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  • 게시일 2021. 06. 12.
  • The noodles was inspired by a real life event. I was 13 years old, in China, at a friend's house when things just started flying across the living room. Including an entire bowl of noodles. With the soup.
    It was more entertaining than the world cup.
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  • JG R
    JG R 11 개월 전 +4164

    Steven is training his GF to throw things just like Asian mothers would. he's, step by step, creating his future kids' nightmare.

    • Sam Es
      Sam Es 5 일 전

      Steven have a girlfriend? 😂

    • A RS
      A RS 10 일 전 +1

      I LITERALLY thought the same thing!! He’s low key wife training!! 💍 🎊 ❤

    • bob and Mr mecaleb
      bob and Mr mecaleb 19 일 전 +1

      @Steven He stop this, you must stop this!
      Or else, I will send you to Jesus.

    • SoTrinity (Nft)
      SoTrinity (Nft) 개월 전 +1

      @Steven He I read it in asian accent lol🤣🤣

  • Wenqi Ma
    Wenqi Ma 4 개월 전 +291

    I am a Chinese mom in the US. my kids showed me this channel, because I help them with their extra math and chinese homework, and they obviously relate to many of the contents here. I started watching and really enjoyed the videos here, too. my family all like this channel and we started quoting regularly from the videos here. really great contents! keep up the good work and wish best luck to you!

    • ProudlyAsian
      ProudlyAsian 4 일 전

      my friend got me into watching this, i am addicted now.

    • Sushi
      Sushi 개월 전 +5

      @Khánh Thẩm LOL me too

    • Khánh Thẩm
      Khánh Thẩm 2 개월 전 +10

      @ßLK Sign me up too

    • ßLK
      ßLK 3 개월 전 +27

      How did this not get hearted- this is golden, when can i be adopted ?

  • Minecraft streamer
    Minecraft streamer 5 개월 전 +42

    A wise man once said "I remember when I was 10 years old my mother would randomly 360 no scope me across the kitchen"

  • Rj Ramsey
    Rj Ramsey 5 개월 전 +66

    This hit to close to home. My parents were great at yelling the same thing louder and louder

  • Pledged Bridge
    Pledged Bridge 6 개월 전 +39

    Everytime I talk about this channel, I always say that this is the funniest thing on youtube. Keep doing what you're doing man.

  • Tank
    Tank 11 개월 전 +6734

    Pray for Steven for all the pain his dad is giving him. Lol

  • GODS REAPER MAN
    GODS REAPER MAN 3 개월 전 +6

    Seeing how much he cracks up at himself at the end of his videos here really shows just how down-to-earth and humble Steven is for sure. Staying humble and grounded no matter what is a great way to keep on gaining the love and support from others, which also translates into even more and great success too!

  • aveleziii
    aveleziii 4 개월 전 +4

    the moment he caught the shoe I had flashbacks to my own childhood. while Steven had the fear and hope that he might be the one, I knew greater pain was on its way.

  • Rashmi Kiran
    Rashmi Kiran 3 개월 전 +9

    0:54 the best part in the vid "Jesus help yo boy out" got me laughing for 2 hrs

  • riduan aqil
    riduan aqil 5 개월 전 +14

    That integral part had me laughing so hard

  • VPN NIKE
    VPN NIKE 11 개월 전 +4634

    “The louder you repeat the more knowledge you pass”
    PSYCHOLOGY OF 2021 ! 😂

    • Soulless _6660
      Soulless _6660 23 일 전

      That was kinda relatable cause my mom used to do it to be :))

    • Ming Ngo Daily Life
      Ming Ngo Daily Life 23 일 전 +1

      I really hate this methods. I remembered that when I was a little child I cannot spelled alphabet my mother keep yelling and hitting me hard and keep asking me what is this what is this over and over again. I remember how i scarred when she keep screaming and hitting me. How sad.

    • Omra Ali
      Omra Ali 25 일 전

      @Mora Ocampo same with my little brother

    • Thao Dinh
      Thao Dinh 26 일 전

      I'm guilty of getting louder and louder. To me, it's like " come on, I think you are so close to getting it as I explained math to my 2nd grade son." 😂😂😂 at the time I saw his face, I knew he didn't get it. He was so close though. Lol. I was taught that way too.

