Fellow Earthings, Chat and Flirt with single Martians with the EME Hive app here: npalar.onelink.me/NilY/steveh $Skit I would literally open a restaurant on Mars. Elon please hit me up. By the way I love you. Instagram: thestevenhe reddit: reddit.com/r/stevenhe
I love how the guy from Space EX was saying that it would be too expensive and impossible to get food to Mars, and he looks over and sees Beijing Corn plants growing Beijing Corn.
My best friends dad was a Chinese immigrant to Australia, her mother was Australian woman, they owned and worked the farm next to ours. Even during droughts he would manage to grow crops without a problem. I asked him at her 18, how can you always get a good crop yield even in the hardest of years. He looked at me so calmly, no expression on his face and states "Asian's can grow food anywhere" Funniest way how he said it, he was a good man, may he rest in peace.
i love how he's like "sorry for taking up 4 parking spaces" and how he's surprised af when seeing asian dad on mars, but able to keep a level head in an insane and/or stressful situation that seems impossible like a real astronaut
My favorite thing about these videos is how he just grabs random crap from around his house and uses it as props instead of like… buying a prop that looks like what he’s pretending it to be.
Imagine spending a good portion of your life making rockets to go to another planet, only to buy food from an Asian dude that's found a way to grow cans, Steven's Dad truly a wonderful inventor, no wonder they discovered ways to travel to school defying physics.
The single best sentence in this video, "Back in my day science wasn't invented yet soo...... We just did it anyway." killed me but I had a totem of Undying, but then died again because I watch that clip another 17 times.
Someone once told me that it was physically impossible to make a Human Ovum but i did it anyways as biology is not that hard .......just don't check my SSD as that's where i keep my homework folder........almost have enough information to create an adult human from scratch Seriously though i did create a Human Ovum just to prove my Sister's Husband wrong which he then promptly asked "Why don't you apply yourself more?" and honestly the answer to that is meh being a failure is fun no one expects much from you lest you show them you are competent then unfair expectations are set
“We have DogeCoin, BitCoin, FailureCoin” “What’s failure coin?” “You clearly don’t have an Asian son.” “I told him if failure was a currency, he’d be Jeff Bezos.” 😂😂😂
the thing magically edited itself back into the pan 🍳 😂 since Stevens dad dropped it that would be Stevens dad's 2nd biggest failure next to...Steeeven
@Adwaito Chaudhuri "Snowflakes" is an insult for anyone who can't take a joke and melts at the slightest uncomfortable situation where they have to have a strong self esteem.
Why do i love this video sooooo much! Damn it Asian Dad is best character created! Im glad in my 31 years that Asian Dad became a role model for me as an adult
I would be so happy to find a restaurant on Mars after a long trip there. Wouldn't even care how it got there, we all know what astronauts eat in the space station. It ain't General Chow's chicken and after 3 years of that tube "food" I'd be like, "give me 50 spring rolls!...do you have change for 80 failure coins?"
Stevens Dad: “We take Dogecoin, Bitcoin or Failurecoin” Elon: “Wat failurecoin ?” Stevens Dad: “ You clearly don’t have an Asian son” I don’t know whether to cry or laugh as this is hella funny but hits way to close to home 😂😭
"I don't see race. If you have money, you're a customer."
I love that line so much lol
Need merch with this line
man just solved racism LETS GOOO
EQUALITY
@Steven He I am failure how I become more failure
"If dont matter if you're red, purple, green, or french." As a frenchie, I could not contain my laughter at this line
@Doug Dimmadome its good to finally meet you, Dimmadome
@Doug Dimmadome bc we’re the spiciest white people😂
Best line I've ever heard. I can't stop laughing. Why do the French get so much shit?
Steven's Dad: "I told him if failure was a currency, he’d be Jeff bazos”
Elon Musk: "I love that"
I love how the guy from Space EX was saying that it would be too expensive and impossible to get food to Mars, and he looks over and sees Beijing Corn plants growing Beijing Corn.
He’s a legitimately good actor. It totally sells the comedy
"Don't matter if you are red, purple, green, or french" Steven's Dad just created world peace. I'm glad so many people also like this line.
@jesdadotcom more like a Europe Toilet
French had me there 🤣
you beat me to it, also i came to comments to find this. and here it is
I draw the line at French
"Ughgg *gags* bleah, french!"
