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Why Asians Don't Get Scam Calls

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  • Scam Calls. Robo Calls. You know how it is.
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  • Shiva Ram
    Shiva Ram 년 전 +32314

    "If someone tries to scam you, scam them back'
    -Steven He

    • Sora Song
      Sora Song 14 시간 전

      @Michael Steven He is a total daddy and there's no denying this fact.

    • Michael
      Michael 14 시간 전

      When the student messed up and called the retired Master disturbing his peacefull retirement.lol.flawless victory....your content is superb! keep it up....

    • Malakai J
      Malakai J 3 일 전

      @Joseph Stalin more like UNO return card

    • Sora Song
      Sora Song 6 일 전

      @MINEWISE1012 would*
      And that includes grammar skills.

    • MINEWISE1012
      MINEWISE1012 6 일 전

      we wud need adequate knowledge,and knowledge is power

  • zeminder1
    zeminder1 25 일 전 +1548

    An accident lawyer agency called me sometime earlier. The lady said,“ we came to know that you had an accident three months ago and we would like to help you with the claim” My reply, “yes, it is true”. She said, “we know that you had no fault” I said, “Yes, you are right”. She was so happy and said, “Very good. Would you like us to help you”. My reply was, “Thank you so much, but you cannot help me” She asked, “why not?” I made my voice very sad and replied, “ madam you cannot help a dead man. I died in that accident”. She was taken aback and asked,”but you are talking”. I was dead serious and replied,”yes they buried me with my cell phone in my coffin”. She disconnected the line 😀😀😀.

    • S Zy
      S Zy 14 시간 전

      Similar call I answered 2 years ago, I said I was hit by scooter, and hurt my pinky, that conversation went on for 3 minutes until I wanted to hang up

    • SuperCrys
      SuperCrys 일 전

      😂😂😭

    • R1VER
      R1VER 일 전 +1

      I am so using this

    • zeminder1
      zeminder1 일 전

      @Kim Swan All the best. We are with you 👍👍

  • James Boggs
    James Boggs 4 일 전 +111

    I did telemarketing like 20 years ago to help pay my way through college. I was selling life insurance policies and one Asian lady kept saying if she had life insurance her family would kill her and make it look like an accident. To this day I still flip-flop on if she was trolling me or not.

    • key_v
      key_v 21 시간 전

      I've watch too many true crime shows to buy life insurance for myself or allow anyone else to take a policy out on me.

    • TSP
      TSP 일 전

      @Perseus Vlasov yeah they had to just make it appear like died in accident. I know a friend who's mother was ready to get operated or convince the surgeon for being operated as she would get some insurance claims. Thats the reason selling insurance is such difficult job in india.

    • Perseus Vlasov
      Perseus Vlasov 2 일 전 +2

      @BBM not every govt job gets you pension. Only certain central and state jobs have pension facility. And having a job even at lower level is better than left with nothing. I know this coz our lane's electrician who was a healthy man died just before his retirement and his son got the job. Sometimes, this happens unintended as well, like in the case of my uncle who was a railway TC died at 56 and his son(my cousin) got the job now.

    • BBM
      BBM 2 일 전 +2

      @Perseus Vlasov that's false. They would get a compensatory job which like clerical job (except when the fault was from a govt agency). So why would someone kill when you would get pension (similar wage for doing job) for doing nothing.

  • Zairah Maldonado
    Zairah Maldonado 개월 전 +27

    This reminds me of the time when my mom had those bugging jehovah's witnesses at her door all the time and she'd never answer till one day she got tired and opened the door, got them to do her chores and then told them she was not interested and thanked them for their time. I never saw them since. 😂

  • xiaorishu
    xiaorishu 개월 전 +54

    They just ask me where my Mammy is and then they hang up on me. 😅

    • wolfrainexxx
      wolfrainexxx 일 전 +1

      @FilB13 It's a joke on how cute her voice is, and they mistake her for a child.

    • FilB13
      FilB13 4 일 전

      Maybe you should report that number to the police

  • ThekindSlytherin
    ThekindSlytherin 년 전 +23853

    When my mom immigrated she practiced her English on telemarketers. They didn't call the house after that.

  • L Gracie
    L Gracie 개월 전 +64

    Absolutely brilliant. On one of my ‘pestering’ calls on how their company could dramatically reduce my phone bills……I told him I had already worked it out myself, “ I have sent my kids to live with a rich relative”

  • TsnBanks
    TsnBanks 개월 전 +30

    I kept getting phone calls for a credit card that I would just hang up on because they called so often. One time I had the idea to write down all their selling points. Even ask clarifying questions to make sure I got all the details and make it sound like I was interested and to waste more of their time. This took about ten minutes or so. I then turned it around on them and tried to sell them their own credit card. They hung up pretty fast.

  • Jack Goff
    Jack Goff 3 일 전 +4

    This incident reminds me when I went to an Asian dude house to buy a table, ended up buying half his furniture and kitchenware. A week later he phoned me for a large antique vase he wanted to sell me 😂 such a nice dude.

