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When Asian Dad Beats Elon to Mars

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  • 게시일 2021. 07. 27.
  • Fellow Earthings, Chat and Flirt with single Martians with the EME Hive app here:
    I would literally open a restaurant on Mars. Elon please hit me up. By the way I love you.
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  • CJ || DukeOfRosanne
    CJ || DukeOfRosanne 9 개월 전 +14009

    "I don't see race. If you have money, you're a customer."
    I love that line so much lol

  • Bonaparte
    Bonaparte 2 개월 전 +429

    "If dont matter if you're red, purple, green, or french." As a frenchie, I could not contain my laughter at this line

    • Bonaparte
      Bonaparte 개월 전 +4

      @Doug Dimmadome its good to finally meet you, Dimmadome

    • Bonaparte
      Bonaparte 개월 전 +8

      @Doug Dimmadome bc we’re the spiciest white people😂

    • Doug Dimmadome
      Doug Dimmadome 개월 전 +8

      Best line I've ever heard. I can't stop laughing. Why do the French get so much shit?

  • Lord Thennek
    Lord Thennek 7 개월 전 +546

    Steven's Dad: "I told him if failure was a currency, he’d be Jeff bazos”
    Elon Musk: "I love that"

  • Captain Fordo
    Captain Fordo 7 개월 전 +120

    I love how the guy from Space EX was saying that it would be too expensive and impossible to get food to Mars, and he looks over and sees Beijing Corn plants growing Beijing Corn.

  • hollywoodshopaholic
    hollywoodshopaholic 6 개월 전 +40

    He’s a legitimately good actor. It totally sells the comedy

  • Anna
    Anna 9 개월 전 +11582

    "Don't matter if you are red, purple, green, or french" Steven's Dad just created world peace. I'm glad so many people also like this line.

    • Abdulrehman Mohammed
      Abdulrehman Mohammed 2 개월 전

      @jesdadotcom more like a Europe Toilet

    • Abdulrehman Mohammed
      Abdulrehman Mohammed 2 개월 전 +1

      French had me there 🤣

    • Alan _Chen
      Alan _Chen 3 개월 전 +1

      you beat me to it, also i came to comments to find this. and here it is

    • jesdadotcom
      jesdadotcom 3 개월 전

      I draw the line at French

    • Xero
      Xero 3 개월 전 +1

      "Ughgg *gags* bleah, french!"

  • iluvplainpizza
    iluvplainpizza 7 개월 전 +16

    Let’s thank your dad for being 99% of your channel and making me laugh. Your videos are so funny btw

  • Stumpy The Violator
    Stumpy The Violator 4 일 전 +2

    My best friends dad was a Chinese immigrant to Australia, her mother was Australian woman, they owned and worked the farm next to ours.
    Even during droughts he would manage to grow crops without a problem.
    I asked him at her 18, how can you always get a good crop yield even in the hardest of years.
    He looked at me so calmly, no expression on his face and states "Asian's can grow food anywhere"
    Funniest way how he said it, he was a good man, may he rest in peace.

  • fahmi mee
    fahmi mee 3 개월 전 +7

    Im honestly just holding my laugh so bad watching this-
    *"If you have money, you're a customer."*

  • club ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
    club ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ 2 개월 전 +1

    i love how he's like "sorry for taking up 4 parking spaces" and how he's surprised af when seeing asian dad on mars, but able to keep a level head in an insane and/or stressful situation that seems impossible like a real astronaut

  • Immortal Dev
    Immortal Dev 8 개월 전 +8057

    "There are two types of people, those who like spring roles, and liars"
    So fucking accurate

  • Andy Chamberlain
    Andy Chamberlain 2 일 전 +1

    Dude you broke my "no subscribe" rule a while ago. Don't ever change, consistently hilarious every video 👍

  • 🌹MiMi🌹
    🌹MiMi🌹 6 개월 전 +15

    *"Back in my day science wasn't invented so we did it anyway"*
    Elon Musk : *brain explodes of entire increase in vast possibilities*

  • I Don't Know Myself
    I Don't Know Myself 21 시간 전

    I laughed so much while watching this video that I almost choked on my spring roll😂😂😂