    • Nasser Tahbaz
      Nasser Tahbaz 3 개월 전

      Literally my dad

  • Lego Remodel Studio
    Lego Remodel Studio 5 개월 전 +2

    I love how you also add bloopers, makes the whole video funny/nice

  • free d4ylol
    free d4ylol 3 개월 전 +7

    "Jesus help your boy out WAT"S THE INTEGRAL" FAK IM DED 💀💀😭😂

    • Narongsak Chhouy
      Narongsak Chhouy 7 일 전

      The movement he start played the guitar, I lost it💀💀💀💀😭

  • Rebecca Elnaggar
    Rebecca Elnaggar 개월 전

    Gonna live a long life with all this laughing 😂

  • Laser luke
    Laser luke 5 개월 전 +2

    I watched it 96 times and it never got old it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life MAKE MORE

  • paradoxical247
    paradoxical247 11 개월 전 +4393

    "Jesus help your boy out what's the integral?!?!"
    Always on point.

    • Adam Kloc
      Adam Kloc 5 개월 전

      @Lynx hmmm

    • Lynx
      Lynx 5 개월 전

      @Adam Kloc well guess wt I too am a stupid high schooler who taught himself off the internet, so we’re same I’m not being toxic or anything (I’m very good at procrastinating so I didn’t listen to my online classes) so we’re both *FAILURES*… :(

    • Adam Kloc
      Adam Kloc 5 개월 전

      @Lynx but more importantly what is this reacting to? (i am sending too many comments i will leave it at that)

    • Adam Kloc
      Adam Kloc 5 개월 전

      @Lynx what is this supposed to mean? (i am a stupid high school student and i taught this stuff to myself with the internet so i may have gaps in my knowledge)

    • Adam Kloc
      Adam Kloc 5 개월 전

      @Lynx what is?

  • Shasha
    Shasha 4 개월 전

    I haven't laughed so hard at a video in a long time. Then I realized this is so realistic that if I didn't laugh I would be crying and signing up for decades of therapy.

  • Princess Brave
    Princess Brave 5 개월 전 +1

    Bro why is Steven’s laugh so infectious I cannot stop smiling at the bloopers

  • Itzmehmayaya !!!
    Itzmehmayaya !!! 5 개월 전 +7

    I love how he does his homework in a deathnote

  • Judy Z.
    Judy Z. 4 개월 전

    My dad genuinely did the tactic 1 on me when I was a child. And I did it on my younger cousin as well. LMAO

  • Benny
    Benny 11 개월 전 +3270

    I clicked faster than Stevens Dad could say
    “ *My sons a failure.* “

  • EGGS
    EGGS 3 개월 전 +1

    I couldn’t stop crying over how accurate this was. I always got the maximum effect

  • Polaroid
    Polaroid 5 개월 전 +2

    i showed this to my asian dad and he actually laughed for once

  • Cody Sandford
    Cody Sandford 3 개월 전

    I love that although you literally know you’re going to get hit you still make it so frantic and random looking every time 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼

  • Spartan X-317
    Spartan X-317 3 개월 전 +1

    1:45 I laughed so hard I almost choked on my food 🤣🤣🤣

  • Akshat
    Akshat 11 개월 전 +1780

    Lesson for being Asian dad : Don't say "no" to your child just stare them with your wide open eyes.....it works in failure management

    • Verent Yee
      Verent Yee 5 개월 전

      @kisamada That is for darn sure.

    • Verent Yee
      Verent Yee 5 개월 전 +1

      Yes!! This is so true. My father did this exact thing when my brothers and I were kids. When he stared at us with his wide eyes and angry face, we knew we had fouled up. He is still the one person who can intimidate me significantly.

