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An accident lawyer agency called me sometime earlier. The lady said,“ we came to know that you had an accident three months ago and we would like to help you with the claim” My reply, “yes, it is true”. She said, “we know that you had no fault” I said, “Yes, you are right”. She was so happy and said, “Very good. Would you like us to help you”. My reply was, “Thank you so much, but you cannot help me” She asked, “why not?” I made my voice very sad and replied, “ madam you cannot help a dead man. I died in that accident”. She was taken aback and asked,”but you are talking”. I was dead serious and replied,”yes they buried me with my cell phone in my coffin”. She disconnected the line 😀😀😀.
I did telemarketing like 20 years ago to help pay my way through college. I was selling life insurance policies and one Asian lady kept saying if she had life insurance her family would kill her and make it look like an accident. To this day I still flip-flop on if she was trolling me or not.
@Perseus Vlasov yeah they had to just make it appear like died in accident. I know a friend who's mother was ready to get operated or convince the surgeon for being operated as she would get some insurance claims. Thats the reason selling insurance is such difficult job in india.
@BBM not every govt job gets you pension. Only certain central and state jobs have pension facility. And having a job even at lower level is better than left with nothing. I know this coz our lane's electrician who was a healthy man died just before his retirement and his son got the job. Sometimes, this happens unintended as well, like in the case of my uncle who was a railway TC died at 56 and his son(my cousin) got the job now.
@Perseus Vlasov that's false. They would get a compensatory job which like clerical job (except when the fault was from a govt agency). So why would someone kill when you would get pension (similar wage for doing job) for doing nothing.
This reminds me of the time when my mom had those bugging jehovah's witnesses at her door all the time and she'd never answer till one day she got tired and opened the door, got them to do her chores and then told them she was not interested and thanked them for their time. I never saw them since. 😂
Absolutely brilliant. On one of my ‘pestering’ calls on how their company could dramatically reduce my phone bills……I told him I had already worked it out myself, “ I have sent my kids to live with a rich relative”
I kept getting phone calls for a credit card that I would just hang up on because they called so often. One time I had the idea to write down all their selling points. Even ask clarifying questions to make sure I got all the details and make it sound like I was interested and to waste more of their time. This took about ten minutes or so. I then turned it around on them and tried to sell them their own credit card. They hung up pretty fast.
This incident reminds me when I went to an Asian dude house to buy a table, ended up buying half his furniture and kitchenware. A week later he phoned me for a large antique vase he wanted to sell me 😂 such a nice dude.
I actually did this to a telemarketer. After the 7th time calling they threatened me with calling the police. Eventually they stopped answering their phone. I was happy
Last time I got a call for an extended warranty, I went along with it, told them the age of my car, and unfortunately my 15-year-old pos van didn’t qualify for an extended warranty. I was so disappointed because it really had a lot of things that needed fixed on it.
This reminds me of an incident that happened to me last month. A scammer called me when I was sleeping. So I just woke up from that call, totally still half awake. He said my company has due pay they want me to pay it, which is hilarious cuz 1) I did have an online business, I don't rent any building. 2) the company name is exist but it wasn't mine, and it's located in another state (fyi, I'm in different state and never been or ever been living in that area) But since I'm still not fully awake, I'm a bit panicked. My thkughts a bit slow to process everything ,however I managed to calm myself by asking that scammer how can I check on it. That dude get furious out of blue and called me stupid then ended the call. After few minutes awaken, I finally realised that was a scammer. Lmao . But I'm still mad cuz HOW DARE THEM BOTHER MY SLEEP ,CALLING ME IN EARLY MORNING 😂😤
My mom got a call once telling her that the gov't was sending her money as part of relief program. They asked for her banking info, but she told them she was unemployed and didn't have a bank account. She proceeded to profusely thank them (and enumerated ways that this money will help her) for sending her money and asked them when she can expect the check in the mail. She's been waiting for her check for 5 years now.
No guilt in razzing anyone who has the nerve to make a cold sales call, especially concerning scams. I often just suggest other means of employment. Everybody needs a job and we’ve all had some bad ones but cold-call sales are the worst and particularly demeaning
Reminds me of how when my grandma got a call saying "hello, are you interested in our windows and doors" she just said "i live in a cave" and proceeded to describe her fake cave life until they hung up
Probably a time-travelling Bill Gates calling your grandma trying to sell Windows 11 after Microsoft products flopped in the future due to overly restrictive systems.
I used to have a business phone line at home. I kept getting offers of long distance service (this was before cell phones became ubiquitous). I would just say "We don't have a phone" and hang up before their brains could process the absurdity.
🤣🤣This has me in stitches laughing. This script is super funny . Especially the spam calls that's always about car warranty or someone calling about tax relief🤣🤣. We all should serve these any annoying telemarketer in this fashion🤣
I used to do something like this back in the old days when the telemarketers and scammers were actual people instead of just a recording. The way to keep them on the line was to act like you were looking for your credit card while having off the wall conversations about things like "my bowel movement was runny this morning even though it's usually more solid. It was also kind of greenish with some orange to it. Do you think I should get that checked out? Maybe I should stop eating random items in the garbage. Oh speaking of garbage, the neighborhood dumpster was overflowing this morning, I hope they got it cleaned up before it gets too bad." We would see who could keep them on the phone the longest, man that was fun.
One time years ago, me and my sister were having a fight. I don’t remember what we were fighting about, but throughout the day, our phone kept getting calls from the same number. The only people who ever called our landline back then were scam callers, or our grandma. So, we naturally weren’t answering it. But it just seemed to keep trying to call us multiple times throughout the day. So, my sister leaves the room as we end our fight, and the phone is ringing. In my anger, I walk over, grab the phone, and scream “JUST LEAVE US ALONE MISTER!!” as loud as I can before hanging up. They did not call back. Nowadays, my sister and I rarely fight anymore.