  • 4bangerlove
    4bangerlove 4 일 전 +3

    I actually did this to a telemarketer. After the 7th time calling they threatened me with calling the police. Eventually they stopped answering their phone. I was happy

  • Meyer
    Meyer 년 전 +3397

    LMAO. That Asian man did a better job than the FBI showing up just a few seconds after the call.

    • redfeather22sa
      redfeather22sa 7 일 전

      Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😂😆😂

    • VeeJay Ess
      VeeJay Ess 7 일 전

      Yo--I’m gonna use that shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Stealth Attack
      Stealth Attack 7 개월 전 +4

      LOL

    • 4Louis MC
      4Louis MC 년 전 +5

      Lol, true

    • Lisa Campbell
      Lisa Campbell 년 전 +33

      With SHOES he was trying to sell, too! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Sleepless Crafter
    Sleepless Crafter 6 일 전 +7

    Last time I got a call for an extended warranty, I went along with it, told them the age of my car, and unfortunately my 15-year-old pos van didn’t qualify for an extended warranty. I was so disappointed because it really had a lot of things that needed fixed on it.

  • just another google user
    just another google user 개월 전 +13

    This reminds me of an incident that happened to me last month. A scammer called me when I was sleeping. So I just woke up from that call, totally still half awake. He said my company has due pay they want me to pay it, which is hilarious cuz 1) I did have an online business, I don't rent any building. 2) the company name is exist but it wasn't mine, and it's located in another state (fyi, I'm in different state and never been or ever been living in that area)
    But since I'm still not fully awake, I'm a bit panicked. My thkughts a bit slow to process everything ,however I managed to calm myself by asking that scammer how can I check on it. That dude get furious out of blue and called me stupid then ended the call. After few minutes awaken, I finally realised that was a scammer. Lmao . But I'm still mad cuz HOW DARE THEM BOTHER MY SLEEP ,CALLING ME IN EARLY MORNING 😂😤

  • Yong Jeonsa
    Yong Jeonsa 개월 전 +30

    This was really funny but I couldn't really laugh as much as I wanted to because I have actually done this and I am asian 🤣

  • CJ Effehm
    CJ Effehm 개월 전 +6

    My mom got a call once telling her that the gov't was sending her money as part of relief program. They asked for her banking info, but she told them she was unemployed and didn't have a bank account. She proceeded to profusely thank them (and enumerated ways that this money will help her) for sending her money and asked them when she can expect the check in the mail. She's been waiting for her check for 5 years now.

  • Shinkai Atsuya
    Shinkai Atsuya 년 전 +18094

    How my dad avoids it.
    Caller: "Sir how would you like to upgrade your phone"
    Dad: "I don't have a phone bye."

    • Ämm Äll
      Ämm Äll 22 시간 전

      LOL. I like your dad.

    • DisguisedPenguin
      DisguisedPenguin 2 일 전

      @Shae Reub it’s a burner phone

    • M&M
      M&M 2 일 전

      @一三Gnefitisis 🤣🤣🤣 Hey, whatever works!

    • 一三Gnefitisis
      一三Gnefitisis 2 일 전

      @Flamen Martialis Don't respond, they may be trying to steal your identity. If you want to mess with them...

    • Flamen Martialis
      Flamen Martialis 2 일 전 +2

      I had a loan company calling about me geting better intrest on my loan. There's only one little problem, I don't have any loans.

  • Jesse Saxon
    Jesse Saxon 개월 전 +11

    No guilt in razzing anyone who has the nerve to make a cold sales call, especially concerning scams. I often just suggest other means of employment. Everybody needs a job and we’ve all had some bad ones but cold-call sales are the worst and particularly demeaning

  • Asuka
    Asuka 26 일 전 +3

    I almost choked to death when I saw you at the door trying to sell him Nike 😂

  • Chinarut R
    Chinarut R 16 시간 전

    omg this is hilarious! if you are gonna start selling, be prepared to let the sales wars begin! 😂

  • Roger Ferris
    Roger Ferris 29 일 전 +1

    Absolutely hilarious, I'll have to try that next time I get a scam call.

  • epic_minecrafter 67
    epic_minecrafter 67 7 개월 전 +9850

    Reminds me of how when my grandma got a call saying "hello, are you interested in our windows and doors" she just said "i live in a cave" and proceeded to describe her fake cave life until they hung up

    • Gabor K
      Gabor K 4 일 전

      Probably a time-travelling Bill Gates calling your grandma trying to sell Windows 11 after Microsoft products flopped in the future due to overly restrictive systems.

    • Bilol
      Bilol 13 일 전 +1

      she didn't say "grave" tho

    • Wild Biker Bill
      Wild Biker Bill 16 일 전

      A little imagination can go a long way!

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    • pistachoo
      pistachoo 개월 전

      Bwahahahahahah!

