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“When I was 9 years old, I was 25” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@_ElectricalRage_ not that deep
@Aesthetixally People with an IQ of 190 wouldn't do as many linguistic mistakes. I kind of don't believe you what you tell us. Also 190 is EXTREMELY rare.
OMG I DID NOT NOTICE 🙈 😭😭🤣
“I said find X, not find your last brain cell” Cracked me up 🤣🤣
"I said divide, not disappoint!"
“Don't do drugs.... They're too expensive. ” That pause before delivering the punchline was so genius. Stephen you are a genius.
nu mer o ooon oh
The way Stevens dad said "you didn't know you had a butt made me laugh so hard"
I had a substitute teacher like this. He used to call our AP Biology class the “cream of the crop” (High Honors kids) then berate the ones who goofed off as “failures”. He would spring pop quizzes on us. I studied diligently and sat in the front, and got the highest grades (I cared too much in a sad way). Never got pointed at as a “failure”. This video seems like a recording of what I witnessed up front and center. Miss ya Mr. Lei! I’m Asian by the way ;) When home meets classroom, you just fall in line and do what you’re told! The emotional damage made me study. Lol 😆
Sounds like a hellish experience. Glad I took only cp classes
We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.
@Ludsi 🤣🤣 beautiful
One of my math teachers in college was Korean, and the first day, she wrote her name on the board in English, Korean, Chinese, and Japanese.
So.. did she throw you out of the window 😂😂😂
@I just want ice cream he is my age and stoner and very cool brother
I genuinely laughed out loud at the latte joke 🤣
Well I don't understand that joke. Can you please explain it?
I'm surprised more people didn't catch that lmao
Steven, you are so hilarious! your Chinese accent and your expressions crack me up! I'm an Indian mom of three boys and we all love your videos!
Gotta say if i ever had a substitute teacher that did Jojo poses while pointing at and belittling the students I couldn't help but bust out laughing. 1:45
Steven don't come home till you have a profitable business has me cracking 😁😂😂
The joke about aspiring actors being Starbucks employees is so underrated
It is also a very old joke
I actually know one lmao
It's an underrated stereotype😂😂😂
I think he owned it.
Goes for a lot of artists tbh... I'm not sure I'm speaking from experience.....
The delivery of the "dont do drugs its too expensive" line is so perfect. Well done!
If I had a father like him my life would be so much better. I love your dad! 🥰🤣
Funny but true, feels like my childhood memories are all coming back 😂
“I had to walk up a hill with one foot, the other one was starting a business”*_wise words_*
“Don’t do drugs. They are too expensive” Why didn’t I get this type of advice from my parents?
Now I definitely ain't doin drugs if they are expensive
It's actually funny that it's actually good advice. They are expensive and a waste of money
It actually makes sense
i got little different advice from my parents " dont smoke,its waste ur money"
My favorite parts:“When I was in school I had to walk to school for 20 miles. On one foot! My other foot was starting a business.”“No, you’re supposed to divide, not disappoint!”“When I was 9, I was 25.”
The dad needs a whole show on TV. I want him to keep going and see him go through his full day. Jahaha
"Dont give me the paper you're all failures" Caught me off guard 😂😂😂😂
The whole video got me laughing. This dude is just hilarious
“My other foot was starting a business” that made me laugh an unreasonable amount.
😂😂. Me too
In my country they be selling drugs and money laundering
You divide not disappoint! 🤣 🤣 This man is absolutely hilarious!
Hahahahahahahahahaha this is too hilariousI've never had an asian teacher or professor, but he's how I imagine it would be a class with one.
"I tell you what I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with caramel please." AS AN ACTRESS THIS HIT VERY CLOSE TO HOME.
"When I was nine years old I was twenty-five" is more relatable than it should be lol
"I said find X not find your last brain cell""No when you get the number you divide not disappoint"That's a lotta damage
@kabob 007 language
"Got a B in lunch..." gets me everytime!! 😂
I don't know how I went 29 years without hearing a joke along the lines of "when I was 9 I was 25" but this KRclip channel did it and it got me good.
Lmao too fucking hilarious 😂 thank you haven’t laughed this hard at comedy since the Chappell days
This was freaking hilarious 😂. My dude you are hilarious
“What I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with Carmel” that is a great line
it really is.