My boyfriend did this last week. It wasn't even a phone call. It was door to door sale. The wanted to sell him a watermelon, he tried to sell them a book. No one bought anything, but the exchange was truely magical.
@Yamil Rodríguez for sure. Watermelons in my country cost 50 cents to a dollar a kilo depending on season. Hell no a watermelon would cost 25 bucks. Lol
Lol that reminds me of a story my mom told me. Years ago we used to live in the Philippines and we were getting ready to move back to. America. These two vacuum cleaner sales people kept trying sell my mom a vacuum cleaner. She's like No I'm moving, back to America I can't take this on the plane! But those two knuckle heads wouldn't take the hint. So Mom looses her temper, grabs a hammer and chases them off the property. I was too young to remember that. But I laughed my ass off when she told me.🤣
@bleebu they may be jehovah's witnesses?iirc, they do that after their mass, at least here in the Philippines. I assumed that that was a requirement for them by their religion? They were pretty active here but stopped during the pandemic.
@Yamil Rodríguez here In America of your house doesn't look on point perfect they walk up and try to sell you gutters, roofs, siding, ant removal, bark dust, hell even grass. I have had all of these people come up to me over and over. I have a plan for when they come. I open my garage door and start trying to sell them motorcycle parts (that are broken because I dropped my motorcycle going around a corner).
Once I got a scam call and I was able to keep them on the phone for an hour and a half while running errands. Towards the end he started cussing at me out of frustration.
I once got a scam call about illegal items in customs. I straight went on the offensive and said how dare they call me, I have already paid my bribes and that my drugs were to be allowed through. Scam caller was very confused lol
Excellent video. Just mentioning for the sake of interest that in Australia we get some English- and Chinese-language robocalls targeting Chinese expats by claiming to be from the Chinese government regarding visa issues or similar.
When you're an Asian that lives in Asia, you get scam calls too 😅 A week or two after my grandpa died, my aunt got a phone call asking for money, saying that he is her father. My aunt answered: I don't think you need money in heaven.
@Kommentator Ah, but stating your opinion is different from outright insulting a person or their beliefs. The person here intentionally left a comment to provoke people. Its like a religious person leaving a comment under an atheist/person with different beliefs commenter forcing them to believe in something. Saying, "God isn't real" under a religious post isn't saying your opinion, its a useless comment that only makes people angry. Obviously people like that do it just to provoke others. Otherwise, I agree with you. There's nothing to get offended about with a different opinion unless its insulting.
@Idk what to put here I didn't say that either, and I really don't know how you could possibly come to the conclusion I did. You were the one who brought up racism and I was merely pointing out that if racist comments were challenged or even deleted, we as a society lose nothing of value. Whereas when religious people try to police what can or can't be said, this stirs conflict in society and makes unreasonable demands from those who don't follow that particular faith. The request itself even contradicts itself. If we were to allow this, as several religions have opposing views on what can or can't be said. So even if we ignore atheism and atheists rights for a moment, this can't even be enforced among religious people. It's simply a bad policy. Instead religious people have to accept that other people might not follow their own faith and accept that they might say things they don't like to hear ...
@Kommentator The way you say religious people are equal to racists seems to imply that. Make your point a bit clearer maybe? If you are trying to say that people shouldn't be offended by other beliefs, that's not what happened here? If it was an atheist person being attacked by a religious person, obviously the religious person would be the "racist" here. Is that what you mean?
I’m Asian and my mom got a phone call and she’s like wtf I have had enough so she takes a big metal bowl and puts her phone in the bowl and hits it with a spoon and she said “ wtf u want idiot” and he’s like “uhh ur credit card expired yesterday can u give me the number” and she starts banging and he just hangs up 😂😂
I once got a telemarketer on the phone, agreed to let them start their spiel, then hung up on them mid-sentence. I haven't gotten another call from one of them since.
Thanks god we now have Verizon and other carriers with the option to capture all spam calls in VM. Quite literally saved me daily headaches in dealing w marketing calls and scammers
There’s a difference between a scam call and a spam call. In case folks in the comments can’t discern. Both are annoying but one hurts more than the other if you fall for it.
I love how my Grandpa used to answer unknown numbers. *RING RING* Grandpa: "Hello, would you be interested in hearing about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?" He'd push it and circle back to it no matter what they tried to say. And when it was an automated system, he'd just reply... "Hey, even robots like you need a savior. You interested?" EDIT: I should also add that on the rare occasion that someone would say that they were already a Christian/Catholic, he'd then would start asking them about their favorite verses and telling them his. Grandpa sure loved his unregistered calls.
The amount of times I’ve been successfully haggled into buying stuff I don’t want from an Asian store because I feel loved for being offered the “the special price”
I work for a trucking company as a dispatcher. At least a couple times a month, we get some of those extended warranty calls. The company I work for is a major company spread all over the US, and our particular location alone has like 200 semi trucks. Usually, these calls are the typical robocalls, so we just hang up. Every now and then, we get the actual human, and we just reply with, "You're calling _______ transportation department. We have over 200 trucks at our location. Which truck are you talking about in particular?" They always just hang up after that. We also get the random "credit card company" calling or something like that (always with an Indian accent 🤔). I HATE wasting my time on the phone for stuff like this because I have lots of work to do, and they end up tying up the phone line. As soon as I enter these people, they just start slamming you with some BS sales pitch. I start trying to interrupt them and when I do, I just tell them the truth... that we are a place of business. They then apologize and hang up. Oh! Two more quick ones! We also get prank robocalls (does anyone else get these on their actual non-business phones?). My favorite is this old man who calls and asks for his granddaughter. When you tell him he has the wrong number, he acts like he didn't catch what you said, then apologizes for being hard of hearing. Then he proceeds with either telling you about his granddaughter, his current life story, etc. You end up having to just hang up on him. My absolute favorite happened only once though... and it was GOLDEN! It was a disgruntled sounding lady and when you answer, she goes, "Hello?" in an agitated voice. Then tries to get your name with "Who is this?" Then she just keeps repeating "Hello?" with a progressively angrier voice until she is yelling. Well, I answered and immediately could tell it was a prank robocall. I just happened to have a coworker walk up on me who was partially deaf... I looked at her, handed her my phone, and said, "It's for you" with a super serious face. She took it and it was absolutely hilarious to see her and the robot go back and forth with "Hello?" After like 30 seconds, I grabbed the phone from her, hung it up (I was laughing at this point), and told her that it was a prank call. She punched me on my shoulder and we shared a good laugh together (she was cool about it btw and thought it was funny, albeit a little embarassing).