  • RustyTube
    RustyTube 2 일 전

    I used to have a business phone line at home. I kept getting offers of long distance service (this was before cell phones became ubiquitous). I would just say "We don't have a phone" and hang up before their brains could process the absurdity.

  • Devj Kaiser
    Devj Kaiser 4 일 전

    I’m going to start doing this 😂💀 These telemarketers are annoying and I swear scams are just on the rise or something

  • sonnytos
    sonnytos 2 일 전

    It was so damn funny. I really appreciate the good laugh.

  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond 7 일 전

    🤣🤣This has me in stitches laughing. This script is super funny . Especially the spam calls that's always about car warranty or someone calling about tax relief🤣🤣. We all should serve these any annoying telemarketer in this fashion🤣

  • Jack Lee
    Jack Lee 년 전 +19694

    Asian parents always have the best UNO Reverse Card for every situation 😂

    • Lee Family
      Lee Family 개월 전

      Lol so true

    • smalls9852
      smalls9852 개월 전

      Lol!

    • ericplaysbass
      ericplaysbass 개월 전

      Got to remember this! 😆

    • András Peisch
      András Peisch 개월 전

      @ANAW Begins there are a lot of vids on YT where some people flip the script on hackers and scammers, they’re fun to watch indeed. ;)

    • SIMPMalamMinggu
      SIMPMalamMinggu 개월 전 +1

      @She V yeah we just copy it, change the name a little bit and resell it with discount 😂

  • mark robert devison
    mark robert devison 26 일 전

    Oh this is hilarious! I got such a good laugh this morning, thank you.

  • NoeXcuses mountain biking

    Lol I always try to find unique , interesting, and entertaining ways to mess with scam callers whenever they call, I think I might try this next time.

  • How's It Happening
    How's It Happening 4 일 전

    I used to do something like this back in the old days when the telemarketers and scammers were actual people instead of just a recording. The way to keep them on the line was to act like you were looking for your credit card while having off the wall conversations about things like "my bowel movement was runny this morning even though it's usually more solid. It was also kind of greenish with some orange to it. Do you think I should get that checked out? Maybe I should stop eating random items in the garbage. Oh speaking of garbage, the neighborhood dumpster was overflowing this morning, I hope they got it cleaned up before it gets too bad." We would see who could keep them on the phone the longest, man that was fun.

  • MegAlterMW
    MegAlterMW 8 일 전

    One time years ago, me and my sister were having a fight. I don’t remember what we were fighting about, but throughout the day, our phone kept getting calls from the same number. The only people who ever called our landline back then were scam callers, or our grandma. So, we naturally weren’t answering it. But it just seemed to keep trying to call us multiple times throughout the day.
    So, my sister leaves the room as we end our fight, and the phone is ringing. In my anger, I walk over, grab the phone, and scream “JUST LEAVE US ALONE MISTER!!” as loud as I can before hanging up.
    They did not call back.
    Nowadays, my sister and I rarely fight anymore.

  • Yamil Rodríguez
    Yamil Rodríguez 년 전 +7034

    My boyfriend did this last week. It wasn't even a phone call. It was door to door sale. The wanted to sell him a watermelon, he tried to sell them a book. No one bought anything, but the exchange was truely magical.

    • Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa
      Marcus Vipsanius Agrippa 2 개월 전

      @Yamil Rodríguez for sure.
      Watermelons in my country cost 50 cents to a dollar a kilo depending on season. Hell no a watermelon would cost 25 bucks. Lol

    • 9Tailsfan
      9Tailsfan 2 개월 전

      @Lee Steal Well some of them are really annoying.

    • 9Tailsfan
      9Tailsfan 2 개월 전

      Lol that reminds me of a story my mom told me.
      Years ago we used to live in the Philippines and we were getting ready to move back to. America.
      These two vacuum cleaner sales people kept trying sell my mom a vacuum cleaner.
      She's like No I'm moving, back to America I can't take this on the plane!
      But those two knuckle heads wouldn't take the hint.
      So Mom looses her temper, grabs a hammer and chases them off the property.
      I was too young to remember that. But I laughed my ass off when she told me.🤣

    • Newbie637
      Newbie637 3 개월 전

      @bleebu they may be jehovah's witnesses?iirc, they do that after their mass, at least here in the Philippines. I assumed that that was a requirement for them by their religion? They were pretty active here but stopped during the pandemic.

    • Bucketheadfalls
      Bucketheadfalls 4 개월 전

      @Yamil Rodríguez here In America of your house doesn't look on point perfect they walk up and try to sell you gutters, roofs, siding, ant removal, bark dust, hell even grass. I have had all of these people come up to me over and over. I have a plan for when they come. I open my garage door and start trying to sell them motorcycle parts (that are broken because I dropped my motorcycle going around a corner).