  • Acid Hairball
    Acid Hairball 3 개월 전 +8

    Asian Dad: "They're no snowflakes on Mars."
    Sign me the hell up

  • FishHatGuy
    FishHatGuy 9 개월 전 +3511

    “I told my son, if there was something called failure coin he would be Jeff Bezos.” 😆 I died

    • Diego Gomez
      Diego Gomez 개월 전

      It's worth 0.4 cents

    • Diego Gomez
      Diego Gomez 개월 전

      Funny story is that FailCoin does exist

    • Mr business man
      Mr business man 4 개월 전

      Makes sense with blue origin

    • Vicool217
      Vicool217 4 개월 전 +2

      That’s not how the quote went and it makes it more confusing

    • ShadyNetwork
      ShadyNetwork 9 개월 전 +1

      I haven't heard anything this savage in a long time!

  • Limbo Prime
    Limbo Prime 3 개월 전 +6

    "Back in my dad science want invented so we did it anyway"
    Perfect line

  • Jiahao Wen
    Jiahao Wen 5 개월 전 +1

    Steven’s dad can go to Mars, walk 20 miles up hill on one leg, cross 3 dimensions, but can’t beat Asian and Chinese difficulties in a game

  • Fletch Lives
    Fletch Lives 6 개월 전

    There is NO WAY this guy's Dad truly sees him as a "failure". He is hilarious. Keep up the fun content.

  • Hailey Hall
    Hailey Hall 4 일 전 +1

    “There are two types of people:
    People who like spring rolls and *liars*!”
    Couldn’t agree more 😌

  • Senor
    Senor 9 개월 전 +9755

    "Science wasn't invented so we just did it."
    lol best line ever.

    • Cameron Myers
      Cameron Myers 개월 전


    • King Tut
      King Tut 2 개월 전

      Alright then... if that's the case then I'm goin' to out pizza the hut

    • Rubber duck
      Rubber duck 2 개월 전 +1

      Solution to everything in life

    • DripJoJo
      DripJoJo 3 개월 전 +1

      Hmm growing foo

    • MQ-R3APZ
      MQ-R3APZ 3 개월 전 +2

      I remember building rockets and robots until some guy invented Calculus :C

  • khaley37781
    khaley37781 6 개월 전 +1

    "Back in my day, science wasn't invented yet, so we just did it anyway." Love that line!

  • Verilian
    Verilian 5 개월 전

    My favorite thing about these videos is how he just grabs random crap from around his house and uses it as props instead of like… buying a prop that looks like what he’s pretending it to be.

  • dadagny1234
    dadagny1234 7 개월 전

    I love how he's just casually cooking a sock on Mars

  • Drinking OrangeJuice
    Drinking OrangeJuice 4 개월 전

    I love how he laughs to his own jokes XD

  • casi
    casi 9 개월 전 +7323

    "If you have money, you're customer"
    Most asian line ever created

    • Crystal The Icewing
      Crystal The Icewing 개월 전

      @Brandon Ketchersid As an American, I can't agree more

    • Jan Koopman
      Jan Koopman 2 개월 전

      "It don't matter if you're red, purple, green or French!"

    • matoi ryûko
      matoi ryûko 2 개월 전

      Has a failure asian i can confirm this

    • Viewing97
      Viewing97 3 개월 전


  • Andrew H
    Andrew H 6 개월 전

    Steven acknowledging he’s a boomer now is perfect 😂

  • Mritunjay Rampal
    Mritunjay Rampal 4 개월 전 +1

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate his imitation of Elon Musk. Resounded way too similar fr lol 😆

  • SurfinBirb
    SurfinBirb 4 개월 전 +1

    you sir have earned a sub from me. god i love asian humor. nobody else seems to understand it like us :>

  • Andrew Ansley
    Andrew Ansley 3 개월 전

    I wish I was Asian just so I could feel the truth of these hilarious videos. Everything I know about Asian dads has come from your channel.

  • Nathaniel Blauwkamp
    Nathaniel Blauwkamp 9 개월 전 +3441

    "doesn't matter if your red purple green, or french"
    -Stevens Dad

    • Logan D
      Logan D 5 일 전

      If you have money, you’re a customer.