I had a repeating scam call and recognized the number before I answered. There is a recorded message in my country when a number is no longer in service. I imitated the recording perfectly and never got a call from them again
Always fun to turn the tables on the caller. When they tell me about the car warranty expiring, I say “I own several cars. Which one’s warranty are you calling about?” They don’t know what to say next. If they guess a car make or model, I don’t own that one.
Sometimes when my mum is in a mood and someone scam calls her she will put the phone on a table, put an inverted pan over the top of it and beat the pan with a wooden spoon for about 10 seconds. It has a 100% hangup rate.
@Sea Pea It just means she turns the pan upside-down over the phone - so when she hits the pan, all the sound goes to the phone underneath the pan. It makes it really loud for the person on the phone.
There's this company that calls my house every spring about Duct cleaning. My family enjoys asking what kinds of ducks they clean and brings up other game birds such as peacock or quail.
In the 90's i kept Olan Mills on the phone for over 30 min and got escalated all the way to the regional manager when they tried to sell me a photo session. I kept enthusiastically expressing interest and asking if they were able to print and frame a 5 foot by 9 foot wall size portrait. Regional manager said they would have to subcontract, but agreed they could do it. I then asked if I could book the store exclusively as I wanted this portrait to be a nude. Dude could tell it was going south but actually agreed! Then I hit him with "OK great! I'm also going to bring my dog and a jar of peanut butter, should be some great action shots ." Huge sigh and he hung up. One of my finest telemarketing response moments. I've done some good ones over the years, but that one took the cake.
As a daughter of immigrants from a haggling centered country, I screamed and cried from laughter. This is spot on my dad 🤣🤣 Jehovas Witnesses would run from him. He tried to sell them all our stuff.
This is hilarious! I once scammed a scammer...and probably scared the crap out of him too. At least I hope I did. He was one of those "Windows tech support people", if memory serves. From India. I told him that he was a crook, and that his whole company of crooks was already well known, and was under surveillance. Then when I had his attention with that, I told him that they were all going to jail soon. He started talking something about him not being a crook, and it was just a job, or something like that. So then I told him that it didn't matter, they were all going to prison in India, and that this was a test case for international law enforcement cooperation between the United States and Indian law enforcement. This got his attention! So I decided to go further. I told him that I wasn't supposed to be talking to him about it. But that he sounded like a good guy, but with a bad job. And that I wasn't comfortable with what I had been informally told by our side, about what the Indian police were going to do to them when they raided them this afternoon. I told him that, there was nothing the US officials could do to prevent it, although they had tried. But the India police were corrupt, and had been bought off by the scammers upper management. I told him that he and the other low level employees were going to be the scapegoats for the whole operation and were all going to be killed in the operation. 😂 I said that the top bosses were all going to be safe, and quietly leave just before the operation went down. I told him that the corrupt Indian police were going to burst in, and shoot everybody on the call center floor, and put guns in their hands, and take pictures of them dead, with guns in their hands. I said the clue that it was about to start, was when the little bosses started one by one leaving the call center floor. And that not all of these little bosses would leave, because they weren't all in on it. Just some of them would leave. And the police would come in, and it would be too late then. I told him that if he wanted to save his life, and the lives of his coworkers, he would surreptitiously tell them all about the plan, and then when they saw two or more bosses leave the room, they should all just run like hell out the doors, as fast as they could. 😂 I told him I wasn't comfortable with this at ALL, but that my country had said for me to not say anything about it if I were called by the scammers again, because it was just how things were done in India. Because the cops were corrupt. When I got done, he was very quiet...and his voice was shaky, and I could hear real fear in it. And he thanked me, several times, and called me sir. Bosses leave call center floors together frequently. I would LOVE to have been a fly on the wall of that scammer center to see what happened that afternoon, lol. 🤣
@DuckDuckGo Ismuchbetter oh i hope there is that would be funny seeing like 20 guys run out of the building to then ask why they ran out of the building while everyone walking by just starts questioning them and they dont have any way to answer
@Surest Lol. 😂...Yeah I dragged him down the hole with his fears as far as I could. The key to it was, that I gradually started pretending to be sympathetic with him and "his plight." And I acted remorseful about what I had been told was going to happen to him and his coworkers. And suggested reasonable things he could do to protect himself when he saw some bosses quietly leaving the room. 😂 I bet they all ran out in the street that afternoon in a panic...at some point, lol. I just wish there was a film of it, lol.
@Gseric47 so u sipped hot tean from the kettle and sipped it out? Does that mean it has nothing to do with this? Im 19 yrs old, y did u ask? How old r u?
@Pankajakshan well, you're wrong, mate. My heater was out and I put some tea on the kettle to enjoy some youtube before getting some sleep after a hard day of work. You must be feeling pretty silly now. How old are you, by the way? Lol
When a telemarketer calls I just answer in very aggressive tone in French. Their expecting my area to speak English or Spanish, you have no idea how badly this will throw them off their game.