  • SayTheHua
    SayTheHua 27 일 전

    answer the call and try to keep them on the phone for as long as you can and when they hang up, call them back. Always makes my day

  • Amber Turd Turd Turd is the Word

    Once I got a scam call and I was able to keep them on the phone for an hour and a half while running errands. Towards the end he started cussing at me out of frustration.

  • marc2020
    marc2020 4 일 전

    I once got a scam call about illegal items in customs. I straight went on the offensive and said how dare they call me, I have already paid my bribes and that my drugs were to be allowed through. Scam caller was very confused lol

  • Sven Viking
    Sven Viking 4 일 전

    Excellent video. Just mentioning for the sake of interest that in Australia we get some English- and Chinese-language robocalls targeting Chinese expats by claiming to be from the Chinese government regarding visa issues or similar.

  • Aulia Syifa Rodhiya
    Aulia Syifa Rodhiya 년 전 +3102

    When you're an Asian that lives in Asia, you get scam calls too 😅
    A week or two after my grandpa died, my aunt got a phone call asking for money, saying that he is her father. My aunt answered: I don't think you need money in heaven.

    • Headmaster Cat
      Headmaster Cat 3 개월 전

      @Aulia Syifa Rodhiya well same in vietnamese because we burn paper money, paper house to *hell*

    • Idk what to put here
      Idk what to put here 7 개월 전

      @Kommentator Ah, but stating your opinion is different from outright insulting a person or their beliefs. The person here intentionally left a comment to provoke people. Its like a religious person leaving a comment under an atheist/person with different beliefs commenter forcing them to believe in something. Saying, "God isn't real" under a religious post isn't saying your opinion, its a useless comment that only makes people angry. Obviously people like that do it just to provoke others. Otherwise, I agree with you. There's nothing to get offended about with a different opinion unless its insulting.

    • Kommentator
      Kommentator 7 개월 전 +2

      @Idk what to put here I didn't say that either, and I really don't know how you could possibly come to the conclusion I did. You were the one who brought up racism and I was merely pointing out that if racist comments were challenged or even deleted, we as a society lose nothing of value. Whereas when religious people try to police what can or can't be said, this stirs conflict in society and makes unreasonable demands from those who don't follow that particular faith.
      The request itself even contradicts itself. If we were to allow this, as several religions have opposing views on what can or can't be said. So even if we ignore atheism and atheists rights for a moment, this can't even be enforced among religious people. It's simply a bad policy. Instead religious people have to accept that other people might not follow their own faith and accept that they might say things they don't like to hear ...

    • Idk what to put here
      Idk what to put here 7 개월 전

      @Kommentator The way you say religious people are equal to racists seems to imply that. Make your point a bit clearer maybe? If you are trying to say that people shouldn't be offended by other beliefs, that's not what happened here? If it was an atheist person being attacked by a religious person, obviously the religious person would be the "racist" here. Is that what you mean?

  • Chaz Coats-Butcher
    Chaz Coats-Butcher 8 일 전

    LOL! Too funny. I have to remember this technique next time I get a scam call. Thanks for the laugh!!!

  • Bassam A.
    Bassam A. 개월 전 +2

    I’m Asian and my mom got a phone call and she’s like wtf I have had enough so she takes a big metal bowl and puts her phone in the bowl and hits it with a spoon and she said “ wtf u want idiot” and he’s like “uhh ur credit card expired yesterday can u give me the number” and she starts banging and he just hangs up 😂😂

  • elfpimp1
    elfpimp1 일 전

    I don't know how you two guys can keep a straight face when talking on the phone like that.. 😬😉

  • TheDanishGuyReviews
    TheDanishGuyReviews 11 일 전 +1

    I once got a telemarketer on the phone, agreed to let them start their spiel, then hung up on them mid-sentence. I haven't gotten another call from one of them since.

  • svmac02
    svmac02 년 전 +8399

    I’m going to do this... but as an angry Jamaican lol

    • J T
      J T 7 일 전

      Lol, holy sh*t…

    • LAN Down Under
      LAN Down Under 년 전

      @svmac02 lol sorry that's on me.

    • svmac02
      svmac02 년 전

      @LAN Down Under for once right? Also, do people use the term mate for women? Ppl keep thinking im a dude... but im not :P

    • Denise Regina Soriano
      Denise Regina Soriano 년 전

      Omg please and post it😂

    • LAN Down Under
      LAN Down Under 년 전 +1

      This thread is so wholesome. For once, noone on here is being abusive or dumb in their responses. @svmac02, good on you mate :)

  • Iram Savir
    Iram Savir 개월 전 +1

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I get these expired warranty spam calls every day!! I ought to try these!

  • Paulie Walnuts
    Paulie Walnuts 개월 전

    Thanks god we now have Verizon and other carriers with the option to capture all spam calls in VM. Quite literally saved me daily headaches in dealing w marketing calls and scammers

  • S L
    S L 개월 전 +2

    There’s a difference between a scam call and a spam call. In case folks in the comments can’t discern. Both are annoying but one hurts more than the other if you fall for it.