      BRUH_GRRRR5 3 개월 전

      alien: how bout black? :(

    • Sansnetic
      Sansnetic 4 개월 전 +3

      "doesn't matter if your red purple green, or french but if you're steven YOU'RE STILL A FAILURE"
      -plot twist

    • Palpatine
      Palpatine 4 개월 전 +1


    • summmmp
      summmmp 7 개월 전 +15

      ah yes, french, my favourite color

  • UnKool
    UnKool 4 개월 전 +2

    "I dont know think Dwayne Johnson invented it" had me dead

  • This Child Is Dumb
    This Child Is Dumb 4 개월 전

    "Back in My Day we didn't have Science so we did it anyway" Literally got me rolling😂

  • EsCabann
    EsCabann 7 개월 전 +1

    Imagine spending a good portion of your life making rockets to go to another planet, only to buy food from an Asian dude that's found a way to grow cans, Steven's Dad truly a wonderful inventor, no wonder they discovered ways to travel to school defying physics.

  • John Noir Smith
    John Noir Smith 3 개월 전

    I love that "back in my days science wasn't invented yet so we just did it" 😂

  • D-Man Jam
    D-Man Jam 9 개월 전 +5700

    _"There two kind of people ok: people who like spring roll, and liars."_
    Words. Of. Wisdom.

  • Name 5/50
    Name 5/50 6 개월 전

    Elon: speaks resonably scientific statements
    steven: we do it cause we can

  • Tyler Fergusson
    Tyler Fergusson 3 개월 전 +1

    "There are two types of people: ones who like spring rolls and LIARS"
    OMG that killed me lmfao

  • lapis !
    lapis ! 6 개월 전

    i’m in a loop watching all his videos this is the content i’ve been wanting for so long 😭💀

  • iammeme747
    iammeme747 7 개월 전

    The single best sentence in this video, "Back in my day science wasn't invented yet soo...... We just did it anyway." killed me but I had a totem of Undying, but then died again because I watch that clip another 17 times.

  • Octopus
    Octopus 7 개월 전 +2753

    “Back in my day, we didn’t have science. So we did it anyway” best line ever created

    • King Tut
      King Tut 2 개월 전

      That's the same reason I married my sis

    • Olsen Fernandes
      Olsen Fernandes 3 개월 전 +6

      The look "Elon" had was priceless.

    • Magic Man
      Magic Man 4 개월 전 +18

      Me: Breaking the physics engine in every game I touch

    • chairsilver2
      chairsilver2 4 개월 전 +12

      haha yes

  • shady c network
    shady c network 6 개월 전

    There's no snowflakes on mars? You had me laughing out loud. New subscriber I'm loving your videos.

  • A. T. Y.
    A. T. Y. 4 개월 전 +1

    I told him if failure is a currency, he will be Jeff Bezos.
    Love this line so much 😂

  • Teddy Woo Woos
    Teddy Woo Woos 4 개월 전

    Let's just get it out there: there are accurate representations of certain races portrayed on KRclip. Then there's Steven's dad.

  • Nodel Oliver
    Nodel Oliver 5 개월 전 +2

    "Everyone love spring rolls."
    He ain't lying.

  • SP Plays
    SP Plays 9 개월 전 +5807

    Doesn’t matter if Elon colonizes mars, there has always been that 1 Asian who colonized the whole universe 10 years ago

    • Joggy Paster
      Joggy Paster 3 개월 전

      As Stevens dad says There's always that one Asian 9 year old who is better than you

    • ausra 🔮
      ausra 🔮 4 개월 전

      never colonise the whole multiverse, FAILURE

    • IMS
      IMS 4 개월 전

      Its obviously yi long musk

    • Kageyama Tobio
      Kageyama Tobio 4 개월 전

      @Lil_Tachanka You do know that English was derived from a few different languages right?

    • Laurenz Grziwa
      Laurenz Grziwa 5 개월 전

      an theyre 9 years old

  • Jezrell Paul Bonador
    Jezrell Paul Bonador 4 개월 전 +1

    "...if failure was a currency, he'd be jeff bezos..."
    This dude spittin'

  • Seif Bottros
    Seif Bottros 6 개월 전

    “Your taking up four parking spaces”. My god, even on mars there will always be that one person.

