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When Your Substitute Teacher Is Asian

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  • 게시일 2021. 03. 27.
  • The Latte joke is Jimmy Carr's. Legend.
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  • Kamoshun
    Kamoshun 5 개월 전 +27372

    “When I was 9 years old, I was 25” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • Islam ☪️
      Islam ☪️ 10 시간 전

      @_ElectricalRage_ not that deep

    • Sir Henry
      Sir Henry 20 시간 전

      @Aesthetixally People with an IQ of 190 wouldn't do as many linguistic mistakes. I kind of don't believe you what you tell us. Also 190 is EXTREMELY rare.

    • Sir Henry
      Sir Henry 20 시간 전

      OMG I DID NOT NOTICE 🙈 😭😭🤣

    • Nathaniel Estoque
      Nathaniel Estoque 21 시간 전


  • leanneemily1
    leanneemily1 2 개월 전 +464

    “I said find X, not find your last brain cell”
    Cracked me up 🤣🤣

  • Youtube commenter gal
    Youtube commenter gal 개월 전 +359

    “Don't do drugs.... They're too expensive. ” That pause before delivering the punchline was so genius. Stephen you are a genius.

  • Thushara Lakmin
    Thushara Lakmin 2 개월 전 +630

    The way Stevens dad said "you didn't know you had a butt made me laugh so hard"

  • C R F
    C R F 2 개월 전 +110

    I had a substitute teacher like this. He used to call our AP Biology class the “cream of the crop” (High Honors kids) then berate the ones who goofed off as “failures”. He would spring pop quizzes on us. I studied diligently and sat in the front, and got the highest grades (I cared too much in a sad way). Never got pointed at as a “failure”. This video seems like a recording of what I witnessed up front and center. Miss ya Mr. Lei!
    I’m Asian by the way ;) When home meets classroom, you just fall in line and do what you’re told! The emotional damage made me study. Lol 😆



    • videos #1
      videos #1 2 개월 전 +3

      Sounds like a hellish experience. Glad I took only cp classes

  • Intergalactic Degen Gypsy
    Intergalactic Degen Gypsy 5 개월 전 +3583

    We had a Chinese woman who taught us Japanese in high school and some kids laughed at her and asked "why would a Chinese person be teaching Japanese?" She said "I speak 7 different languages, U can't even get a B grade in Ur own, now sit down before I throw U out the window" she became my favourite teacher after that. I will never forget Ms Lo.


      @Ludsi 🤣🤣 beautiful

    • Jeff McJeffington
      Jeff McJeffington 12 일 전

      roasted moment

    • Bill
      Bill 27 일 전

      One of my math teachers in college was Korean, and the first day, she wrote her name on the board in English, Korean, Chinese, and Japanese.

    • Euphoria Z
      Euphoria Z 29 일 전 +1

      So.. did she throw you out of the window 😂😂😂

    • Jacob Harris
      Jacob Harris 개월 전

      @I just want ice cream he is my age and stoner and very cool brother

  • Phil Rodgers
    Phil Rodgers 개월 전 +58

    I genuinely laughed out loud at the latte joke 🤣

    • The One
      The One 11 일 전

      Well I don't understand that joke. Can you please explain it?

    • TheVikingRaid
      TheVikingRaid 12 일 전 +1

      I'm surprised more people didn't catch that lmao

    • Felix Lee
      Felix Lee 24 일 전 +1

      numero uno

  • Anna A
    Anna A 2 개월 전 +45

    Steven, you are so hilarious! your Chinese accent and your expressions crack me up! I'm an Indian mom of three boys and we all love your videos!

  • Grey
    Grey 개월 전 +6

    Gotta say if i ever had a substitute teacher that did Jojo poses while pointing at and belittling the students I couldn't help but bust out laughing. 1:45

  • K D
    K D 2 개월 전 +28

    Steven don't come home till you have a profitable business has me cracking 😁😂😂

  • Tom Sawyer
    Tom Sawyer 년 전 +8683

    The joke about aspiring actors being Starbucks employees is so underrated

    • Any Expat
      Any Expat 7 일 전

      It is also a very old joke

    • Joshua Thomas
      Joshua Thomas 3 개월 전

      I actually know one lmao

    • Maxwell Munene
      Maxwell Munene 3 개월 전

      It's an underrated stereotype😂😂😂

    • Man in the Sky
      Man in the Sky 3 개월 전

      I think he owned it.