  • NothingByHalves
    NothingByHalves 29 일 전

    First time I've come across your channel. Absolutely hilarious - comedy gold.

  • FortWoodlockMedia
    FortWoodlockMedia 7 개월 전 +5472

    I love how my Grandpa used to answer unknown numbers.
    *RING RING*
    Grandpa: "Hello, would you be interested in hearing about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"
    He'd push it and circle back to it no matter what they tried to say. And when it was an automated system, he'd just reply...
    "Hey, even robots like you need a savior. You interested?"
    EDIT:
    I should also add that on the rare occasion that someone would say that they were already a Christian/Catholic, he'd then would start asking them about their favorite verses and telling them his.
    Grandpa sure loved his unregistered calls.

  • HalferLand Performance _The J-Series Freak's_

    Love it. Being half Thai and growing up around the language, yeah, those calls ended quick.

  • Ashley D Stone
    Ashley D Stone 일 전

    This is more of this man to save us from the scam calls. 😂

  • MannyBot -DEAF-
    MannyBot -DEAF- 7 일 전

    Lol! My grandmother did something similar! Her and my grandfather own an auto shop so she had _a lot_ of fun with telemarketers 🤣

  • TheDanishGuyReviews
    TheDanishGuyReviews 11 일 전 +1

    My favourite story about a car's extended warranty was a person who went "Okay, sure, but first, one question: What's a car?"

  • わっ
    わっ 년 전 +2082

    The amount of times I’ve been successfully haggled into buying stuff I don’t want from an Asian store because I feel loved for being offered the “the special price”

    • J T
      J T 7 일 전

      The special price of “F*ck off but first give me your cash.”

    • blehh nahh
      blehh nahh 3 개월 전

      Ahh, you are the reason they keep doing that.

    • Γιωργος Λ
      Γιωργος Λ 4 개월 전 +2

      @Carlos Tuazon OMG!!!
      50% off i buy , lol.

    • Carlos Tuazon
      Carlos Tuazon 4 개월 전 +1

      @Γιωργος Λ actually it works for us if we're really buying.. I haggle the price 50% off take it or leave it..

    • Γιωργος Λ
      Γιωργος Λ 4 개월 전 +1

      @Carlos Tuazon So i guess running is an option in this situation😂

  • Spex
    Spex 일 전

    I work for a trucking company as a dispatcher. At least a couple times a month, we get some of those extended warranty calls. The company I work for is a major company spread all over the US, and our particular location alone has like 200 semi trucks. Usually, these calls are the typical robocalls, so we just hang up. Every now and then, we get the actual human, and we just reply with, "You're calling _______ transportation department. We have over 200 trucks at our location. Which truck are you talking about in particular?" They always just hang up after that.
    We also get the random "credit card company" calling or something like that (always with an Indian accent 🤔). I HATE wasting my time on the phone for stuff like this because I have lots of work to do, and they end up tying up the phone line. As soon as I enter these people, they just start slamming you with some BS sales pitch. I start trying to interrupt them and when I do, I just tell them the truth... that we are a place of business. They then apologize and hang up.
    Oh! Two more quick ones!
    We also get prank robocalls (does anyone else get these on their actual non-business phones?). My favorite is this old man who calls and asks for his granddaughter. When you tell him he has the wrong number, he acts like he didn't catch what you said, then apologizes for being hard of hearing. Then he proceeds with either telling you about his granddaughter, his current life story, etc. You end up having to just hang up on him.
    My absolute favorite happened only once though... and it was GOLDEN! It was a disgruntled sounding lady and when you answer, she goes, "Hello?" in an agitated voice. Then tries to get your name with "Who is this?" Then she just keeps repeating "Hello?" with a progressively angrier voice until she is yelling. Well, I answered and immediately could tell it was a prank robocall. I just happened to have a coworker walk up on me who was partially deaf... I looked at her, handed her my phone, and said, "It's for you" with a super serious face. She took it and it was absolutely hilarious to see her and the robot go back and forth with "Hello?" After like 30 seconds, I grabbed the phone from her, hung it up (I was laughing at this point), and told her that it was a prank call. She punched me on my shoulder and we shared a good laugh together (she was cool about it btw and thought it was funny, albeit a little embarassing).

  • Burning down the House

    I’m always looking for a new ways to troll telemarketers. I’m going to have to try this. LMAO

  • ekku1979
    ekku1979 3 일 전

    I had a repeating scam call and recognized the number before I answered. There is a recorded message in my country when a number is no longer in service. I imitated the recording perfectly and never got a call from them again

  • GJ DeMarco
    GJ DeMarco 29 일 전 +1

    Always fun to turn the tables on the caller. When they tell me about the car warranty expiring, I say “I own several cars. Which one’s warranty are you calling about?” They don’t know what to say next. If they guess a car make or model, I don’t own that one.