Let’s thank your dad for being 99% of your channel and making me laugh. Your videos are so funny btw
My best friends dad was a Chinese immigrant to Australia, her mother was Australian woman, they owned and worked the farm next to ours.
Even during droughts he would manage to grow crops without a problem.
I asked him at her 18, how can you always get a good crop yield even in the hardest of years.
He looked at me so calmly, no expression on his face and states "Asian's can grow food anywhere"
Funniest way how he said it, he was a good man, may he rest in peace.
Im honestly just holding my laugh so bad watching this-
*"If you have money, you're a customer."*
i love how he's like "sorry for taking up 4 parking spaces" and how he's surprised af when seeing asian dad on mars, but able to keep a level head in an insane and/or stressful situation that seems impossible like a real astronaut
"There are two types of people, those who like spring roles, and liars"
So fucking accurate
@Shadow_King23214 😮x 100
@Shadow_King23214 you’ll love it, trust me
@MarixStaircase I have never tried springrolls
Exactly they are so damn good
i am sorry to say but i dont like spring roles and am not lying sooo
Dude you broke my "no subscribe" rule a while ago. Don't ever change, consistently hilarious every video 👍
*"Back in my day science wasn't invented so we did it anyway"*
Elon Musk : *brain explodes of entire increase in vast possibilities*
I laughed so much while watching this video that I almost choked on my spring roll😂😂😂
Asian Dad: "They're no snowflakes on Mars."
Sign me the hell up
“I told my son, if there was something called failure coin he would be Jeff Bezos.” 😆 I died
It's worth 0.4 cents
Funny story is that FailCoin does exist
Makes sense with blue origin
That’s not how the quote went and it makes it more confusing
I haven't heard anything this savage in a long time!
"Back in my dad science want invented so we did it anyway"
Perfect line
Steven’s dad can go to Mars, walk 20 miles up hill on one leg, cross 3 dimensions, but can’t beat Asian and Chinese difficulties in a game
There is NO WAY this guy's Dad truly sees him as a "failure". He is hilarious. Keep up the fun content.
“There are two types of people:
People who like spring rolls and *liars*!”
Couldn’t agree more 😌
"Science wasn't invented so we just did it."
lol best line ever.
agreed
Alright then... if that's the case then I'm goin' to out pizza the hut
Solution to everything in life
Hmm growing foo
I remember building rockets and robots until some guy invented Calculus :C
"Back in my day, science wasn't invented yet, so we just did it anyway." Love that line!
My favorite thing about these videos is how he just grabs random crap from around his house and uses it as props instead of like… buying a prop that looks like what he’s pretending it to be.
I love how he's just casually cooking a sock on Mars
I love how he laughs to his own jokes XD
"If you have money, you're customer"
Most asian line ever created
@Brandon Ketchersid As an American, I can't agree more
"It don't matter if you're red, purple, green or French!"
Has a failure asian i can confirm this
😂
Steven acknowledging he’s a boomer now is perfect 😂
Can we just take a moment to appreciate his imitation of Elon Musk. Resounded way too similar fr lol 😆
you sir have earned a sub from me. god i love asian humor. nobody else seems to understand it like us :>
I wish I was Asian just so I could feel the truth of these hilarious videos. Everything I know about Asian dads has come from your channel.
"doesn't matter if your red purple green, or french"
-Stevens Dad
If you have money, you’re a customer.
alien: how bout black? :(
"doesn't matter if your red purple green, or french but if you're steven YOU'RE STILL A FAILURE"
-plot twist
you’re*
ah yes, french, my favourite color
"I dont know think Dwayne Johnson invented it" had me dead
"Back in My Day we didn't have Science so we did it anyway" Literally got me rolling😂
Imagine spending a good portion of your life making rockets to go to another planet, only to buy food from an Asian dude that's found a way to grow cans, Steven's Dad truly a wonderful inventor, no wonder they discovered ways to travel to school defying physics.
I love that "back in my days science wasn't invented yet so we just did it" 😂
_"There two kind of people ok: people who like spring roll, and liars."_
Words. Of. Wisdom.
@ThinWhiteAxe factually + accurate = flatulence(?)