    • The Dynamic Orbital
      The Dynamic Orbital 5 개월 전

      @sas that’s racist

    • nana
      nana 11 개월 전

      @sas uhh guess I'm a potato then

    • 𖧷onedreammoa᯽
      𖧷onedreammoa᯽ 11 개월 전 +1

      WHY IS THIS ACCURATE-

  • aridae
    aridae 4 개월 전 +1

    The repeating everything but louder is so funny cause I’ve seen my boss at Kumon do this with some of our kids and she’s done it to our staff sometimes too

  • 2453
    2453 5 개월 전 +1

    I seriously almost passed out watching this video becuase i was laughing so hard in freaking 12AM with my father sleeping beside me

  • Red The Hedgehog
    Red The Hedgehog 2 개월 전 +1

    I give skits a good chuckle. You almost killed me from laughter.

  • krishanth kumar
    krishanth kumar 3 개월 전 +2

    1:41
    Steven just got adapted to the situation which heightened his reflexes.
    Very nostalgic and one of the best way to heighten reflexes.

  • _ Fr0d0_am_Apparat _
    _ Fr0d0_am_Apparat _ 11 개월 전 +4666

    Thank you for those tips. Breaking my children physically and mentally is now way easier than before. Looking forward to see more of your tips.

    • Thao Dinh
      Thao Dinh 26 일 전

      @Alvin Tan oh they do, they're all over it...hahahahah. I started talking like Steven's dad and my kids have me the shocking look.😂😂

    • Ann Morales
      Ann Morales 개월 전

      i hope this is satire

    • Vijay
      Vijay 2 개월 전 +1

      @Steven He Dad! How to deal disappointment created due to steven he's videos?

    • Impossible-Bother258
      Impossible-Bother258 2 개월 전

      Emotional damage!

    • FutabaProtecc Squad
      FutabaProtecc Squad 2 개월 전

      @Ed Stevens
      A RANDOM SIDE MISSION-
      **WHEEZE**

  • Akshit cubing
    Akshit cubing 4 개월 전 +4

    0:56 this had me 🤣🤣🤣

  • Kendra_Lavender
    Kendra_Lavender 2 개월 전 +1

    This was hilarious, I enjoyed watching this

  • fish
    fish 29 일 전

    This is so hilarious!! I love you videos, man! ❤️

  • Nealous1
    Nealous1 26 일 전

    I had a sheltered childhood. I'm learning so many asian stereotypes here, it makes me wish I knew more Asians. I've never laughed so hard at something so wrong.

  • LinDraws
    LinDraws 6 개월 전 +2350

    “We need to pass our wisdom to our kids”
    “WHAT IS THE INTERGROW”
    - every Asian parent ever

    • Hymns Translate
      Hymns Translate  12 일 전

      What's the 因特果?

    • fruity granulizer
      fruity granulizer 15 일 전

      @CodeW no he didnt specify if it was an integral of de or integral of dx (e could be used as a variable)

    • cleadge
      cleadge 개월 전

      totely

    • Excalibur Knives
      Excalibur Knives 2 개월 전 +1

      My white mom does the same thing.

    • Maoulia Media
      Maoulia Media 2 개월 전

      @LinDraws oh, sorry I didn't realize you already said it

  • DONG QI ZHENG
    DONG QI ZHENG 3 개월 전

    First time watching a video which made me laugh for his sense of humor and cry while thinking about all this punishments I've actually been through, at the same time!!! what a weird feeling!

  • TheTruLife
    TheTruLife 3 개월 전

    Growing up with a Japanese father. I can confirm I’m still hyperventilating at the word integral. The only thing that was inaccurate was he forgot that ever so often there’d be the response “I don’t know is not an answer”.

  • Lunarokz
    Lunarokz 3 개월 전

    This legit brought back flashbacks and I was crying and laughing at the same time. The time table was the worst. Repeating the question louder.

  • Sillie
    Sillie 3 개월 전

    Ah, I remembered when my mom threw a jar of salt at me while I was doing laundry, fun times indeed

  • SpiderBoi6354
    SpiderBoi6354 7 개월 전 +2182

    "my mom used to 360 no-scope me across the kitchen"
    This had me dead.

    • Thomas Miller
      Thomas Miller 2 개월 전

      Still laughing out loud in the library. Worth it.