  • Jen Green
    Jen Green 8 개월 전 +6028

    Sometimes when my mum is in a mood and someone scam calls her she will put the phone on a table, put an inverted pan over the top of it and beat the pan with a wooden spoon for about 10 seconds. It has a 100% hangup rate.

    • Bassam A.
      Bassam A. 개월 전

      That’s what my mum does

    • Embedded Projects
      Embedded Projects 개월 전

      @Martina z Košíc it's a common thing 😂

    • ZeED
      ZeED 개월 전

      😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

    • The Cookinest Kid
      The Cookinest Kid 개월 전

      DUDE! I saw somebody do that in another video! It was GREAT! 😆😆😆

    • M&M
      M&M 개월 전

      @Sea Pea It just means she turns the pan upside-down over the phone - so when she hits the pan, all the sound goes to the phone underneath the pan. It makes it really loud for the person on the phone.

  • Darth Fantom
    Darth Fantom 9 일 전 +1

    As an Asian, I can confirm I have never been called to by scammers.

  • Revion 8D
    Revion 8D 28 일 전

    I literally laugh out with tears when he said vacation to Hawaii for 2 dollar for 2 months 😂😂😂

  • Dave Richards
    Dave Richards 3 일 전

    There's this company that calls my house every spring about Duct cleaning. My family enjoys asking what kinds of ducks they clean and brings up other game birds such as peacock or quail.

  • Verb the Noun
    Verb the Noun 3 일 전

    In the 90's i kept Olan Mills on the phone for over 30 min and got escalated all the way to the regional manager when they tried to sell me a photo session. I kept enthusiastically expressing interest and asking if they were able to print and frame a 5 foot by 9 foot wall size portrait. Regional manager said they would have to subcontract, but agreed they could do it. I then asked if I could book the store exclusively as I wanted this portrait to be a nude. Dude could tell it was going south but actually agreed! Then I hit him with "OK great! I'm also going to bring my dog and a jar of peanut butter, should be some great action shots ."
    Huge sigh and he hung up. One of my finest telemarketing response moments. I've done some good ones over the years, but that one took the cake.

  • DMG- Good Times
    DMG- Good Times 6 개월 전 +4259

    I didn't know, why this video popped up on my feed, but i m laughing like anything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • JT N
      JT N 개월 전

      Omg it showed up on my feed today as well. This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Martin D Lee
      Martin D Lee 2 개월 전

      Haha

    • Mega Rotom
      Mega Rotom 6 개월 전

      @Yve Win he probably traced the origins to get the real number

    • Gene Ambas
      Gene Ambas 6 개월 전

      Same here man 😂

    • Kikimo Mikuto
      Kikimo Mikuto 6 개월 전

      Same 😁😁😁😁😁

  • Anja
    Anja 개월 전 +1

    As a daughter of immigrants from a haggling centered country, I screamed and cried from laughter. This is spot on my dad 🤣🤣 Jehovas Witnesses would run from him. He tried to sell them all our stuff.

  • Oakland Athletics ⚾

    I'm going to have so much fun the next time a telemarketer calls. 🤣

  • DuckDuckGo Ismuchbetter
    DuckDuckGo Ismuchbetter 28 일 전 +25

    This is hilarious!
    I once scammed a scammer...and probably scared the crap out of him too. At least I hope I did.
    He was one of those "Windows tech support people", if memory serves. From India.
    I told him that he was a crook, and that his whole company of crooks was already well known, and was under surveillance.
    Then when I had his attention with that, I told him that they were all going to jail soon. He started talking something about him not being a crook, and it was just a job, or something like that. So then I told him that it didn't matter, they were all going to prison in India, and that this was a test case for international law enforcement cooperation between the United States and Indian law enforcement.
    This got his attention! So I decided to go further.
    I told him that I wasn't supposed to be talking to him about it. But that he sounded like a good guy, but with a bad job. And that I wasn't comfortable with what I had been informally told by our side, about what the Indian police were going to do to them when they raided them this afternoon.
    I told him that, there was nothing the US officials could do to prevent it, although they had tried. But the India police were corrupt, and had been bought off by the scammers upper management.
    I told him that he and the other low level employees were going to be the scapegoats for the whole operation and were all going to be killed in the operation. 😂
    I said that the top bosses were all going to be safe, and quietly leave just before the operation went down.
    I told him that the corrupt Indian police were going to burst in, and shoot everybody on the call center floor, and put guns in their hands, and take pictures of them dead, with guns in their hands.
    I said the clue that it was about to start, was when the little bosses started one by one leaving the call center floor. And that not all of these little bosses would leave, because they weren't all in on it. Just some of them would leave. And the police would come in, and it would be too late then.
    I told him that if he wanted to save his life, and the lives of his coworkers, he would surreptitiously tell them all about the plan, and then when they saw two or more bosses leave the room, they should all just run like hell out the doors, as fast as they could. 😂
    I told him I wasn't comfortable with this at ALL, but that my country had said for me to not say anything about it if I were called by the scammers again, because it was just how things were done in India. Because the cops were corrupt.
    When I got done, he was very quiet...and his voice was shaky, and I could hear real fear in it. And he thanked me, several times, and called me sir.
    Bosses leave call center floors together frequently. I would LOVE to have been a fly on the wall of that scammer center to see what happened that afternoon, lol. 🤣