But the thing is, I want to an actor when I grow up. Does that mean I'm a failure like he said 🥺😔😥
@Sheiphan Shaijan surprised nobody knows....
Sorry to burst your bubble. It's originally a Jimmy carr's joke. In one of his specials.
1:33 "When you get the number, you divide - not disappoint."By far my favorite quote xD
"When I was 9 years old I was 25 years old!" "Don't do drugs, they're too expensive" 😂🤣🤣
"Don't do drugs.... too expensive" such a responsible adult 🤣
The Latte Joke killed me 😂
"Don't do drugs... It's too expensive"Now that's called good counseling.
Between gas and drugs you'd live in your car, work all day and have a hard time finding your plug.
@ImTheMystery can confirm. Most Grade A is easy 50 a pop nowadays.
True, especially over time.
"When I was 9 years old, I was 25" I totally understand that clearly
"When I walk to school I had to walk uphill 20 mile on one foot, my other foot was starting a business.""Don't do drugs, too expensive.""When I was 9 I was 25."Bro these gotta be my favorite quotes/lines in this video lol.
Omg this guy is awesome! 🤣 He's totally underrated HAHAHA
A Chinese high school substitute teacher told me up front that I'm a nice guy with horrible work ethic. The only one that truly cared for me! It motivated me since. Thank you Mr Yap!
"I walk up a hill on one foot.""My other foot was starting a business."Those lines make me picture the days when physic wasn't invented.
This is so accurate it's sadd 😭😭😭😂
@Ææē Åøíäùêã facts bro
He was walking uphill both ways also
I would love to have him as my teacher😂😂 it would be the best and funny
He must have mastered suppressing laughter! Just Hilarious!
“Don’t do drugs…”“Too expensive” And that’s why you shouldn’t take drugs kids😀
“When i was 9 i was 25 “ got me laughing so hard 😂
"When I was 9, I was 25." Oh! Age wasn't invented yet at the time.
“When I was two, I worked at the post office.” 😆
‘I invented age’
@Spheric-sama r/whooooooosh. No need to wait any longer!
Tbh since time is just a measurement, that could've been possible at one point.
@Fireyjm in my youth time wasnt linear yet
that "you can be a doctor" thing was kinda true though especially if you go share your dream profession to your aunties
“Oh you guys aren’t used to this?” You can see the scars and suffering on this guy to the point he doesn’t even care anymore 😆
“Failure!”“Wat da hell?”“One plus one equal two, you got 8.5. Okie test right now, you have 90 second.”“Steven when you were, okay it time. Don’t give me your papers; you’re all failures.”“I said find X- not your last ein cell.”How many times has he said failure?68 times in 2 minutes and 23 second s
The “Don’t do drugs, … it’s too expensive” part I was laughing so hard
“I said find X, not find your last brain cell”This line is just too damn good.
I didnt even watch the video yet and this made me laugh
@Phantom damn ur teacher is a g
“Don’t do drugs, they’re too expensive” got me good 🤣
"Steven, now I know what kind of failure you hangout with" I'm crying lmao
I wish I could own a watch as great as Steven He's...
When I was in my elementary school, my Chinese teacher said to me, do you want to become an adult like you father, cleaning the dirt on streets? 😂 Which was actually my father's job. Luckily, I am not doing that now. 🤓
"When I was nine years old, I was twenty-five"-Stevens Dad
now be twenty five years old while being nine…says Steven fetting his revenge
Yea I watched the vid.
Sounds like my mum
I literally cannot watch your videos without dying laughing!!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I said find x not your last braincell” got me laughing 😂
Spills son's most embarrassing life moments, but it's the son's fault. Asian parents don't have a monopoly on that! Lol
"i said find x, not your last brain cell""when you find the number you divide, not disappoint"had me absolutely deceased
"When I was nine years old, I was twenty five."-Steven DadAlso Steven Dad: "We the Asian not the Bsian"
@Redgaming but the meaning is still the same
@Gabriel the Griffin same
I lost it over the when I was 9 I was 25
He never said 25 years old, only that he was 25
2:03 "Steven's so dumb, when he was young he used to be scared by his own fat."*Now* this is a better argument than "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."
