steven He: Don't be a dick."

  • JonJonaJonathan
    JonJonaJonathan 2 개월 전 +441

    “Dont be a dick” and “Treat each other with kindness” may actually be of use to some people during this period

    • rolando mota
      rolando mota 14 일 전 +1

      its perfect layman terms for people today

    • Valentines Hearter
      Valentines Hearter 15 일 전 +1

      Yeah it should because that’s what I’ve been saying is to be kind to each other no matter your race or background we are all the same☺️

    • Duncan Morin
      Duncan Morin 15 일 전 +1

      During every period of time*

    • Lazarous
      Lazarous 2 개월 전 +1

      no THis is how you solve Racism or hate, just say that its that easy.

  • Rohit Banerjee
    Rohit Banerjee 개월 전 +28

    This needs a part 2 ASAP... Steven if you are seeing this comment then kindly make this happen... AND DON'T BE A DICK! 😂❤️

  • Lydia Wilson
    Lydia Wilson 8 일 전 +34

    Concepts, Perception, Levels, -Visuals- , Realism, Genuineness, Vybez, Kickback. *Here for it!!!!!!*
    Es muy difícil escoger una *4.Fo/Hotxmilf* como la *favorita* del ámore, pero está siempre simplemente es otro nivel, 💕
    -Gracias Benito- Son unos de los mejores conciertos❤.

  • HadesRageTV
    HadesRageTV 2 개월 전 +128

    If we did have an Asian president, imagine the looks on everyone who didn't see it coming. That would be priceless.

  • CRUSADER
    CRUSADER 년 전 +8475

    In the debate, the only thing he’d say to the other candidate is “failure”

    • ShiroiKage009
      ShiroiKage009 17 일 전

      I want a debate where one side goes "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!"

    • A RS
      A RS 26 일 전

      He’d be right though.
      He would be correct like…give or take…98-100% of the time.
      I’m sold.
      I’m ready to vote.

    • Velvet Box
      Velvet Box 개월 전 +1

      Kinda want to see it happen

    • Juci Shockwave
      Juci Shockwave 개월 전 +1

      You forgot... "Don't be a dick!"

    • Charstar Max
      Charstar Max 개월 전 +1

      “My opponent still use calculator to figure out budget!! …STOOPBID!!”

  • Jorge Luis Rodriguez Arreguin

    -Steven you doctor yet?
    -I... I'm still an actor
    -I'll have a double chesee burger with fries pls
    That shit had me dying 😂😂😂😂💀

  • Juggernaut jack
    Juggernaut jack 3 개월 전 +36

    “It can travel 3x the speed of light into the nether…………………can I have a discount?” That hade me laughing on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • LocalEquestrian
    LocalEquestrian 3 개월 전 +30

    “I can buy a car and drive my UNCULTURED SELF to the hospital!”
    And the fact that it’s a true story makes it worse😭😭

  • Angry Juice
    Angry Juice 11 일 전 +5

    "Don't be a dick"
    This man has my vote lmao

  • Troglodytam (teo lol)
    Troglodytam (teo lol) 년 전 +5561

    Steven He's dad is secretly a Chinese mafia boss who took over the world while walking to school on one foot.

    • A RS
      A RS 26 일 전

      In the snow

    • Vivek Jk
      Vivek Jk 2 개월 전

      26 hours a day

    • Brooke Edwards
      Brooke Edwards 2 개월 전

      Lol

    • JakeagleDaEagle
      JakeagleDaEagle 2 개월 전

      His other foot was starting the mafia

    • m
      m 3 개월 전

      @Junelle Salmon JS make you crazy sometimes, but yes all kinds of love m and you know (and you hope and you pray) it will go on forever.

  • Cris C
    Cris C 15 일 전 +4

    "Act--?? I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries, please"
    This one killed me!