My grandmother once got a call that the authorities were going to deport her and she said, “Great I was planning a flight back there anyway! Thanks for saving me some money.” They hung up the phone 😂
And at this the scammer rethought his life choices and switched to a legit career that has 0 phone related talks... Changing his personal number before applying
I died laughing when he said he'd give him a 2 month vacation for 2 to "the" Hawaii for $5. EDIT: I never actually noticed that he calls it "the" Hawaii until I went back and watched again after several of y'all pointed it out. Thanx, that little detail actually makes it even funnier.
many years ago while my mom was recovering from heart surgery. had a scamer call and ask for my mom. i told them she was dead. my mom was sitting on the couch listening and laughing
I've done this. I had a scam call and I tried to sell them a blow up bed. Then a roller blind and that didn't work so I asked if they would be interested in some net curtains? They never called me back and I still have this stuff to sell. Oh well their loss. Good price too. 🤣
years ago, I sold brick paving on the phone, before cell phones and caller ID. it was a thankless job in many ways, people can be funny, but also nasty and rude.... I've never been rude to telemarketers. have had some fun and always try to make them laugh at least...... but it's really a horrible, boring job...... I did however get paid and made enough money part time, as I did it after my day job at night 4 nights a week to buy a car. I ended up buying a horse instead. who gave me many years of total joy.
@Not Interested that's a good one. I would also add traditional Russian, Serbian, Bosnian....you know what? Just call it a traditional African/Slavik brand 😆
I usually tell them to hold on then just leave the phone then go do my thing. A minute of them waiting is a minute of them not bothering someone out there.
My mom got a call about selling our house (we rented anyway) and she said that we lived in a tent and hung up. :D. My brother used to get calls in the middle of night - always men always asking for the same woman. He finally answered the phone with, “Sgt. Smith, Seattle Vice Squad.” The caller hung up immediately and there were no further calls after that! :D
My dad got a call and they said we will deport you if you don't pay your taxes today. He said " Give me 2 tickets with legroom and let's call it a deal. "
"If someone tries to scam you, scam them back'
-Steven He
@Michael Steven He is a total daddy and there's no denying this fact.
When the student messed up and called the retired Master disturbing his peacefull retirement.lol.flawless victory....your content is superb! keep it up....
@Joseph Stalin more like UNO return card
@MINEWISE1012 would*
And that includes grammar skills.
we wud need adequate knowledge,and knowledge is power
An accident lawyer agency called me sometime earlier. The lady said,“ we came to know that you had an accident three months ago and we would like to help you with the claim” My reply, “yes, it is true”. She said, “we know that you had no fault” I said, “Yes, you are right”. She was so happy and said, “Very good. Would you like us to help you”. My reply was, “Thank you so much, but you cannot help me” She asked, “why not?” I made my voice very sad and replied, “ madam you cannot help a dead man. I died in that accident”. She was taken aback and asked,”but you are talking”. I was dead serious and replied,”yes they buried me with my cell phone in my coffin”. She disconnected the line 😀😀😀.
Similar call I answered 2 years ago, I said I was hit by scooter, and hurt my pinky, that conversation went on for 3 minutes until I wanted to hang up
😂😂😭
I am so using this
@Kim Swan All the best. We are with you 👍👍
I did telemarketing like 20 years ago to help pay my way through college. I was selling life insurance policies and one Asian lady kept saying if she had life insurance her family would kill her and make it look like an accident. To this day I still flip-flop on if she was trolling me or not.
I've watch too many true crime shows to buy life insurance for myself or allow anyone else to take a policy out on me.
@Perseus Vlasov yeah they had to just make it appear like died in accident. I know a friend who's mother was ready to get operated or convince the surgeon for being operated as she would get some insurance claims. Thats the reason selling insurance is such difficult job in india.
@BBM not every govt job gets you pension. Only certain central and state jobs have pension facility. And having a job even at lower level is better than left with nothing. I know this coz our lane's electrician who was a healthy man died just before his retirement and his son got the job. Sometimes, this happens unintended as well, like in the case of my uncle who was a railway TC died at 56 and his son(my cousin) got the job now.
@Perseus Vlasov that's false. They would get a compensatory job which like clerical job (except when the fault was from a govt agency). So why would someone kill when you would get pension (similar wage for doing job) for doing nothing.
This reminds me of the time when my mom had those bugging jehovah's witnesses at her door all the time and she'd never answer till one day she got tired and opened the door, got them to do her chores and then told them she was not interested and thanked them for their time. I never saw them since. 😂
How did she get them to do chores?! Lol
They just ask me where my Mammy is and then they hang up on me. 😅
@FilB13 It's a joke on how cute her voice is, and they mistake her for a child.
Maybe you should report that number to the police
When my mom immigrated she practiced her English on telemarketers. They didn't call the house after that.
That is clever, quite smart actually!
haha
BLESS THIS WOMAN
That's hilarious 😂! Go Mom!
Brilliant
Absolutely brilliant. On one of my ‘pestering’ calls on how their company could dramatically reduce my phone bills……I told him I had already worked it out myself, “ I have sent my kids to live with a rich relative”
I kept getting phone calls for a credit card that I would just hang up on because they called so often. One time I had the idea to write down all their selling points. Even ask clarifying questions to make sure I got all the details and make it sound like I was interested and to waste more of their time. This took about ten minutes or so. I then turned it around on them and tried to sell them their own credit card. They hung up pretty fast.
This incident reminds me when I went to an Asian dude house to buy a table, ended up buying half his furniture and kitchenware. A week later he phoned me for a large antique vase he wanted to sell me 😂 such a nice dude.
I actually did this to a telemarketer. After the 7th time calling they threatened me with calling the police. Eventually they stopped answering their phone. I was happy
LMAO. That Asian man did a better job than the FBI showing up just a few seconds after the call.
Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😆😂
Yo--I’m gonna use that shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
Lol, true
With SHOES he was trying to sell, too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Last time I got a call for an extended warranty, I went along with it, told them the age of my car, and unfortunately my 15-year-old pos van didn’t qualify for an extended warranty. I was so disappointed because it really had a lot of things that needed fixed on it.