    • Surest
      Surest 20 일 전 +2

      @DuckDuckGo Ismuchbetter oh i hope there is that would be funny seeing like 20 guys run out of the building to then ask why they ran out of the building while everyone walking by just starts questioning them and they dont have any way to answer

    • DuckDuckGo Ismuchbetter
      DuckDuckGo Ismuchbetter 20 일 전

      @Surest Lol. 😂...Yeah I dragged him down the hole with his fears as far as I could. The key to it was, that I gradually started pretending to be sympathetic with him and "his plight." And I acted remorseful about what I had been told was going to happen to him and his coworkers. And suggested reasonable things he could do to protect himself when he saw some bosses quietly leaving the room. 😂
      I bet they all ran out in the street that afternoon in a panic...at some point, lol. I just wish there was a film of it, lol.

  • Zach Wyatt
    Zach Wyatt 14 일 전

    Hilarious. Thanks for having a good sense of humor. Much respect. Not that my approval is relevant

  • AmyKAT
    AmyKAT 7 개월 전 +2902

    I literally spit out my Coke when you called him back and offered the Gucci bag. 😂😂 This was comedy gold!

    • J T
      J T 8 일 전

      The moment for me was at 1:25 with him knocking at his door and holding up what I’m sure was a totally 100% authentic Nike.

    • Gseric47
      Gseric47 개월 전

      @Pankajakshan I'm 27

    • Pankajakshan
      Pankajakshan 개월 전

      @Gseric47 so u sipped hot tean from the kettle and sipped it out? Does that mean it has nothing to do with this? Im 19 yrs old, y did u ask? How old r u?

    • Gseric47
      Gseric47 개월 전

      @Pankajakshan well, you're wrong, mate. My heater was out and I put some tea on the kettle to enjoy some youtube before getting some sleep after a hard day of work. You must be feeling pretty silly now. How old are you, by the way? Lol

  • Robin Moon
    Robin Moon 개월 전 +1

    Man, been a while since I came across a KRclip video that made me legit laugh like this one. 😂

  • Bagofsteelcutoats
    Bagofsteelcutoats 8 일 전

    This had me laughing so hard!

  • Code Exodus
    Code Exodus 2 일 전

    When a telemarketer calls I just answer in very aggressive tone in French. Their expecting my area to speak English or Spanish, you have no idea how badly this will throw them off their game.

  • Dave Richards
    Dave Richards 3 일 전

    Ah man. Can't believe I just discovered this channel a few days ago. This was hilarious.

  • Dreadknight Gaming
    Dreadknight Gaming 6 개월 전 +3417

    "In the midst of scam, there's always opportunity." ~ Sun Tzu

  • Matt Broughton
    Matt Broughton 개월 전

    Oh my god this was brilliantly funny 😆 when he showed up with the shoe I lost it 🤣🤣🤣

  • Roger Ledlow
    Roger Ledlow 4 일 전

    I had never heard this guy before now and he had me rolling! 😂😂

  • Hannah McKinnely
    Hannah McKinnely 28 일 전

    My grandmother once got a call that the authorities were going to deport her and she said, “Great I was planning a flight back there anyway! Thanks for saving me some money.”
    They hung up the phone 😂

  • Nomi omimi
    Nomi omimi 10 일 전 +1

    And at this the scammer rethought his life choices and switched to a legit career that has 0 phone related talks... Changing his personal number before applying

  • UNKLEDODA
    UNKLEDODA 7 개월 전 +5615

    I died laughing when he said he'd give him a 2 month vacation for 2 to "the" Hawaii for $5.
    EDIT: I never actually noticed that he calls it "the" Hawaii until I went back and watched again after several of y'all pointed it out. Thanx, that little detail actually makes it even funnier.

    • UserName
      UserName 개월 전 +1

      No no, you missed the best part - he said "fi dorrar" and the dude on the other end was "what did I get myself into"

    • TheMechanicalGirl666
      TheMechanicalGirl666 개월 전

      @Sr Chalice I would rather go with a broken down Kia than its knockoff cousin NO-Kia!

    • Sr Chalice
      Sr Chalice 개월 전

      I rather go with the 2 car deal.

    • TheMechanicalGirl666
      TheMechanicalGirl666 개월 전

      @Hisam Balgasir THE Honolulu Airport!

    • s b
      s b 개월 전

      @Hisam Balgasir wait i'm asian from The Hawaii but i dont know this! tell me when to meet you at HNL, i wanna know!