Factually accurate
Well then, my friends a liar.
Facts
There's a youtube channel named Words Of Wisdom.
Elon: speaks resonably scientific statements
steven: we do it cause we can
"There are two types of people: ones who like spring rolls and LIARS"
OMG that killed me lmfao
i’m in a loop watching all his videos this is the content i’ve been wanting for so long 😭💀
The single best sentence in this video, "Back in my day science wasn't invented yet soo...... We just did it anyway." killed me but I had a totem of Undying, but then died again because I watch that clip another 17 times.
“Back in my day, we didn’t have science. So we did it anyway” best line ever created
That's the same reason I married my sis
The look "Elon" had was priceless.
Me: Breaking the physics engine in every game I touch
haha yes
There's no snowflakes on mars? You had me laughing out loud. New subscriber I'm loving your videos.
I told him if failure is a currency, he will be Jeff Bezos.
Love this line so much 😂
Let's just get it out there: there are accurate representations of certain races portrayed on KRclip. Then there's Steven's dad.
"Everyone love spring rolls."
He ain't lying.
Doesn’t matter if Elon colonizes mars, there has always been that 1 Asian who colonized the whole universe 10 years ago
As Stevens dad says There's always that one Asian 9 year old who is better than you
never colonise the whole multiverse, FAILURE
Its obviously yi long musk
@Lil_Tachanka You do know that English was derived from a few different languages right?
an theyre 9 years old
"...if failure was a currency, he'd be jeff bezos..."
This dude spittin'
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Your taking up four parking spaces”. My god, even on mars there will always be that one person.
“Back in my day science wasn’t invented so we did it anyway”
Spoke like a true chad
I love this dude he is a legend.
“WE JUST DID IT ANYWAY” best motivational quote to the people who say it’s impossible
I tried to not laugh at these videos but it truly was impossible. Failure!
Someone once told me that it was physically impossible to make a Human Ovum but i did it anyways as biology is not that hard .......just don't check my SSD as that's where i keep my homework folder........almost have enough information to create an adult human from scratch
Seriously though i did create a Human Ovum just to prove my Sister's Husband wrong which he then promptly asked "Why don't you apply yourself more?" and honestly the answer to that is meh being a failure is fun no one expects much from you lest you show them you are competent then unfair expectations are set
@T teg egg without a SPACE suit
To the moooooon
Nothing is impossible. Just do it anyway.
I love how in these videos natural laws such as physics and science weren't 'invented' yet so they can do what they want.
"There's 2 types of people, people who like spring rolls and liars" words to live by
He’s too powerful, he can survive in any environment, him walking up a hill both to school and back to home trained him for this
“We have DogeCoin, BitCoin, FailureCoin”
“What’s failure coin?”
“You clearly don’t have an Asian son.”
“I told him if failure was a currency, he’d be Jeff Bezos.”
😂😂😂
“The are no snow flakes on mars” That got me good I can’t stop laughing!
But the Marsian Noth poles lol
lol
In that case, I wanna live there lol
Steven talking about him being 21 three years ago has me over here crying over the realization that I'm older than him lol I'm such a failure
I'm addicted to your videos xD
I just stumbled on your channel yesterday and now I can't stop watching !
the thing magically edited itself back into the pan 🍳 😂 since Stevens dad dropped it that would be Stevens dad's 2nd biggest failure next to...Steeeven
2:38 " Back in my day, science wasn't invented yet... *So we just did it anyway.* "
best sentence of 2021
"There are no snowflakes on Mars."
Me: This guy needs to be a ruler!
@Adwaito Chaudhuri "Snowflakes" is an insult for anyone who can't take a joke and melts at the slightest uncomfortable situation where they have to have a strong self esteem.
@Verum thanks for the reply
I didn't quite get that joke
No BS, I love it.
I love how he’s just cooking a sock
Steven's Dad should've said: "back in my day gravity wasn't invented"
I love how the thing on the pan just fell but he continued moving the pan
"I don't see race. If you have money, you're a customer"
*Professionals have standards*
If humans don’t land on Mars, Steven’s dad will have to go throw a slipper at Elon to make him stop smoking weed
He'll send him to..... Gee-Zus!