    • Joel Stephenson
      Joel Stephenson 3 개월 전

      Goes for a lot of artists tbh... I'm not sure I'm speaking from experience.....

  • Y0G0FU
    Y0G0FU 2 개월 전 +8

    The delivery of the "dont do drugs its too expensive" line is so perfect. Well done!

  • It_Butters_the_Bean
    It_Butters_the_Bean 개월 전 +3

    If I had a father like him my life would be so much better. I love your dad! 🥰🤣

    BOYU WANG 개월 전 +11

    Funny but true, feels like my childhood memories are all coming back 😂

  • tori
    tori 개월 전 +33

    “I had to walk up a hill with one foot, the other one was starting a business”
    *_wise words_*

  • Steve Play
    Steve Play 년 전 +10632

    “Don’t do drugs. They are too expensive” Why didn’t I get this type of advice from my parents?

    • Arnav Tripathy
      Arnav Tripathy 2 개월 전 +1

      Now I definitely ain't doin drugs if they are expensive

    • Shiro Hoshi
      Shiro Hoshi 2 개월 전 +1

      It's actually funny that it's actually good advice. They are expensive and a waste of money

    • Just a ramdom kid
      Just a ramdom kid 2 개월 전 +1

      It actually makes sense

    • Lauren Christian
      Lauren Christian 2 개월 전

      Omg fr

    • Apni Fatan
      Apni Fatan 2 개월 전

      i got little different advice from my parents " dont smoke,its waste ur money"

  • •amaris•
    •amaris• 2 개월 전 +4

    My favorite parts:
    “When I was in school I had to walk to school for 20 miles. On one foot! My other foot was starting a business.”
    “No, you’re supposed to divide, not disappoint!”
    “When I was 9, I was 25.”

  • lushin burl
    lushin burl 6 일 전

    The dad needs a whole show on TV. I want him to keep going and see him go through his full day. Jahaha

  • Movistar :v
    Movistar :v 2 개월 전 +11

    "Dont give me the paper you're all failures"
    Caught me off guard 😂😂😂😂

  • Elsa Feng
    Elsa Feng 2 개월 전 +2

    The whole video got me laughing. This dude is just hilarious

  • Mirei
    Mirei 11 개월 전 +8826

    “My other foot was starting a business” that made me laugh an unreasonable amount.

    • Ivy Thuo
      Ivy Thuo 3 개월 전


    • Morgan Robinson
      Morgan Robinson 3 개월 전

      😂😂. Me too

    • Eh_cherry
      Eh_cherry 4 개월 전

      aha same

    • Sly Carl
      Sly Carl 4 개월 전

      In my country they be selling drugs and money laundering

  • Jamal Sangster
    Jamal Sangster 26 일 전 +1

    You divide not disappoint! 🤣 🤣 This man is absolutely hilarious!

  • René Morao
    René Morao 개월 전 +1

    Hahahahahahahahahaha this is too hilarious
    I've never had an asian teacher or professor, but he's how I imagine it would be a class with one.

  • Paula Musik
    Paula Musik 일 전

    "I tell you what I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with caramel please." AS AN ACTRESS THIS HIT VERY CLOSE TO HOME.

  • Arcanist Gaming & Music

    "When I was nine years old I was twenty-five" is more relatable than it should be lol

  • UC Browser
    UC Browser 년 전 +4993

    "I said find X not find your last brain cell"
    "No when you get the number you divide not disappoint"
    That's a lotta damage

  • Abe Overs
    Abe Overs 2 개월 전 +2

    "Got a B in lunch..." gets me everytime!! 😂

  • VsKatshuma
    VsKatshuma 개월 전 +1

    I don't know how I went 29 years without hearing a joke along the lines of "when I was 9 I was 25" but this KRclip channel did it and it got me good.

  • Thomas Lozada
    Thomas Lozada 11 일 전

    Lmao too fucking hilarious 😂 thank you haven’t laughed this hard at comedy since the Chappell days

  • latenight11
    latenight11 7 일 전

    This was freaking hilarious 😂. My dude you are hilarious

  • BuddyYoda
    BuddyYoda 11 개월 전 +17503

    “What I tell all aspiring actors. Venti Latte with Carmel” that is a great line

    • Unbound
      Unbound 2 개월 전

      it really is.