This reminds me of an incident that happened to me last month. A scammer called me when I was sleeping. So I just woke up from that call, totally still half awake. He said my company has due pay they want me to pay it, which is hilarious cuz 1) I did have an online business, I don't rent any building. 2) the company name is exist but it wasn't mine, and it's located in another state (fyi, I'm in different state and never been or ever been living in that area)
But since I'm still not fully awake, I'm a bit panicked. My thkughts a bit slow to process everything ,however I managed to calm myself by asking that scammer how can I check on it. That dude get furious out of blue and called me stupid then ended the call. After few minutes awaken, I finally realised that was a scammer. Lmao . But I'm still mad cuz HOW DARE THEM BOTHER MY SLEEP ,CALLING ME IN EARLY MORNING 😂😤
This was really funny but I couldn't really laugh as much as I wanted to because I have actually done this and I am asian 🤣
My mom got a call once telling her that the gov't was sending her money as part of relief program. They asked for her banking info, but she told them she was unemployed and didn't have a bank account. She proceeded to profusely thank them (and enumerated ways that this money will help her) for sending her money and asked them when she can expect the check in the mail. She's been waiting for her check for 5 years now.
How my dad avoids it.
Caller: "Sir how would you like to upgrade your phone"
Dad: "I don't have a phone bye."
LOL. I like your dad.
@Shae Reub it’s a burner phone
@一三Gnefitisis 🤣🤣🤣 Hey, whatever works!
@Flamen Martialis Don't respond, they may be trying to steal your identity. If you want to mess with them...
I had a loan company calling about me geting better intrest on my loan. There's only one little problem, I don't have any loans.
No guilt in razzing anyone who has the nerve to make a cold sales call, especially concerning scams. I often just suggest other means of employment. Everybody needs a job and we’ve all had some bad ones but cold-call sales are the worst and particularly demeaning
I almost choked to death when I saw you at the door trying to sell him Nike 😂
omg this is hilarious! if you are gonna start selling, be prepared to let the sales wars begin! 😂
Absolutely hilarious, I'll have to try that next time I get a scam call.
Reminds me of how when my grandma got a call saying "hello, are you interested in our windows and doors" she just said "i live in a cave" and proceeded to describe her fake cave life until they hung up
Probably a time-travelling Bill Gates calling your grandma trying to sell Windows 11 after Microsoft products flopped in the future due to overly restrictive systems.
she didn't say "grave" tho
A little imagination can go a long way!
Lol
Bwahahahahahah!
I used to have a business phone line at home. I kept getting offers of long distance service (this was before cell phones became ubiquitous). I would just say "We don't have a phone" and hang up before their brains could process the absurdity.
I’m going to start doing this 😂💀 These telemarketers are annoying and I swear scams are just on the rise or something
It was so damn funny. I really appreciate the good laugh.
🤣🤣This has me in stitches laughing. This script is super funny . Especially the spam calls that's always about car warranty or someone calling about tax relief🤣🤣. We all should serve these any annoying telemarketer in this fashion🤣
Asian parents always have the best UNO Reverse Card for every situation 😂
Lol so true
Lol!
Got to remember this! 😆
@ANAW Begins there are a lot of vids on YT where some people flip the script on hackers and scammers, they’re fun to watch indeed. ;)
@She V yeah we just copy it, change the name a little bit and resell it with discount 😂
Oh this is hilarious! I got such a good laugh this morning, thank you.
Lol I always try to find unique , interesting, and entertaining ways to mess with scam callers whenever they call, I think I might try this next time.
I used to do something like this back in the old days when the telemarketers and scammers were actual people instead of just a recording. The way to keep them on the line was to act like you were looking for your credit card while having off the wall conversations about things like "my bowel movement was runny this morning even though it's usually more solid. It was also kind of greenish with some orange to it. Do you think I should get that checked out? Maybe I should stop eating random items in the garbage. Oh speaking of garbage, the neighborhood dumpster was overflowing this morning, I hope they got it cleaned up before it gets too bad." We would see who could keep them on the phone the longest, man that was fun.
One time years ago, me and my sister were having a fight. I don’t remember what we were fighting about, but throughout the day, our phone kept getting calls from the same number. The only people who ever called our landline back then were scam callers, or our grandma. So, we naturally weren’t answering it. But it just seemed to keep trying to call us multiple times throughout the day.
So, my sister leaves the room as we end our fight, and the phone is ringing. In my anger, I walk over, grab the phone, and scream “JUST LEAVE US ALONE MISTER!!” as loud as I can before hanging up.
They did not call back.
Nowadays, my sister and I rarely fight anymore.
My boyfriend did this last week. It wasn't even a phone call. It was door to door sale. The wanted to sell him a watermelon, he tried to sell them a book. No one bought anything, but the exchange was truely magical.
@Yamil Rodríguez for sure.
Watermelons in my country cost 50 cents to a dollar a kilo depending on season. Hell no a watermelon would cost 25 bucks. Lol
@Lee Steal Well some of them are really annoying.
Lol that reminds me of a story my mom told me.
Years ago we used to live in the Philippines and we were getting ready to move back to. America.
These two vacuum cleaner sales people kept trying sell my mom a vacuum cleaner.
She's like No I'm moving, back to America I can't take this on the plane!
But those two knuckle heads wouldn't take the hint.
So Mom looses her temper, grabs a hammer and chases them off the property.
I was too young to remember that. But I laughed my ass off when she told me.🤣
@bleebu they may be jehovah's witnesses?iirc, they do that after their mass, at least here in the Philippines. I assumed that that was a requirement for them by their religion? They were pretty active here but stopped during the pandemic.
@Yamil Rodríguez here In America of your house doesn't look on point perfect they walk up and try to sell you gutters, roofs, siding, ant removal, bark dust, hell even grass. I have had all of these people come up to me over and over. I have a plan for when they come. I open my garage door and start trying to sell them motorcycle parts (that are broken because I dropped my motorcycle going around a corner).
answer the call and try to keep them on the phone for as long as you can and when they hang up, call them back. Always makes my day
Once I got a scam call and I was able to keep them on the phone for an hour and a half while running errands. Towards the end he started cussing at me out of frustration.