    • SpiderBoi6354
      SpiderBoi6354 2 개월 전

      @Yishaizuk Kol it's when you shoot someone with a sniper rifle without aiming down your sight

    • Yishaizuk Kol
      Yishaizuk Kol 2 개월 전

      What is a no scope?

    • BeastBoyNoob
      BeastBoyNoob 2 개월 전

      Me to😂😂

    • Noob
      Noob 3 개월 전 +2

      SAAAAAAAME LMFAOOOOOOOOO 🤣 🤣

  • bubby Kouratoras
    bubby Kouratoras 3 개월 전

    Hey steven. Thank you for the really great laughs. Best asian comedy videos i have seen.

  • LolyGagger
    LolyGagger 4 개월 전

    for anyone wondering, the integral of e^2 can also be thought of as a constant as e is the constant 2.718...etc squared. so just like any other integral of a constant you add an x and a + c. the final answer is then e^2 * x + c where * is the symbol for multiplication.

  • Krup
    Krup 4 개월 전

    This man can make me laugh on a regular basis holy shit

  • Alex Ariola
    Alex Ariola 개월 전

    LOL, the first one is more effective when you repeat the question louder, even when they already got the correct answer . The doubt and confusion will give more damage

  • Rayhan Paleker
    Rayhan Paleker 11 개월 전 +1776

    I tried 3 times to sip my tea, couldn't because I was too busy laughing, and I already had a bad experience with trying to eat whilst watching one of your funny videos and it was a painful lesson

    • Firebird child
      Firebird child 26 일 전

      Can't drink due to video failure throws slipper

    • nHzImDz
      nHzImDz 4 개월 전

      Hahahaha😂😂❤

    • Parth Borikar
      Parth Borikar 5 개월 전 +2

      @Steven He 69 likes. Perfect!!!

    • Amongus sufi
      Amongus sufi 5 개월 전 +3

      @Alvin Carmichael you mean Crocs that is XD

  • Mel S
    Mel S 3 개월 전

    As an albanian kid this is so accurate, dealing with this kind of thing it's just natural to me lol

  • QUEEN SANGMI
    QUEEN SANGMI 3 개월 전

    Thank you so much for making these videos, they help me a lot. Looking forward to more

  • Baris Basar
    Baris Basar 4 개월 전 +1

    "the louder you speek, the more knowledge you are passing down to your child" Im lmao soo hard

  • KZplays08
    KZplays08 4 개월 전

    “Stop crying you will get constipation.”
    Lmao that got me laughin soo hard

  • Ruthie the Magma Cube
    Ruthie the Magma Cube 2 개월 전

    How can Steven He make himself so young and so old in the same video? Truly a talent.

  • Infinity_girl2011
    Infinity_girl2011 23 일 전

    Lesson of the day: Steven he laughs makes it more funny very affective

  • Ballerboi
    Ballerboi 2 개월 전

    I rewatch this video so many times just so I can see Steven‘s dad playing the guitar

  • Bumble . Bee
    Bumble . Bee 3 개월 전

    A moment of silence for Steven who showed off his well coordination skills at the wrong time

  • Smart Potato
    Smart Potato 6 개월 전 +913

    1:20
    “My mother would randomly 360 no scope me from the kitchen. This is the ancient art of throwing.”
    As a fellow Asian myself I completely agree with this.

    • Alfianna
      Alfianna 25 일 전 +2

      I wasn't Asian but I still had this. I guess American country parents practice it too. That cowboy & cowgirl aim is scary. I also was introduced to wooden spoons, slippers, and belts. My parents gave me extra pressure with school by saying things like, "your siblings are all STUPID, you have to do well. Get A's and get a good job or take over the farm." I was a nurse's assistant for a bit and did a little medical school then I decided I wanted to spend my time working retail and streaming videos on twitch when nobody watches me. I am now the one they say is the STUPID sibling to my younger siblings.

    • The GeckoJo
      The GeckoJo 2 개월 전 +1

      My dad usually toss socks to me every time before he goes to badminton, and the goal was to check my reaction time. Sometimes i catch it in time and we toss them back and forth, sometimes i miss and sometimes i don't even notice before it hits my face. Lol

    • Virun Visvara
      Virun Visvara 2 개월 전 +1

      Yeah

    • Ry4nHQ
      Ry4nHQ 3 개월 전 +5

      The TV remote is my worst nightmare second to the head of the belt.