  • Jackhammer9877
    Jackhammer9877 5 개월 전

    “Back in my day science wasn’t invented so we did it anyway”
    Spoke like a true chad

  • Christopher Coffey
    Christopher Coffey 4 개월 전

    I love this dude he is a legend.

  • Hamza Fraser
    Hamza Fraser 9 개월 전 +4038

    “WE JUST DID IT ANYWAY” best motivational quote to the people who say it’s impossible

    • Daniel
      Daniel 3 개월 전

      I tried to not laugh at these videos but it truly was impossible. Failure!

    • johnny elkins
      johnny elkins 6 개월 전 +3

      Someone once told me that it was physically impossible to make a Human Ovum but i did it anyways as biology is not that hard .......just don't check my SSD as that's where i keep my homework folder........almost have enough information to create an adult human from scratch
      Seriously though i did create a Human Ovum just to prove my Sister's Husband wrong which he then promptly asked "Why don't you apply yourself more?" and honestly the answer to that is meh being a failure is fun no one expects much from you lest you show them you are competent then unfair expectations are set

    • Duck
      Duck 7 개월 전 +2

      @T teg egg without a SPACE suit

    • T teg egg
      T teg egg 7 개월 전 +4

      To the moooooon

    • Draelos
      Draelos 8 개월 전 +20

      Nothing is impossible. Just do it anyway.

  • ERROR 404
    ERROR 404 6 개월 전 +1

    I love how in these videos natural laws such as physics and science weren't 'invented' yet so they can do what they want.

  • CheeseWizard04
    CheeseWizard04 3 개월 전

    "There's 2 types of people, people who like spring rolls and liars" words to live by

  • A Literal Frog
    A Literal Frog 4 개월 전

    He’s too powerful, he can survive in any environment, him walking up a hill both to school and back to home trained him for this

  • Ballooze
    Ballooze 3 개월 전 +2

    “We have DogeCoin, BitCoin, FailureCoin”
    “What’s failure coin?”
    “You clearly don’t have an Asian son.”
    “I told him if failure was a currency, he’d be Jeff Bezos.”

  • Oliver J. Cheese
    Oliver J. Cheese 9 개월 전 +1255

    “The are no snow flakes on mars” That got me good I can’t stop laughing!

  • FlyingPinkPigasus
    FlyingPinkPigasus 6 개월 전

    Steven talking about him being 21 three years ago has me over here crying over the realization that I'm older than him lol I'm such a failure

  • EarlNoir
    EarlNoir 7 개월 전

    I'm addicted to your videos xD
    I just stumbled on your channel yesterday and now I can't stop watching !

  • Austin Andricks
    Austin Andricks 3 일 전

    the thing magically edited itself back into the pan 🍳 😂 since Stevens dad dropped it that would be Stevens dad's 2nd biggest failure next to...Steeeven

  • Metal Master
    Metal Master 3 개월 전

    2:38 " Back in my day, science wasn't invented yet... *So we just did it anyway.* "
    best sentence of 2021

  • Noble Okami
    Noble Okami 7 개월 전 +1874

    "There are no snowflakes on Mars."
    Me: This guy needs to be a ruler!

    • Kate Weatherwax
      Kate Weatherwax 개월 전 +1

      @Adwaito Chaudhuri "Snowflakes" is an insult for anyone who can't take a joke and melts at the slightest uncomfortable situation where they have to have a strong self esteem.

    • Adwaito Chaudhuri
      Adwaito Chaudhuri 2 개월 전

      @Verum thanks for the reply

    • Adwaito Chaudhuri
      Adwaito Chaudhuri 2 개월 전

      I didn't quite get that joke

    • Verum
      Verum 3 개월 전 +1

      No BS, I love it.