I once got a scam call about illegal items in customs. I straight went on the offensive and said how dare they call me, I have already paid my bribes and that my drugs were to be allowed through. Scam caller was very confused lol
Excellent video. Just mentioning for the sake of interest that in Australia we get some English- and Chinese-language robocalls targeting Chinese expats by claiming to be from the Chinese government regarding visa issues or similar.
When you're an Asian that lives in Asia, you get scam calls too 😅
A week or two after my grandpa died, my aunt got a phone call asking for money, saying that he is her father. My aunt answered: I don't think you need money in heaven.
@Aulia Syifa Rodhiya well same in vietnamese because we burn paper money, paper house to *hell*
@Kommentator Ah, but stating your opinion is different from outright insulting a person or their beliefs. The person here intentionally left a comment to provoke people. Its like a religious person leaving a comment under an atheist/person with different beliefs commenter forcing them to believe in something. Saying, "God isn't real" under a religious post isn't saying your opinion, its a useless comment that only makes people angry. Obviously people like that do it just to provoke others. Otherwise, I agree with you. There's nothing to get offended about with a different opinion unless its insulting.
@Idk what to put here I didn't say that either, and I really don't know how you could possibly come to the conclusion I did. You were the one who brought up racism and I was merely pointing out that if racist comments were challenged or even deleted, we as a society lose nothing of value. Whereas when religious people try to police what can or can't be said, this stirs conflict in society and makes unreasonable demands from those who don't follow that particular faith.
The request itself even contradicts itself. If we were to allow this, as several religions have opposing views on what can or can't be said. So even if we ignore atheism and atheists rights for a moment, this can't even be enforced among religious people. It's simply a bad policy. Instead religious people have to accept that other people might not follow their own faith and accept that they might say things they don't like to hear ...
@Kommentator The way you say religious people are equal to racists seems to imply that. Make your point a bit clearer maybe? If you are trying to say that people shouldn't be offended by other beliefs, that's not what happened here? If it was an atheist person being attacked by a religious person, obviously the religious person would be the "racist" here. Is that what you mean?
LOL! Too funny. I have to remember this technique next time I get a scam call. Thanks for the laugh!!!
I’m Asian and my mom got a phone call and she’s like wtf I have had enough so she takes a big metal bowl and puts her phone in the bowl and hits it with a spoon and she said “ wtf u want idiot” and he’s like “uhh ur credit card expired yesterday can u give me the number” and she starts banging and he just hangs up 😂😂
I don't know how you two guys can keep a straight face when talking on the phone like that.. 😬😉
I once got a telemarketer on the phone, agreed to let them start their spiel, then hung up on them mid-sentence. I haven't gotten another call from one of them since.
I’m going to do this... but as an angry Jamaican lol
Lol, holy sh*t…
@svmac02 lol sorry that's on me.
@LAN Down Under for once right? Also, do people use the term mate for women? Ppl keep thinking im a dude... but im not :P
Omg please and post it😂
This thread is so wholesome. For once, noone on here is being abusive or dumb in their responses. @svmac02, good on you mate :)
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I get these expired warranty spam calls every day!! I ought to try these!
Thanks god we now have Verizon and other carriers with the option to capture all spam calls in VM. Quite literally saved me daily headaches in dealing w marketing calls and scammers
There’s a difference between a scam call and a spam call. In case folks in the comments can’t discern. Both are annoying but one hurts more than the other if you fall for it.
First time I've come across your channel. Absolutely hilarious - comedy gold.
I love how my Grandpa used to answer unknown numbers.
*RING RING*
Grandpa: "Hello, would you be interested in hearing about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
He'd push it and circle back to it no matter what they tried to say. And when it was an automated system, he'd just reply...
"Hey, even robots like you need a savior. You interested?"
EDIT:
I should also add that on the rare occasion that someone would say that they were already a Christian/Catholic, he'd then would start asking them about their favorite verses and telling them his.
Grandpa sure loved his unregistered calls.
200IQ move
@izzy yup also weird name?! I see too many “Izzy’s” bruh
@ViolettaD1485 cringe
@mary garrett yes woman that is a good idea!
@Leo Renthlei that’s very wholesome!
Love it. Being half Thai and growing up around the language, yeah, those calls ended quick.
This is more of this man to save us from the scam calls. 😂
Lol! My grandmother did something similar! Her and my grandfather own an auto shop so she had _a lot_ of fun with telemarketers 🤣
My favourite story about a car's extended warranty was a person who went "Okay, sure, but first, one question: What's a car?"
The amount of times I’ve been successfully haggled into buying stuff I don’t want from an Asian store because I feel loved for being offered the “the special price”
The special price of “F*ck off but first give me your cash.”
Ahh, you are the reason they keep doing that.
@Carlos Tuazon OMG!!!
50% off i buy , lol.
@Γιωργος Λ actually it works for us if we're really buying.. I haggle the price 50% off take it or leave it..
@Carlos Tuazon So i guess running is an option in this situation😂
I work for a trucking company as a dispatcher. At least a couple times a month, we get some of those extended warranty calls. The company I work for is a major company spread all over the US, and our particular location alone has like 200 semi trucks. Usually, these calls are the typical robocalls, so we just hang up. Every now and then, we get the actual human, and we just reply with, "You're calling _______ transportation department. We have over 200 trucks at our location. Which truck are you talking about in particular?" They always just hang up after that.
We also get the random "credit card company" calling or something like that (always with an Indian accent 🤔). I HATE wasting my time on the phone for stuff like this because I have lots of work to do, and they end up tying up the phone line. As soon as I enter these people, they just start slamming you with some BS sales pitch. I start trying to interrupt them and when I do, I just tell them the truth... that we are a place of business. They then apologize and hang up.
Oh! Two more quick ones!