  • Linda Howard
    Linda Howard 22 일 전 +20

    Felicidades, es un buen ejemplo.
    250 -sentadillas son unos- likeex.Uno
    muchas y un buen ejercicio.
    5:25 Se deja ver que hay muy buenos resultados 😍👍
    Saludos desde la Cd.. de world 🌹😉💖
    los mortales abian apreciado tan hermosa mujer..

  • Damien Bunting
    Damien Bunting 23 일 전 +1

    This guy's definitely my new favorite skit comedian! haha

  • Jesse B
    Jesse B 3 개월 전 +5

    He has my vote. We need more “WHY?!?” from our politicians

  • Jack G
    Jack G 7 개월 전 +9654

    He’s actually a pretty cool president:
    He wants everybody to treat everyone else with respect
    He wants to fix the healthcare system
    He recognizes that the defense budget is unreasonably high
    He wants everyone to achieve the highest standard possible
    He promotes dedication and hard work in his employees throughout the entire day, even during their “lunch break”
    He provides such good work incentives that all of his employees work through the holidays
    He can do quick maths

    • Akideoni
      Akideoni 개월 전

      @Sonja Pinkert you must be mistaken, we embrace one united asian global identity, come china you are the 51st state of united states of asian america.

    • Igor Dasunddas
      Igor Dasunddas 2 개월 전

      That's a ton of reasons to vote him into president.

    • Mr Mad Philosopher
      Mr Mad Philosopher 2 개월 전

      Truly my favorite kind of president! XD

  • Taylor Heart
    Taylor Heart 2 개월 전 +7

    I'd pee my pants if seen this in person 😂😂😂😂

  • Kimberly Pascua
    Kimberly Pascua 17 일 전 +2

    "Don't be a dick!" That iconic line.
    If I became president and I started losing it then it's probably because of my mom and not the country I'm governing.

  • Igor Dasunddas
    Igor Dasunddas 2 개월 전 +5

    Damn this is hilarious! I love it! So I'm definitely not stoooopid.
    Also... That ambulance story was outrageous.

  • NERD INSIDE
    NERD INSIDE 일 전

    We must protect Steven He at all costs.

  • Brian horitzon
    Brian horitzon 2 개월 전 +2

    The moment he threw the pillow killed me 😂

  • Kelly Barnard
    Kelly Barnard 2 개월 전 +1

    Fuckin' hilarious! Gotta be my favorite so far! "Don't be a dick" is such a great slogan

  • Batstone22
    Batstone22 개월 전 +1

    Steven I hope you never stop making videos, you are the best! Funniest and best president. I may just vote for this man every election.

  • Johnny Fletcher
    Johnny Fletcher 3 개월 전 +1

    We need this man more than ever!!

  • Meghana Parida
    Meghana Parida 6 개월 전 +10048

    Everyone, let's make Steven get gold, so that he won't be a failure.

    • Jenny G.
      Jenny G. 3 일 전

      Let's also vote for him to be our President! 😁👍

    • nielosoweznaki
      nielosoweznaki 20 일 전

      I can get him gold with 50% less subs

    • HouseBee
      HouseBee 25 일 전

      how many subscribers to get to gold?

    • B East
      B East 29 일 전 +2

      There’s just one problem with that…
      It’s not diamond

  • mar71n32n0v1lLL0
    mar71n32n0v1lLL0 2 개월 전 +1

    "Break? What's break? I break my foot up in your ass if you don't get working!"
    That got me to tears, alongside "we can already destroy humanity 15 times, why do you need more money?"

  • Reality
    Reality 29 일 전

    This is now my night time routine; watch a steven he video, so that you wake up with a gold sense of humour and Love how it's been a year

  • Pro2020
    Pro2020 2 개월 전

    IM LAUGHING SO HARD ON THIS I HAVENT EVEN MADE IT TO HALF

  • Linus
    Linus 개월 전

    "Can I have a discount?" This made me laugh so hard

  • Jim Yang
    Jim Yang 7 개월 전 +3782

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Other Presidents: "Let's Make America Great Again!!!"
    Steven: "Don't be a dick"

    • Liquid Devil
      Liquid Devil 개월 전

      @natma relnam hell yeah Go Joe! Fuck the haters!