    • Youseph Karouni
      Youseph Karouni 3 개월 전 +11

      Litrally.
      Anything.

  • Ash Elise
    Ash Elise 21 일 전

    I love you Steven. You are an amazing human being. Your videos always make me smile without fail. They make me so happy. I hope you are doing okay. Ur amazing.

  • Micah Templo
    Micah Templo 개월 전

    "Stop crying,you'll get constipated"
    Made me laugh like crazy

  • Chentian Yang
    Chentian Yang 일 전

    Keep up the good content. This is super funny and it makes my day.

  • Andrew Jones
    Andrew Jones 12 일 전

    The cut and the end of him singing with the guitar is the part that made me laugh lol

  • Crazy potato
    Crazy potato 11 개월 전 +1681

    “My mom use to 360 across the kitchen”
    I’m surprise you’re still alive.

    • Bi-lociraptor
      Bi-lociraptor 7 개월 전

      Tru though mom can literally hit me with anything from across the entire living room+kitchen...

    • Alvin Carmichael
      Alvin Carmichael 7 개월 전

      @the con-artist mine 360d me a clothes basket
      and yes, i'm an asian too

    • Steve00 Alt
      Steve00 Alt 8 개월 전

      thats abuse

    • Mos antos
      Mos antos 8 개월 전 +1

      I. Not asian but this relatable when destroyed my mom's make up she carried me to in the room to make me clean it and if I stop for sne sec she would 360 no scope me in the head with a bag of rice

    • Johan Kornet
      Johan Kornet 8 개월 전 +1

      @VEX It's called Jonathan

  • Felipe
    Felipe 22 일 전

    When he threw his head through the notebook... I did that once with me dad. I'm crying!!! Bright back some nightmares for sure 🤣😐

  • Paradox
    Paradox 4 개월 전

    the way he said ''jesus help your boi out'' had me dying LMAO

  • Xxsams_is_boredxX
    Xxsams_is_boredxX 3 개월 전

    I remember my mum just throwing basically the hole bed at me and my brother 😂

  • Miyamura_Sensei
    Miyamura_Sensei 4 개월 전

    as an Asian, now I understand why my parents do this to me... very knowledgeable

  • Jordan Le
    Jordan Le 8 개월 전 +529

    I couldn’t stop watching the part where he says “WHATS THE INTER GROW”
    Son: “Jesus help ya boi out”
    Dad: *plays guitar* “You dumb mader f-“ XDXDXDXDXD

    • Anonymous
      Anonymous 3 개월 전 +1

      It would have been funnier if it was a more complicated integral tho. I mean, get up, grab some paper and draw a graph. It would have been obvious that the integral (area under the curve, or in this case, line) is xe^2. So yeah, using an insufficiently hard problem made his response more reasonable.

    • FlameEliteX
      FlameEliteX 3 개월 전

      Same

    • ジChills ジ
      ジChills ジ 4 개월 전

      Dude same

    • Verent Yee
      Verent Yee 5 개월 전 +10

      This depiction, albeit highly comedic, is too accurate. If my father were furious with me for some egregious mistake, he would call me an idiot, which has practically the same effect.

  • Obito Uchiha
    Obito Uchiha 5 개월 전

    I died when he took a guitar and started singing 😂😂

  • blitzkrieg230
    blitzkrieg230 3 개월 전

    The guitar session had me almost fall off the chair

  • Noob Duck
    Noob Duck 개월 전

    Thank you for those tips,when i tried them at my children,they started to feel depressed,so much actually committed suicide by hanging themselves on a tree😄

  • Tsumichama Nyan
    Tsumichama Nyan 10 일 전

    1:40 when he caught the slippers I was fully expecting his dad to say "YOU TALKING BACK TO ME??" 🤣

  • Yash Baruah
    Yash Baruah 11 개월 전 +873

    The dislikes are all of Steven’s dad’s accounts trying to show how much of a failure Steven is

    • _id¡𖦹t_
      _id¡𖦹t_ 4 개월 전

      Bad news, dislikes amount cannot be showed anymore

    • Marman344
      Marman344 5 개월 전 +4

      This aged poorly

    • Okami-Shaman
      Okami-Shaman 5 개월 전 +3

      Now we shall never see those dislikes.....