We also get prank robocalls (does anyone else get these on their actual non-business phones?). My favorite is this old man who calls and asks for his granddaughter. When you tell him he has the wrong number, he acts like he didn't catch what you said, then apologizes for being hard of hearing. Then he proceeds with either telling you about his granddaughter, his current life story, etc. You end up having to just hang up on him.
My absolute favorite happened only once though... and it was GOLDEN! It was a disgruntled sounding lady and when you answer, she goes, "Hello?" in an agitated voice. Then tries to get your name with "Who is this?" Then she just keeps repeating "Hello?" with a progressively angrier voice until she is yelling. Well, I answered and immediately could tell it was a prank robocall. I just happened to have a coworker walk up on me who was partially deaf... I looked at her, handed her my phone, and said, "It's for you" with a super serious face. She took it and it was absolutely hilarious to see her and the robot go back and forth with "Hello?" After like 30 seconds, I grabbed the phone from her, hung it up (I was laughing at this point), and told her that it was a prank call. She punched me on my shoulder and we shared a good laugh together (she was cool about it btw and thought it was funny, albeit a little embarassing).
I’m always looking for a new ways to troll telemarketers. I’m going to have to try this. LMAO
I had a repeating scam call and recognized the number before I answered. There is a recorded message in my country when a number is no longer in service. I imitated the recording perfectly and never got a call from them again
Always fun to turn the tables on the caller. When they tell me about the car warranty expiring, I say “I own several cars. Which one’s warranty are you calling about?” They don’t know what to say next. If they guess a car make or model, I don’t own that one.
Sometimes when my mum is in a mood and someone scam calls her she will put the phone on a table, put an inverted pan over the top of it and beat the pan with a wooden spoon for about 10 seconds. It has a 100% hangup rate.
That’s what my mum does
@Martina z Košíc it's a common thing 😂
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍
DUDE! I saw somebody do that in another video! It was GREAT! 😆😆😆
@Sea Pea It just means she turns the pan upside-down over the phone - so when she hits the pan, all the sound goes to the phone underneath the pan. It makes it really loud for the person on the phone.
As an Asian, I can confirm I have never been called to by scammers.
I literally laugh out with tears when he said vacation to Hawaii for 2 dollar for 2 months 😂😂😂
There's this company that calls my house every spring about Duct cleaning. My family enjoys asking what kinds of ducks they clean and brings up other game birds such as peacock or quail.
In the 90's i kept Olan Mills on the phone for over 30 min and got escalated all the way to the regional manager when they tried to sell me a photo session. I kept enthusiastically expressing interest and asking if they were able to print and frame a 5 foot by 9 foot wall size portrait. Regional manager said they would have to subcontract, but agreed they could do it. I then asked if I could book the store exclusively as I wanted this portrait to be a nude. Dude could tell it was going south but actually agreed! Then I hit him with "OK great! I'm also going to bring my dog and a jar of peanut butter, should be some great action shots ."
Huge sigh and he hung up. One of my finest telemarketing response moments. I've done some good ones over the years, but that one took the cake.
I didn't know, why this video popped up on my feed, but i m laughing like anything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg it showed up on my feed today as well. This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha
@Yve Win he probably traced the origins to get the real number
Same here man 😂
Same 😁😁😁😁😁
As a daughter of immigrants from a haggling centered country, I screamed and cried from laughter. This is spot on my dad 🤣🤣 Jehovas Witnesses would run from him. He tried to sell them all our stuff.
I'm going to have so much fun the next time a telemarketer calls. 🤣
This is hilarious!
I once scammed a scammer...and probably scared the crap out of him too. At least I hope I did.
He was one of those "Windows tech support people", if memory serves. From India.
I told him that he was a crook, and that his whole company of crooks was already well known, and was under surveillance.
Then when I had his attention with that, I told him that they were all going to jail soon. He started talking something about him not being a crook, and it was just a job, or something like that. So then I told him that it didn't matter, they were all going to prison in India, and that this was a test case for international law enforcement cooperation between the United States and Indian law enforcement.
This got his attention! So I decided to go further.
I told him that I wasn't supposed to be talking to him about it. But that he sounded like a good guy, but with a bad job. And that I wasn't comfortable with what I had been informally told by our side, about what the Indian police were going to do to them when they raided them this afternoon.
I told him that, there was nothing the US officials could do to prevent it, although they had tried. But the India police were corrupt, and had been bought off by the scammers upper management.
I told him that he and the other low level employees were going to be the scapegoats for the whole operation and were all going to be killed in the operation. 😂
I said that the top bosses were all going to be safe, and quietly leave just before the operation went down.
I told him that the corrupt Indian police were going to burst in, and shoot everybody on the call center floor, and put guns in their hands, and take pictures of them dead, with guns in their hands.
I said the clue that it was about to start, was when the little bosses started one by one leaving the call center floor. And that not all of these little bosses would leave, because they weren't all in on it. Just some of them would leave. And the police would come in, and it would be too late then.
I told him that if he wanted to save his life, and the lives of his coworkers, he would surreptitiously tell them all about the plan, and then when they saw two or more bosses leave the room, they should all just run like hell out the doors, as fast as they could. 😂
I told him I wasn't comfortable with this at ALL, but that my country had said for me to not say anything about it if I were called by the scammers again, because it was just how things were done in India. Because the cops were corrupt.
When I got done, he was very quiet...and his voice was shaky, and I could hear real fear in it. And he thanked me, several times, and called me sir.
Bosses leave call center floors together frequently. I would LOVE to have been a fly on the wall of that scammer center to see what happened that afternoon, lol. 🤣
@DuckDuckGo Ismuchbetter oh i hope there is that would be funny seeing like 20 guys run out of the building to then ask why they ran out of the building while everyone walking by just starts questioning them and they dont have any way to answer
@Surest Lol. 😂...Yeah I dragged him down the hole with his fears as far as I could. The key to it was, that I gradually started pretending to be sympathetic with him and "his plight." And I acted remorseful about what I had been told was going to happen to him and his coworkers. And suggested reasonable things he could do to protect himself when he saw some bosses quietly leaving the room. 😂
I bet they all ran out in the street that afternoon in a panic...at some point, lol. I just wish there was a film of it, lol.