    • Aquatica
      Aquatica 3 개월 전

      But the thing is, I want to an actor when I grow up. Does that mean I'm a failure like he said 🥺😔😥

    • Madeline Knight
      Madeline Knight 3 개월 전


    • Vasilije
      Vasilije 3 개월 전 +2

      @Sheiphan Shaijan surprised nobody knows....

    • Sheiphan Shaijan
      Sheiphan Shaijan 3 개월 전 +1

      Sorry to burst your bubble. It's originally a Jimmy carr's joke. In one of his specials.

  • Syeal7
    Syeal7 14 일 전

    1:33 "When you get the number, you divide - not disappoint."
    By far my favorite quote xD

  • Wookie Brick Studios
    Wookie Brick Studios 개월 전 +6

    "When I was 9 years old I was 25 years old!"
    "Don't do drugs, they're too expensive"

  • Oliver Sherman 2
    Oliver Sherman 2 2 개월 전 +3

    "Don't do drugs.... too expensive" such a responsible adult 🤣

  • Flusitik
    Flusitik 개월 전 +1

    The Latte Joke killed me 😂

  • InLoveWithThat Panda
    InLoveWithThat Panda 년 전 +25475

    "Don't do drugs... It's too expensive"
    Now that's called good counseling.

    • $H3R1FF8080
      $H3R1FF8080 개월 전

      Between gas and drugs you'd live in your car, work all day and have a hard time finding your plug.

    • eopujvrswg
      eopujvrswg 2 개월 전

      @ImTheMystery can confirm. Most Grade A is easy 50 a pop nowadays.

    • Hey
      Hey 3 개월 전

      True tho

    • Slayr
      Slayr 3 개월 전

      True, especially over time.

    • Brotherflims
      Brotherflims 3 개월 전


  • adiafroz
    adiafroz 22 일 전 +1

    "When I was 9 years old, I was 25" I totally understand that clearly

  • Memeless
    Memeless 2 개월 전 +2

    "When I walk to school I had to walk uphill 20 mile on one foot, my other foot was starting a business."
    "Don't do drugs, too expensive."
    "When I was 9 I was 25."
    Bro these gotta be my favorite quotes/lines in this video lol.

  • OtamaLuke
    OtamaLuke 2 개월 전 +1

    Omg this guy is awesome! 🤣 He's totally underrated HAHAHA

  • xammocoloniax
    xammocoloniax 2 개월 전

    A Chinese high school substitute teacher told me up front that I'm a nice guy with horrible work ethic. The only one that truly cared for me! It motivated me since. Thank you Mr Yap!

  • ZaydRoblox
    ZaydRoblox 7 개월 전 +10118

    "I walk up a hill on one foot."
    "My other foot was starting a business."
    Those lines make me picture the days when physic wasn't invented.

    • Yana Ahmed
      Yana Ahmed 3 개월 전

      This is so accurate it's sadd 😭😭😭😂

    • Imran Khan
      Imran Khan 3 개월 전


    • Replazz
      Replazz 3 개월 전

      @Ææē Åøíäùêã facts bro

    • GeniusMaBoi 1
      GeniusMaBoi 1 3 개월 전

      He was walking uphill both ways also

  • MadMemes01
    MadMemes01 2 개월 전

    I would love to have him as my teacher😂😂 it would be the best and funny

  • Feathered Friends
    Feathered Friends 12 일 전

    He must have mastered suppressing laughter! Just Hilarious!

  • Nezuko Tokito
    Nezuko Tokito 개월 전 +2

    “Don’t do drugs…”
    “Too expensive”
    And that’s why you shouldn’t take drugs kids😀

  • PogusPotatos
    PogusPotatos 2 개월 전

    “When i was 9 i was 25 “ got me laughing so hard 😂

  • Mr Boba Fett
    Mr Boba Fett 년 전 +5963

    "When I was 9, I was 25."
    Oh! Age wasn't invented yet at the time.