    • The Gaming Demon
      The Gaming Demon 11 개월 전 +2

      Makes sense why it’s so low, Steven dad is too lazy to make thousands of accounts

    • Mtf
      Mtf 11 개월 전 +8

      Since he not a lawyer HE FAILURE

  • The Shy Engineer
    The Shy Engineer 4 개월 전

    Steven: *Literally do anything*
    Also steven: *Laugh at anything he do for the video*

  • Poxtaz
    Poxtaz 2 개월 전

    "Hey mom, I'm uh- working" was the best line ever LMAO

  • Samyak Jain
    Samyak Jain 5 개월 전 +1

    I swear this guy is so funny by then time I die I will have spent at least 2 years watching these videos

  • SonoHedge
    SonoHedge 4 개월 전 +1

    This is all fun and kinda really hits on the head. Used to do math or chinese lessons with dad and he would just kept me repeating the same questions until he gets super mad and slap me right in the public, it was so embarassing and made me felt like 10/10 failure. Keep on with these funny skits!

  • Nightshade
    Nightshade 11 개월 전 +1116

    Him: **catches the slipper**
    Me: **gasps in Mexican** He caught the chancla! That usually means death! ¡Córrele antes de que reaccione! (Translation: Run before he reacts!)

    • jason fields
      jason fields 6 개월 전

      @Hero-Scout No matter what culture you come from, you look back far enough, you will find old cave drawings of your ancestors running around with whatever weapon they had going after animals and in the back you saw the women etched with slippers chasing after the kids🤣

    • Hero-Scout
      Hero-Scout 6 개월 전

      I know this feeling, being Half Mexican and Half Arab its always the chancla

    • Iconic2X
      Iconic2X 6 개월 전

      LMAO RELATABLE

    • Taiwo Oyewale
      Taiwo Oyewale 6 개월 전

      Thank you. I was waiting for the over the top dramatics or something

    • jason fields
      jason fields 6 개월 전

      This whole response thread had me laughing. The slipper as a weapon is understood by everyone from all cultures, lol.

  • Saharsh Behal
    Saharsh Behal 4 개월 전

    THE 360 NO SCOPE KILLED ME... I AM PASSING OFF HICCUPS AND DYING OF LAUGHTER AT THE SAME TIME

  • RomeNunt
    RomeNunt 3 개월 전

    I always laugh at him when he says "literally"

  • Namiko Ning
    Namiko Ning 5 개월 전

    The louder you repeat the more knowledge you're passing down 🤣 100% agree to this 🤣

  • Wordsmiths
    Wordsmiths 3 개월 전

    "stop crying you'll get CONSTIPATED!" killed me, this is one of the best channels I've ever seen

  • EnderS
    EnderS 11 개월 전 +341

    Son: *Catches thrown object*
    Dad: WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY! YOU TALKING BACK TO ME

    • Chychy chitz
      Chychy chitz 11 개월 전 +4

      @E.I Lol... I can totally relate 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      sweetcinnamonpnchkin 11 개월 전 +16

      I actually yelled out, “THEY COME IN PAIRS!”

    • E.I
      E.I 11 개월 전 +20

      Child: Dodges slap
      African mum: so you now want to fight me??
      *goes ahead to narrate the story to everyone that cares on how her son almost beat her up

    • Steven He
      Steven He  11 개월 전 +65

      HAHAHAHAH nice one

  • Ashaq Punjabi
    Ashaq Punjabi 2 개월 전 +1

    No doubt on all his videos I die out of laughter😂😂😂😂

  • Pongsih
    Pongsih 3 개월 전

    Seriously, his humor is genius level

  • eveline <3
    eveline <3 개월 전 +1

    the guitar got me my god i'm dying 😂

  • Tiancheng Wu
    Tiancheng Wu 4 개월 전

    Oh boy, it brought me up with the horrifying memory of adults repeating the same questions again and again with aggression so I was too afraid to answer it and ended up crying...