Hilarious. Thanks for having a good sense of humor. Much respect. Not that my approval is relevant
I literally spit out my Coke when you called him back and offered the Gucci bag. 😂😂 This was comedy gold!
The moment for me was at 1:25 with him knocking at his door and holding up what I’m sure was a totally 100% authentic Nike.
@Pankajakshan I'm 27
@Gseric47 so u sipped hot tean from the kettle and sipped it out? Does that mean it has nothing to do with this? Im 19 yrs old, y did u ask? How old r u?
@Pankajakshan well, you're wrong, mate. My heater was out and I put some tea on the kettle to enjoy some youtube before getting some sleep after a hard day of work. You must be feeling pretty silly now. How old are you, by the way? Lol
Man, been a while since I came across a KRclip video that made me legit laugh like this one. 😂
This had me laughing so hard!
When a telemarketer calls I just answer in very aggressive tone in French. Their expecting my area to speak English or Spanish, you have no idea how badly this will throw them off their game.
Ah man. Can't believe I just discovered this channel a few days ago. This was hilarious.
"In the midst of scam, there's always opportunity." ~ Sun Tzu
@The Wonderer ah, Technoblade
🔥😂🙏
That has to be a Ferengi Rule of Acquisition.
It's going on right now
lol
Oh my god this was brilliantly funny 😆 when he showed up with the shoe I lost it 🤣🤣🤣
I had never heard this guy before now and he had me rolling! 😂😂
My grandmother once got a call that the authorities were going to deport her and she said, “Great I was planning a flight back there anyway! Thanks for saving me some money.”
They hung up the phone 😂
And at this the scammer rethought his life choices and switched to a legit career that has 0 phone related talks... Changing his personal number before applying
I died laughing when he said he'd give him a 2 month vacation for 2 to "the" Hawaii for $5.
EDIT: I never actually noticed that he calls it "the" Hawaii until I went back and watched again after several of y'all pointed it out. Thanx, that little detail actually makes it even funnier.
No no, you missed the best part - he said "fi dorrar" and the dude on the other end was "what did I get myself into"
@Sr Chalice I would rather go with a broken down Kia than its knockoff cousin NO-Kia!
I rather go with the 2 car deal.
@Hisam Balgasir THE Honolulu Airport!
@Hisam Balgasir wait i'm asian from The Hawaii but i dont know this! tell me when to meet you at HNL, i wanna know!
He gave the scammer a taste of his own medicine lmao
many years ago while my mom was recovering from heart surgery. had a scamer call and ask for my mom. i told them she was dead. my mom was sitting on the couch listening and laughing
I've done this. I had a scam call and I tried to sell them a blow up bed. Then a roller blind and that didn't work so I asked if they would be interested in some net curtains? They never called me back and I still have this stuff to sell. Oh well their loss. Good price too. 🤣
years ago, I sold brick paving on the phone, before cell phones and caller ID. it was a thankless job in many ways, people can be funny, but also nasty and rude.... I've never been rude to telemarketers. have had some fun and always try to make them laugh at least...... but it's really a horrible, boring job...... I did however get paid and made enough money part time, as I did it after my day job at night 4 nights a week to buy a car. I ended up buying a horse instead. who gave me many years of total joy.
I DIED when he asked if he wanted a Gucci bag. If he doesnt want it, I'll take it 😂😂
@Not Interested that's a good one. I would also add traditional Russian, Serbian, Bosnian....you know what? Just call it a traditional African/Slavik brand 😆
you want the gucci bag??
What about the SPECIAL I PHONE
Absolutely hilarious AND shows the blooper. Made my day, gonna share it 🤣🤣🔥🔥💥 BAM
I literally cried from laughter 😂😂😂
Think I'm gonna try this one next time I get a scammers call 🤣🤣🤣
It's great when people laugh at themselves.
great strategy
@Voestalpine27 lol
@Ritvik Indupuri lol
@Voestalpine27 true..... AND false it’s false ( quoted from Charles the French)
It works
😂
This was so hilarious.
I usually tell them to hold on then just leave the phone then go do my thing. A minute of them waiting is a minute of them not bothering someone out there.
Every time I get a scam call I say, “I have the body, be ready to bury in 5 minutes okay?” And then hang up lol 😂
I actually once said something like this to a scammer. He got offended and hang up the call😂
“ you want the Gucci bag “
I died right there
Yes I want
I felt thst
@Laura Sanchez
Bruh why so rude?🧍🏻♀️
@Autumn Effect same
That Gucci probably fake AF🤣🤣🤣
I love putting the phone under a pot and then banging on it repeatedly when a Scammer calls
I remember getting scam call and how advised my parents’ business to them
I love it I love it that’s a good comedian I love the way he’s doing that it’s just fantastic it’s funny but it’s real keep the good work up
My mom got a call about selling our house (we rented anyway) and she said that we lived in a tent and hung up. :D. My brother used to get calls in the middle of night - always men always asking for the same woman. He finally answered the phone with, “Sgt. Smith, Seattle Vice Squad.” The caller hung up immediately and there were no further calls after that! :D
My dad got a call and they said we will deport you if you don't pay your taxes today. He said " Give me 2 tickets with legroom and let's call it a deal. "
I can't !!!!! that's awesome
I had a hard time figuring out what le groom meant hahaha
Damn power move!
I got thst one in Chinese. I live in Ny but I dont speak Chinese.
That's a scam call, good thing he avoided it like a boss
When I was little, my dad would give the phone to my toddler sister to answer telemarketers. She would basically babble to them, lol
Legends have it that, the scammer never scammed again till this day!! Lol
I'm so glad I found this channel! Hilarious.
I laughed until I tears in my eyes. Sent a share to my sister.