    • Melvin
      Melvin 5 개월 전 +1

      @Alej Random I mean,you still understand right???

    • Rosey Wolf
      Rosey Wolf 5 개월 전 +1

      Something that people can actually understand

    • _Shadow_
      _Shadow_ 5 개월 전 +2

      @Bot Spotter Oh, sorry I wasn't aware of that...
      ...or was I?

  • DDStriker2001
    DDStriker2001 26 일 전

    "can I have a discount" best line ever, especially when Asian stores NEVER give discounts be where I live haha

  • Jose Luis Ruiz
    Jose Luis Ruiz 19 일 전 +1

    you sir just earned my subscription! this was an awesome video. I can't wait to watch more and Crack up. you made my day. 🙏🙇‍♂️

  • Y0G0FU
    Y0G0FU 2 개월 전

    00:52 this is such powerful delivery and i think everyone that heared that story had the same reaction xD

  • 🌸Mitsuko🌸
    🌸Mitsuko🌸 6 일 전

    “Can I have a discount” Got me dying😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • ×L¥NX×
    ×L¥NX× 년 전 +14402

    VOTE FOR ME, TOGETHER WE CAN ERASE FAILURE

  • Simply a dog
    Simply a dog 2 개월 전 +2

    As an Asian I can confirm that second is never good enough , you're either the best or you're nothing

    • A RS
      A RS 26 일 전 +1

      2nd is the first to fail

  • JGscribble.Premed
    JGscribble.Premed 3 개월 전

    I’m having trouble starting my calculus homework because I’m stuck binge watching your videos 🤣 🤣

  • Rorschach guy
    Rorschach guy 2 개월 전 +5

    "Steve are you Doctor yet"
    "No I'm still an actor"
    "Actor? I'll have a double cheeseburger with fries please"
    Bruh I'm dead 😂 😂😂 😂

  • Shobhit Kumar
    Shobhit Kumar 3 개월 전

    I was sitting in front of my parents so I thought of watching the video without voice and with captions but it was no fun... Your way of speaking adds soul the video 😉

  • Wutaii1 Nostalgia
    Wutaii1 Nostalgia 4 개월 전 +3441

    Holds up silver play button
    This is a failure lol
    Classic

  • Magdeline Carrasco
    Magdeline Carrasco 14 일 전

    “I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self for 5000” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude that was gold

  • 12XU
    12XU 28 일 전

    "Don't be a dick!"
    The condensed version of the heart of every religion!
    😃👍

  • Alex P
    Alex P 개월 전

    I need about 15 more of these videos!! Absolutely love your content!!

  • NARLY Girl
    NARLY Girl 개월 전 +1

    I know this is humor/satire but I'm totally convinced 😂 💯 on board

  • not a bunch of kids in a trench
    not a bunch of kids in a trench 11 개월 전 +5356

    “you can already destroy mankind 15 times, why do you need more money?” LMAO 😂

    • Linkach
      Linkach 3 개월 전 +1

      China,Russia and America be like

    • TheDunestyler
      TheDunestyler 3 개월 전 +3

      @not a bunch of kids in a trench sounds legit, tbh.

    • Kaylyn
      Kaylyn 7 개월 전 +9

      This part got me too. As I was eating Hibachi and nearly spit it out. 😂😂

    • Adithya Suresh
      Adithya Suresh 7 개월 전 +16

      @Tom Bennett would that not be sick tho

    • Potatoes and Ducks
      Potatoes and Ducks 7 개월 전 +56

      @Tom Bennett ...can i have discount?