@Super kill dude he ain’t a bot, he is just like us we comment on every video. But since he is verified and he had lots of subs he is top comment
steven's dad to Elon be like: I will send you to jesus
“Is to expensive”
Finesse that slipper through space time
I just discoverd your channel resantly and already a fan. Great sence of humor! 😄😄😄
Steven: Realized he is now old and call himself a boomer
Steven's dad: A boomer and a *FAILURE*
"Doesn't matter if you're red, green, purple, or French."
Love how this indicates the French are aliens... which they are I mean
"Back in my day science wasn't invented yet, so we just did it anyway."
This is genius
"Back in my day, science wasn't invented. So we just did it anyway" -steven's dad
I was reading this at the same time he was saying it, How!?!
how teacher expected on u
And that's how everything should be done
That Elon impression is actually spot on
Why do i love this video sooooo much! Damn it Asian Dad is best character created! Im glad in my 31 years that Asian Dad became a role model for me as an adult
He acted Elon so accurately lol
This fast food joint gets 6 stars just for having their employees and COOKS wear suits. Very high end food! 👔 👌
Is nobody gonna talk about how he’s flipping a sock in a pan?
@Rojava 161 I knew it wasn’t a vegetable but didn’t know what the heck it was
@Steven He me too
@Memecious another spammer
I noticed it
@Hanchi Sun Ancient Chinese secret??!!
I would be so happy to find a restaurant on Mars after a long trip there. Wouldn't even care how it got there, we all know what astronauts eat in the space station. It ain't General Chow's chicken and after 3 years of that tube "food" I'd be like, "give me 50 spring rolls!...do you have change for 80 failure coins?"
You have me dead from laughter!!!
I reallyyyyy hope Elon Musk watches this someday. It would be great to see his reaction to this video. Because it's absolutely brilliant! XD
"Back in my day science wasn't invented, so we just did it anyway."
I'm dying bro, pls help. LOL
“There’s no snowflakes on Mars”… best line, lmao
I love it how that paper (or sock idk whatever) just flys out of the pan
"I arrived when I was 21. God I'm old." I have felt myself, 32, grow about 10 more gray hairs after hearing that lol
I can't believe Steven went all the way to Mars just to film this skit.
His father must be so disappointed in him
"I had to walk to school on one foot my other foot was starting a business" this is that business everyone
''You clearly don't have an Asian son. I told him if failure was a currency, he'd be Jeff Bezos.'' That line got me😂😂😂
Your impression on Elon Musk is actually Well done I must say XD
"Don't matter if you're red, purple, green or French." I absolutely love that
I love how the only thing mans is concerned about is the fact Elon is taking up 4 parking spaces
@ZeroToEverything i am guessing your Steven he’s dad
@ZeroToEverything Yes the best weapon against the bots. Call them failures, demoralize them.
@aboma another failure
"If failure were a currency he'd be jeff bezos" I'm dead lmao
Dudes more advanced than Elon Musk. He literally opened a business on Mars. Next level shit.
"Taking up four parking spaces"
Are martian vehicles big, or did Elon Musk make a really small ship?
"Back in my day, science wasn't invented. So we did it anyway." MY GUY SERIOUSLY JUST DID IT ANYWAY
Stevens Dad: “We take Dogecoin, Bitcoin or Failurecoin”
Elon: “Wat failurecoin ?”
Stevens Dad: “ You clearly don’t have an Asian son”
I don’t know whether to cry or laugh as this is hella funny but hits way to close to home 😂😭
@básmbee if someone gets offended by that they have to be snowflakes.
@Nupur Shrestha TURU😭
@Yuri at least u got freedom😭😭😭😭
@Nupur Shrestha i have freedom but rules 😭😭😭😭
Anyone appreciating the acting of Elon? Steven you're a genius. Subbed the moment I watched your first videoo
steven he: casually breathing in space without no oxygen mask
Asian dad years later: "Back in my days, I had to travel to Mars just to get to school."
This dude’s comedy is dynamite.
Fact Check: There is no Failure Coin. Lets make this a Real Coin and make Steven a Proud Failure.
no it was real it just failed to keep up with other online currency
There already is actually
Ok it should be online in a few hours
Bet
I found a coin called “FAILCOIN” and it reached a peak of about .7 cents and was gone before the end of 2016
"there are no snowflakes on Mars" 🤣that killed me