@Ayadi A. Naaaaah it's better "fat". Let's keep this alive.
Fart* not fat
"Don't do drugs, it's to expensive".
"Don't do drugs, it's to EXPENSIVE" caught me off guard
“Why you use calculator; are you high?”“I can get you calculator for 3 cents.”Most related quotes in this whole video.Oops i forgot Steven and “hfaiiiilure”
ok this guy underrated funny as f
Funny us failure
@Osmien do you even know what underrated means
I know right
"Dont do drugs... its to expensive"Truly wise words
Steven might really replace my whole therapy one day 🤪
This guy's "what the flip" at 1:20 is KILLING MEEEEE also I need "don't do drugs, they're too expensive" on a t-shirt 😂
“Don’t too drugs”“Too expensive”Every ex druggie has told me not to do drugs and their #1 reason isn’t because it’s bad, it’s because of how broke it made them. So I agree.
“You know what I say to aspiring actors? Venti latte with caramel please” Omg...
God is amazing
That was savage 😂😂😂
It's even better when he says double cheese burger with fries. It demeans the aspiring actors even more.
OMG the fart part that he didn't know he had a butt killed me 😂😂🤣🤣
"Steven so stupid he got B in Lunch." My eyes hurt from laugh crying so hard XD
When he said about the butt... I was dead... 😂😂
Throughout my life, every teacher I had was an Asian💀
"what field of lawyer you wanna be?""Oh I don't wanna be a lawyer.""That's okay, you can still be a doctor "This killed me 🤣
@Norah Elaine Failure
@Sherry T Or podiatrist. At very least, chiropractor.
@Syam Kuznetsov Ikr? So many options available. If the dentist school doesn't accept him he could still be an engineer.
“Don’t do drugs. Too expensive” -Steven He 💀💀
“Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive.”I feel this.
“When I was 9 years old, I was 25.” Such a nice one
“I’ll teach you the quadratic equation.”“Uh….this is Spanish class.”*death glare* “Nu-me-ro U-no”😂😂😂😂
"i tell you what i tell all actors""Venti latte please"that had me dying. XD
You forgot the caramel!!! "Stupid Failure!"
Isn't it also a ref to di caprio capuccino or idk im not italien
With caramel please!
“Don’t do drugs, too expensive”That’s facts.
I choked on water watching this :) thanks ♡(Due to the venti latte with caramel joke how did that make me laugh-)
"Don't do drugs... too expensive..."I was dying
I like how he points out how often he tells how he got to school everyday 20 miles both ways on one foot while the other one was starting Beijing corn
"Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD
@Steven He lmao bruh
@Proliemdelu bold of you to assume my nationality.
I have good memories of highschool Mom, it's an honor.
@Peter Parker hmm
holy shit this guy has definitely mastered at least one role lmao
Steven you make me laugh so much. 🤣😅😂🤣🤣🤣😭😅😂🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for your content.
I actually had my father as teacher in class, it was pretty chill tho.
"When you fart you go- You didn't know you had a butt" Killed me
" I teach you quadratic formula ""this is Spanish class""...numero uno" makes me laugh uncontrollably all day
@Davide Guidolin its not
@CreeperBear101 dato curioso: yo hablo espanol
@Nabiel 🥰 number one I guess?
What does numero uno mean ?
You got a LITERAL ROFL from me out of this one. Literally. On the floor. Rolling. And an asthma attack
This is hilarious 😂😂😂
Even a year later, this is the best video steven has ever made...
2:03 my favorite part 😂
When Steven dad is a substitute...“Don’t do drugs... too expensive.”
@Seandricke a day?
@Seandricke u forgot
@Seandricke You didn't And I can give you a r/whoosh
This should be the slogan for a drug campaign
@A Bc PH MEANS PHILIPPINES BRUH I-
"I was going to school with one foot and the other foot was starting a business" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The way his back bends is just the cherry on top to this. 💀
That was what my dad told me, he sold stuff at 9 and ask me why I'm so lazy and not be like him. Bro WTF. And he even told me the same story every day like it was his glory or something.
"Don't gimme ur paper you all failures."Stevens dad -2021