  • Susan Hill
    Susan Hill 3 개월 전 +14

    23:23 Hermosa elección 😘 Likeex.Uno de los mejores conciertos ❤️
    23:23 Senada: "Hermoso"
    23:23 Megan: "Hotter"
    23:23 Hopi: "Sweeter"
    23:23 Joonie: "Cooler"
    23:23 Yoongi: "Butter"
    23:23 Amor: "Momentos"
    23:23 Alfiora: "Preety"
    23:23 Alana: "Awesome"
    23:23 Son unos de los mejores conciertos, no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 🖤. ZyX
    hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado por la vida dura que se vive hoy... 🖤

    • Beelzebub
      Beelzebub 3 개월 전 +2

      The bot doesn't even have a link, we have gone so far with technology

  • Cyclomethene
    Cyclomethene 2 개월 전 +3

    "That can travel three times the speed of light into the nether."
    I froze for a second.

  • Nathaniel Freeman
    Nathaniel Freeman 3 개월 전

    "For $5000 I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self for $5000..." By far my FAVORITE quote now!

  • citylily
    citylily 개월 전

    Subscribed so you can get gold. ;) Loved the reaction to the ambulance story because that is obscene! Also, decent slogan: don't be a dick! 😂

  • The Den of Tools
    The Den of Tools 년 전 +3143

    We like the stock!!!

    • Jay YT
      Jay YT 4 개월 전

      Stonks

    • Rick Sanchez C137
      Rick Sanchez C137 4 개월 전

      💎 🙌 💎 🙌 💎 🙌

    • TheGreatNeos
      TheGreatNeos 년 전 +1

      @Shaw929 You can look into Naked, short and Greedy. It is an excellent book that explains the dilemna.

    • TheGreatNeos
      TheGreatNeos 년 전 +1

      @Shaw929 They both have the same bull thesis, or similar. When a stock is heavily shorted and has FTDs, it causes the total float to temporarily increase, which takes months of upwards pressure to resolve.

    • Charlie Michaelian
      Charlie Michaelian 년 전

      @Steven He Failure

  • Jenny G.
    Jenny G. 3 일 전

    Informant: "We need a Jet that can travel 3 times the speed of light into the Nether."
    Asian President: *Stunned silence*
    Also Asian President: "Can I have a discount?!"
    🤣😆🤣😆

  • Rose Crystal
    Rose Crystal 2 개월 전

    My brother recommended this channel to me and I don't regret subscribing--
    You sir, are going to make me die of laughter--

  • EddyGo
    EddyGo 26 일 전

    I can drive my unconscious self for 5 thousand dollars....this made me crack up

  • League of Wood
    League of Wood 개월 전

    "I like the stock" got me laughing :')

  • Notim
    Notim 7 개월 전 +3155

    "Don't be a dik" should be the slogan for his candidacy campaign.

    • fanz
      fanz 5 개월 전

      Be a vegana 🤣🤣🤣

    • ruhen shamraaj
      ruhen shamraaj 5 개월 전

      well, it is a good rule that everybody should follow so it would make a great slogan

    • SUFYB
      SUFYB 5 개월 전 +1

      Especially after, "Everybody should treat each other with kindness." 😂

    • Meli El
      Meli El 6 개월 전

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Juci Shockwave
    Juci Shockwave 개월 전

    "Don't be a dick!"
    Best words of advice to the world.

  • Taylor Heart
    Taylor Heart 2 개월 전 +1

    When life gives you 🍋🍋🍋, #StevenHe has all the answers.

  • The_SUPERN0VA
    The_SUPERN0VA 16 일 전

    We need a part 2 to this I swear to God

  • John McKeon
    John McKeon 2 개월 전

    Too funny! Keep ‘em coming!

  • blyat man
    blyat man 6 개월 전 +2474

    "We can already destroy mankind 15 times"
    A terrifying yet funny sentence

    • Alfianna
      Alfianna 22 일 전 +1

      @Trista Cupcake That's good. That is the best way to read anything. Read any message with an Asian accent, and it will sound better.

    • Trista Cupcake
      Trista Cupcake 22 일 전 +1

      @Alfianna I actually heard Steven's voice while reading this.

    • Alfianna
      Alfianna 27 일 전 +2

      @свевский Ya, nuclear weapons make that stuff too easy. Wipeout all life on earth? Just push a button.