  • MAXSHARKY COOL
    MAXSHARKY COOL 9 일 전

    He gave the scammer a taste of his own medicine lmao

  • stephanie turpen
    stephanie turpen 5 일 전

    many years ago while my mom was recovering from heart surgery. had a scamer call and ask for my mom. i told them she was dead. my mom was sitting on the couch listening and laughing

  • Jason Rouse
    Jason Rouse 개월 전

    I've done this. I had a scam call and I tried to sell them a blow up bed. Then a roller blind and that didn't work so I asked if they would be interested in some net curtains? They never called me back and I still have this stuff to sell. Oh well their loss. Good price too. 🤣

  • Mandy , Dog Guru SA
    Mandy , Dog Guru SA 29 일 전 +1

    years ago, I sold brick paving on the phone, before cell phones and caller ID. it was a thankless job in many ways, people can be funny, but also nasty and rude.... I've never been rude to telemarketers. have had some fun and always try to make them laugh at least...... but it's really a horrible, boring job...... I did however get paid and made enough money part time, as I did it after my day job at night 4 nights a week to buy a car. I ended up buying a horse instead. who gave me many years of total joy.

  • MiMiB__ _
    MiMiB__ _ 년 전 +6898

    I DIED when he asked if he wanted a Gucci bag. If he doesnt want it, I'll take it 😂😂

    • Max Nikolenko
      Max Nikolenko 2 개월 전

      @Not Interested that's a good one. I would also add traditional Russian, Serbian, Bosnian....you know what? Just call it a traditional African/Slavik brand 😆

    • Eddy A.
      Eddy A. 2 개월 전

      you want the gucci bag??

    • Supaidaman
      Supaidaman 3 개월 전

      What about the SPECIAL I PHONE

  • Annie McEwen
    Annie McEwen 28 일 전

    Absolutely hilarious AND shows the blooper. Made my day, gonna share it 🤣🤣🔥🔥💥 BAM

  • ZeED
    ZeED 개월 전

    I literally cried from laughter 😂😂😂

  • Leslie Clark
    Leslie Clark 20 일 전

    Think I'm gonna try this one next time I get a scammers call 🤣🤣🤣

  • Whomagoose
    Whomagoose 개월 전

    It's great when people laugh at themselves.

  • Logan Allec
    Logan Allec 년 전 +6658

    great strategy

  • John Orji
    John Orji 일 전 +1

    😂
    This was so hilarious.

  • Dee Neyugn
    Dee Neyugn 개월 전 +1

    I usually tell them to hold on then just leave the phone then go do my thing. A minute of them waiting is a minute of them not bothering someone out there.

  • Lexi
    Lexi 개월 전 +1

    Every time I get a scam call I say, “I have the body, be ready to bury in 5 minutes okay?” And then hang up lol 😂

  • Deependra Kumar Goyal

    I actually once said something like this to a scammer. He got offended and hang up the call😂

  • Ribow
    Ribow 년 전 +9107

    “ you want the Gucci bag “
    I died right there

  • monkeydude 1654
    monkeydude 1654 2 일 전

    I love putting the phone under a pot and then banging on it repeatedly when a Scammer calls

  • DorinoMel
    DorinoMel 19 분 전

    I remember getting scam call and how advised my parents’ business to them

  • Magical Wishes
    Magical Wishes 27 일 전

    I love it I love it that’s a good comedian I love the way he’s doing that it’s just fantastic it’s funny but it’s real keep the good work up

  • LaurieH57
    LaurieH57 27 일 전

    My mom got a call about selling our house (we rented anyway) and she said that we lived in a tent and hung up. :D. My brother used to get calls in the middle of night - always men always asking for the same woman. He finally answered the phone with, “Sgt. Smith, Seattle Vice Squad.” The caller hung up immediately and there were no further calls after that! :D

  • M Bedi
    M Bedi 년 전 +4343

    My dad got a call and they said we will deport you if you don't pay your taxes today. He said " Give me 2 tickets with legroom and let's call it a deal. "

    • CECE MOON
      CECE MOON 년 전

      I can't !!!!! that's awesome

    • Angela
      Angela 년 전 +7

      I had a hard time figuring out what le groom meant hahaha

    • Harshita Rawat
      Harshita Rawat 년 전 +7

      Damn power move!

    • sapphirexwind
      sapphirexwind 년 전 +9

      I got thst one in Chinese. I live in Ny but I dont speak Chinese.

    • Brandon
      Brandon 년 전 +18

      That's a scam call, good thing he avoided it like a boss

  • S.E. E
    S.E. E 22 일 전

    When I was little, my dad would give the phone to my toddler sister to answer telemarketers. She would basically babble to them, lol

  • Godfred Boateng
    Godfred Boateng 29 일 전

    Legends have it that, the scammer never scammed again till this day!! Lol

  • NJ Grandma
    NJ Grandma 개월 전

    I'm so glad I found this channel! Hilarious.

  • Debbie Selby
    Debbie Selby 개월 전

    I laughed until I tears in my eyes. Sent a share to my sister.