  • The Roblox Gamer
    The Roblox Gamer 5 개월 전 +1

    I love how he’s just cooking a sock

  • Statiso
    Statiso 6 개월 전

    Steven's Dad should've said: "back in my day gravity wasn't invented"

  • Colin Ward
    Colin Ward 3 개월 전

    I love how the thing on the pan just fell but he continued moving the pan

  • PlayrR3D
    PlayrR3D 3 개월 전

    "I don't see race. If you have money, you're a customer"
    *Professionals have standards*

  •  ShortHax
     ShortHax 9 개월 전 +7148

    If humans don’t land on Mars, Steven’s dad will have to go throw a slipper at Elon to make him stop smoking weed

    • Tomomatic
      Tomomatic 7 개월 전

      He'll send him to..... Gee-Zus!

    • Plasma Gaming
      Plasma Gaming 7 개월 전

      @Super kill dude he ain’t a bot, he is just like us we comment on every video. But since he is verified and he had lots of subs he is top comment

    • MaskedRedstonerProZ
      MaskedRedstonerProZ 8 개월 전

      steven's dad to Elon be like: I will send you to jesus

    • darklol
      darklol 8 개월 전

      “Is to expensive”

    • Zach Kubish
      Zach Kubish 8 개월 전

      Finesse that slipper through space time

  • Vincent Widdershoven
    Vincent Widdershoven 4 개월 전

    I just discoverd your channel resantly and already a fan. Great sence of humor! 😄😄😄

  • BTS with Avy
    BTS with Avy 개월 전

    Steven: Realized he is now old and call himself a boomer
    Steven's dad: A boomer and a *FAILURE*

  • ThatOneLeaf
    ThatOneLeaf 4 개월 전

    "Doesn't matter if you're red, green, purple, or French."
    Love how this indicates the French are aliens... which they are I mean

  • Certainly NOT Maindenless

    "Back in my day science wasn't invented yet, so we just did it anyway."
    This is genius

  • OweyOcean
    OweyOcean 9 개월 전 +1606

    "Back in my day, science wasn't invented. So we just did it anyway" -steven's dad

    • The Stitchwraith
      The Stitchwraith 7 개월 전 +3

      I was reading this at the same time he was saying it, How!?!

    • lucas wong
      lucas wong 7 개월 전 +9

      how teacher expected on u

    • G Siya
      G Siya 9 개월 전 +20

      And that's how everything should be done

  • D4rkVexus
    D4rkVexus 4 개월 전

    That Elon impression is actually spot on

  • Clinton Galton
    Clinton Galton 4 개월 전

    Why do i love this video sooooo much! Damn it Asian Dad is best character created! Im glad in my 31 years that Asian Dad became a role model for me as an adult

  • Doctorcane
    Doctorcane 4 개월 전

    He acted Elon so accurately lol

  • rafsolo
    rafsolo 5 개월 전

    This fast food joint gets 6 stars just for having their employees and COOKS wear suits. Very high end food! 👔 👌

  • Bee
    Bee 9 개월 전 +3119

    Is nobody gonna talk about how he’s flipping a sock in a pan?

  • Jamie's channel
    Jamie's channel 3 개월 전

    I would be so happy to find a restaurant on Mars after a long trip there. Wouldn't even care how it got there, we all know what astronauts eat in the space station. It ain't General Chow's chicken and after 3 years of that tube "food" I'd be like, "give me 50 spring rolls!...do you have change for 80 failure coins?"

  • Nigel Onetasty
    Nigel Onetasty 5 개월 전

    You have me dead from laughter!!!

  • Deyanira Gutierrez
    Deyanira Gutierrez 3 개월 전

    I reallyyyyy hope Elon Musk watches this someday. It would be great to see his reaction to this video. Because it's absolutely brilliant! XD

  • LyxNyte
    LyxNyte 5 개월 전

    "Back in my day science wasn't invented, so we just did it anyway."
    I'm dying bro, pls help. LOL

  • Sniperboy5551
    Sniperboy5551 13 일 전

    “There’s no snowflakes on Mars”… best line, lmao

  • Flori2311
    Flori2311 2 개월 전 +1

    I love it how that paper (or sock idk whatever) just flys out of the pan

  • stef
    stef 4 개월 전

    "I arrived when I was 21. God I'm old." I have felt myself, 32, grow about 10 more gray hairs after hearing that lol