    • Vivek Gaun
      Vivek Gaun 2 개월 전 +1

      We are building a jet which can travel 3 times faster than the speed of light!into the neather!!!!!!!
      Can i get a discount!

  • TropicalStorm24
    TropicalStorm24 2 개월 전 +14

    "Don't be a dick!"
    Putin didn't understand the assignment.

  • Neko God of war
    Neko God of war 개월 전

    “Don’t be a dick”
    - Stevens dad
    Quote of the lifetime

  • ShiroiKage009
    ShiroiKage009 14 일 전

    Oh I love this video. I keep coming back to watch it over and over again.

  • Aree
    Aree 2 개월 전

    That "I like the stock" got me some diamond hands and reddit Vietnam flashbacks of panic selling lmao

  • Danzig Rulze
    Danzig Rulze 년 전 +1708

    Everyone knows a real Asian president would wear gold frame aviators.

    • köö koo
      köö koo 개월 전 +1

      @thunderstar86 What's up with the percentages mate? :D

    • Igor Dasunddas
      Igor Dasunddas 2 개월 전 +1

      If you weren't president? Are you one? If there's no war and fair taxes and you have nice beaches, I'll move.

    • Mr Mad Philosopher
      Mr Mad Philosopher 2 개월 전 +1

      I’m not at all Asian and I would wear those if I wasn’t president Xd

    • Jordan Ting
      Jordan Ting 5 개월 전 +4

      @Danzig Rulze As Asian you don't use a calculator to get the percentage but you use one to show it.

  • Gabriel Spricido
    Gabriel Spricido 6 일 전

    2:11 i DIED when his glasses fell 🤣🤣

  • Toluwalase Olajoyegbe
    Toluwalase Olajoyegbe 3 개월 전

    As a Nigerian I can relate to.most of his reaction

  • Ada Chan
    Ada Chan 개월 전

    Lol. Thank you for making that accent attractive. Not easy and never before have I felt that way.

  • GODS REAPER MAN
    GODS REAPER MAN 2 개월 전

    I can sum up the very last part of this video in three simple words "REAL GAMERS RULE"! LOVE THIS!!!

  • Avanti Balaji
    Avanti Balaji 4 개월 전 +1240

    "I can buy myself a car and drive my unconsously self for $5000"!!!! IM IN LOVE WITH STEVEN'S HUMOUR

    • Cross
      Cross 15 시간 전 +1

      @ThinWhiteAxe humorla?

    • SPIRIANCE
      SPIRIANCE 9 일 전 +1

      I think i heard : I CAN BUY A CAR AND DRIVE MY AUNG KANG TOO SALE FOR FIVE TOUSAND DOLLAR LA!!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • A RS
      A RS 26 일 전 +1

      I am ready to vote

    • ThinWhiteAxe
      ThinWhiteAxe 개월 전 +1

      You forgot the key "la" at the end

  • Kurogaea Monari
    Kurogaea Monari 2 개월 전

    "And don't be a dick!!"
    I mean. He has my vote.

  • Kirbs
    Kirbs 2 개월 전

    He really got him with the “into the nether” card

  • Caesha Fattoe
    Caesha Fattoe 2 개월 전

    Everytime I watch him I laugh

  • Jaxx with a J
    Jaxx with a J 3 개월 전

    I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Givrally
    Givrally 년 전 +1089

    I'm a math major, I had one exam in the whole semester where calculators were allowed and I forgot to take one. I could have been a *failure* and asked for one, but I stayed prideful and did the whole thing with only my brain and a piece of paper.
    I aced it.
    Steven's dad, are you proud of me ?

    • Sam Shah
      Sam Shah 2 개월 전

      And what did you get? 99% ?

    • neb
      neb 4 개월 전

      Pls help im Studying maths as well but im too white, complete failure

    • Tang Solaris
      Tang Solaris 4 개월 전

      Very proud

    • Jungmu Sohn
      Jungmu Sohn 4 개월 전

      A for average

    • GenX X
      GenX X 4 개월 전

      @Rami Al banna :] I was wondering about time.