  • John Davis
    John Davis 11 개월 전 +2044

    I'm starting to think these videos are Steve's efforts on self help therapy. Hilarious! Please keep us in the loop on your journey to mental and emotional well being. 😉

  • carryon jeeves
    carryon jeeves 20 일 전

    Lol these are hilarious!! I just discovered this channel but I AM ADDICTED!

  • Shay Okami
    Shay Okami 2 개월 전 +1

    That face planting into the math book was so relatable

  • ⋆ 𝕣 𝕦 𝕚 ⋆ ***

    the awkward silence after he caught the shoe made me remembered when i did and my mom just said ''i do this because i love you- give it back'' made me feel some kind of power when i was a kid -

  • YungEastwood
    YungEastwood 3 개월 전

    Now this is what I call emotional damage 😂😂😂😂

  • David Glenn
    David Glenn 11 개월 전 +95

    "Stop crying, you'll get constipated"
    This made me spit out my coffee mid-swallow, through my nose

    • L4yZeee
      L4yZeee 11 개월 전 +4

      My experience so far is that it's an incredibly bad idea to eat or drink while watching a Steven video unless I want to choke for 5 minutes xD

  • R.N. Chava
    R.N. Chava 4 개월 전

    This one had me cracking up.

  • Zenitsu #
    Zenitsu # 3 개월 전

    The teaching part was the best i used to get scolded everytime when i didnt know . After telling it louder next level is the hands or the belt😂😂

  • Deputy Donut Life
    Deputy Donut Life 5 개월 전

    “I didn’t know you were coordinated”
    Me: I was expecting a quick draw shoe kick with the other foot to your face. 😂

  • Audiophile
    Audiophile 4 개월 전

    The evil laugh before pickin up the headboard...omg,that almost killed me 🤣🤣
    CONSTIPATION ???
    HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

  • Kraven Spider
    Kraven Spider 11 개월 전 +511

    Steven: *exists*
    Steven’s Dad: *throws the moon*

    • alpha wolf
      alpha wolf 8 개월 전

      He has the infinity slipper

    • GoldenEra GD
      GoldenEra GD 11 개월 전 +2

      I would have to walk through the sun everday to get to school. - Steven's Dad

    • Trae Young
      Trae Young 11 개월 전 +1

      @kisamada HAHAHA

    • 雪ユキXueYuki
      雪ユキXueYuki 11 개월 전

      By the power of Chang'e!!!

    • kisamada
      kisamada 11 개월 전

      @harry otter HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Zodiac
    Zodiac 4 개월 전

    “The art of throwing.. literally anything”
    Sounds like something I’d like to learn

  • kys
    kys 4 개월 전

    The repeating the questions I don't know and asking them right back at me is literally so relatable..

  • Carlos Z
    Carlos Z 개월 전

    My mother threw something at me and I caught it and I laughed too!!! It was a funny moment and then I ran into my room and she chased me up the stairs!

  • Marshall Neff
    Marshall Neff 3 개월 전

    The first one hits really close to home. I cant even count the noumber of these ,,explanations" ending with me crying and my dad shouting the question repeatedly louder and louder, and then sudenly asking me whats the problem. This was one of the main resons i developped the habit of doing my homework in the break right after the lesson

  • Kas Veiogo
    Kas Veiogo 11 개월 전 +137

    "My mother would randomly 360 no scope me across the kitchen" I couldn't stop laughing!!😂😂😂
    keep up the good work!😂🤣👍👍👍

    • JAB JAB
      JAB JAB 11 개월 전

      Firikin spaghetti was thrown lol

    • berlin Nuuna
      berlin Nuuna 11 개월 전

      @Genji when you catch it you get a get out of jail free card, cause of your insane talent

    • Genji
      Genji 11 개월 전 +1

      @Steven He then when you catch it they throw something bigger

    • Steven He
      Steven He  11 개월 전 +19

      That is pure facts

    • Steven He
      Steven He  11 개월 전 +27

      that is FACTS