  • DemonicNightmare
    DemonicNightmare 2 개월 전

    I can't believe Steven went all the way to Mars just to film this skit.
    His father must be so disappointed in him

  • Anonymous User
    Anonymous User 4 개월 전

    "I had to walk to school on one foot my other foot was starting a business" this is that business everyone

  • glytches
    glytches 2 개월 전

    ''You clearly don't have an Asian son. I told him if failure was a currency, he'd be Jeff Bezos.'' That line got me😂😂😂

  • bryan lewis
    bryan lewis 4 개월 전

    Your impression on Elon Musk is actually Well done I must say XD

  • Spencerinio5
    Spencerinio5 3 개월 전 +1

    "Don't matter if you're red, purple, green or French." I absolutely love that

  • Borealis
    Borealis 9 개월 전 +722

    I love how the only thing mans is concerned about is the fact Elon is taking up 4 parking spaces

    • Bernabe De la rosa
      Bernabe De la rosa 9 개월 전 +4

      @ZeroToEverything i am guessing your Steven he’s dad

    • jonathan bernal
      jonathan bernal 9 개월 전 +6

      @ZeroToEverything Yes the best weapon against the bots. Call them failures, demoralize them.

    • ZeroToEverything
      ZeroToEverything 9 개월 전 +4

      @aboma another failure

  • Johnny
    Johnny 2 개월 전

    "If failure were a currency he'd be jeff bezos" I'm dead lmao

  • Pamajfan 777
    Pamajfan 777 7 개월 전 +1

    Dudes more advanced than Elon Musk. He literally opened a business on Mars. Next level shit.

  • michael wilson
    michael wilson 4 개월 전

    "Taking up four parking spaces"
    Are martian vehicles big, or did Elon Musk make a really small ship?

  • Mr_RFRM
    Mr_RFRM 5 개월 전

    "Back in my day, science wasn't invented. So we did it anyway." MY GUY SERIOUSLY JUST DID IT ANYWAY

  • DaDensest😝✌️
    DaDensest😝✌️ 7 개월 전 +2509

    Stevens Dad: “We take Dogecoin, Bitcoin or Failurecoin”
    Elon: “Wat failurecoin ?”
    Stevens Dad: “ You clearly don’t have an Asian son”
    I don’t know whether to cry or laugh as this is hella funny but hits way to close to home 😂😭

    • Tridiots
      Tridiots 3 개월 전 +1

      @básmbee if someone gets offended by that they have to be snowflakes.

    • Yuri
      Yuri 3 개월 전

      @Nupur Shrestha TURU😭

    • Nupur Shrestha
      Nupur Shrestha 3 개월 전

      @Yuri at least u got freedom😭😭😭😭

    • Yuri
      Yuri 3 개월 전

      @Nupur Shrestha i have freedom but rules 😭😭😭😭

  • Evil
    Evil 3 개월 전

    Anyone appreciating the acting of Elon? Steven you're a genius. Subbed the moment I watched your first videoo

  • Shaayan Anwar
    Shaayan Anwar 6 개월 전

    steven he: casually breathing in space without no oxygen mask

  • Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access

    Asian dad years later: "Back in my days, I had to travel to Mars just to get to school."

  • VinnyMartello
    VinnyMartello 3 개월 전

    This dude’s comedy is dynamite.

  • Dinesh Reddy
    Dinesh Reddy 9 개월 전 +1070

    Fact Check: There is no Failure Coin. Lets make this a Real Coin and make Steven a Proud Failure.

    • Roger Gayadeen
      Roger Gayadeen 9 개월 전 +1

      no it was real it just failed to keep up with other online currency

    • ConcreteHades
      ConcreteHades 9 개월 전

      There already is actually

    • Walker Dev
      Walker Dev 9 개월 전 +1

      Ok it should be online in a few hours

    • Walker Dev
      Walker Dev 9 개월 전


    • jeffrey mathewson
      jeffrey mathewson 9 개월 전 +2

      I found a coin called “FAILCOIN” and it reached a peak of about .7 cents and was gone before the end of 2016

  • VirtualDragonC
    VirtualDragonC 5 개월 전

    "there are no snowflakes on Mars" 🤣that killed me