  • tyler mccall
    tyler mccall 25 일 전

    Your videos are seriously too damn good I know this is an old video and comment so you’ll never see but shit man easily my favorite comedian right now and prolly forever Lmao

  • V/A N/A
    V/A N/A 개월 전

    2:03 when he asks if they are using calculators, this is so true about most of people I talk to, most people can't even do quick math in their heads!

  • Sasha MacRitchie
    Sasha MacRitchie 2 개월 전

    Omg that ambulance ride thing actually happened to me. I passed out and was charged 8,400 for a 1.5 mile ride to the hospital. Turns out I was just dehydrated.

  • Aditya Sarade
    Aditya Sarade 2 개월 전

    He's just too brilliant to tell us to subscribe like that😂😂. I did subscribe now Steven

  • Super Rupee
    Super Rupee 5 개월 전 +2612

    Steven: I'm still an actor
    Steven's dad: Can I have a double cheeseburger with fries
    He hit him too hard

    • Charstar Max
      Charstar Max 개월 전 +1

      @MrRinoHunter Very effective

    • MrRinoHunter
      MrRinoHunter 개월 전 +1

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGGGEEEE

    • Mila Sliacka
      Mila Sliacka 개월 전 +3

      I though he said: “Can I have a double cheeseburger with rice” 😅.

    • Charstar Max
      Charstar Max 개월 전 +1

      @Peter Parker Very effective.

  • Nakidori Covers
    Nakidori Covers 10 시간 전

    Imagine when he said “To travel 3 times the speed of light and into the nether” he also said *ThIs NoT MINECrAfT STOO PID* 😂😂

  • kel new
    kel new 2 개월 전

    your funny videos is what keeps me going in life dont stop never give up please

  • RedRecon213
    RedRecon213 2 개월 전

    This is LEGENDARY 😂😂😂

  • revhbj1
    revhbj1 3 개월 전

    This is an automatic classic!❤️✊🏾👏🏾

  • jasmine chua
    jasmine chua 3 개월 전 +2763

    "Everyone should be kind to each other.And DONT BE A DICK"
    That's my new motto

  • preggno
    preggno 2 개월 전

    "We can already destroy mankind 15 times" lmao

  • nathan madden
    nathan madden 3 일 전

    this was too funny, id vote for him

  • Thomas Miller
    Thomas Miller 개월 전

    I might really vote for this man over a lot of the options.

  • Kardfogú
    Kardfogú 2 개월 전 +4

    Wish Putyin watched this, especially the part where he says:
    "Don't be a dick!"

  • Bruna Monroe
    Bruna Monroe 년 전 +2682

    "I can buy a car and drive my unconscious self to the hospital for $5,000" 😭

    • demolisher
      demolisher 4 개월 전

      I thought he said " I can buy a car and drive my uncle lalaal "

    • GenX X
      GenX X 4 개월 전

      @Mike I couldn’t understand.

    • Seaweed Brain
      Seaweed Brain 년 전 +1

      what the HAAAAIIIILLL
      FAILURES

    • Mewtwo
      Mewtwo 년 전 +1

      I thought he said I can drive my uncle to sale for 5000$

    • Sarielgrace
      Sarielgrace 년 전

      I thought he said his 'uncultured self'

  • scottofengland
    scottofengland 개월 전 +1

    He may have a silver button. But he has comedy gold

  • Sreenatha Shreshta
    Sreenatha Shreshta 개월 전 +2

    I bet president Steven offered a collab or really good videos to the public to vote for him. Personally I would have personally been his campaign manager :)

  • Nicole Sotis
    Nicole Sotis 2 개월 전

    He would be a better one then what we have now 😂

  • Deathlord119
    Deathlord119 2 개월 전

    Died when he said I like the stock 🤣🤣🤣🤣