    • GenX X
      GenX X 4 개월 전

      “When I was two, I worked at the post office.” 😆

    • Jessie Vecchio
      Jessie Vecchio 4 개월 전

      ‘I invented age’

    • Sloppy Potato
      Sloppy Potato 5 개월 전

      @Spheric-sama r/whooooooosh. No need to wait any longer!

    • Joseph Steele
      Joseph Steele 7 개월 전

      Tbh since time is just a measurement, that could've been possible at one point.

    • Marco Kik
      Marco Kik 7 개월 전

      @Fireyjm in my youth time wasnt linear yet

  • Carl is Sus
    Carl is Sus 2 개월 전

    that "you can be a doctor" thing was kinda true though especially if you go share your dream profession to your aunties

  • JConcepción
    JConcepción 개월 전

    “Oh you guys aren’t used to this?”
    You can see the scars and suffering on this guy to the point he doesn’t even care anymore 😆

  • Acorn the Kiwi
    Acorn the Kiwi 2 개월 전 +17

    “Wat da hell?”
    “One plus one equal two, you got 8.5. Okie test right now, you have 90 second.”
    “Steven when you were, okay it time. Don’t give me your papers; you’re all failures.”
    “I said find X- not your last ein cell.”
    How many times has he said failure?
    68 times in 2 minutes and 23 second s

  • WarriorcatsIguess
    WarriorcatsIguess 개월 전

    The “Don’t do drugs, … it’s too expensive” part I was laughing so hard

  • Khrone
    Khrone 년 전 +9484

    “I said find X, not find your last brain cell”
    This line is just too damn good.

  • Floani
    Floani 개월 전

    “Don’t do drugs, they’re too expensive” got me good 🤣

  • Adso Castro
    Adso Castro 2 개월 전

    "Steven, now I know what kind of failure you hangout with" I'm crying lmao

  • Mark Summers
    Mark Summers 5 일 전

    I wish I could own a watch as great as Steven He's...

    LIANG XU 8 일 전

    When I was in my elementary school, my Chinese teacher said to me, do you want to become an adult like you father, cleaning the dirt on streets? 😂 Which was actually my father's job. Luckily, I am not doing that now. 🤓

  • Lucca Tabar
    Lucca Tabar 8 개월 전 +13091

    "When I was nine years old, I was twenty-five"
    -Stevens Dad

    • Paul
      Paul 3 개월 전

      now be twenty five years old while being nine…
      says Steven fetting his revenge

    • Evdogg
      Evdogg 3 개월 전

      Yea I watched the vid.

    • J_X
      J_X 3 개월 전

      Sounds like my mum

    • Gpani22
      Gpani22 3 개월 전 +1


  • Amy H
    Amy H 29 일 전

    I literally cannot watch your videos without dying laughing!!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Gracia and Riley’s playtime

    “I said find x not your last braincell” got me laughing 😂

  • Cameron Gist
    Cameron Gist 2 일 전

    Spills son's most embarrassing life moments, but it's the son's fault. Asian parents don't have a monopoly on that! Lol

  • lemonade
    lemonade 18 일 전

    "i said find x, not your last brain cell"
    "when you find the number you divide, not disappoint"
    had me absolutely deceased

  • xLava Flame
    xLava Flame 년 전 +4394

    "When I was nine years old, I was twenty five."
    -Steven Dad
    Also Steven Dad: "We the Asian not the Bsian"

  • Raviolithebest
    Raviolithebest 2 개월 전 +1

    2:03 "Steven's so dumb, when he was young he used to be scared by his own fat."
    *Now* this is a better argument than "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

    • Raviolithebest
      Raviolithebest 2 개월 전

      @Ayadi A. Naaaaah it's better "fat". Let's keep this alive.

    • Ayadi A.
      Ayadi A. 2 개월 전

      Fart* not fat

  • Micah's Machines
    Micah's Machines 개월 전 +3

    "Don't do drugs, it's to expensive".

  • Ibrahim raja
    Ibrahim raja 8 일 전 +1

    "Don't do drugs, it's to EXPENSIVE" caught me off guard

  • Chentian Yang
    Chentian Yang 일 전

    “Why you use calculator; are you high?”
    “I can get you calculator for 3 cents.”
    Most related quotes in this whole video.
    Oops i forgot Steven and “hfaiiiilure”

  • ThePortraitArt
    ThePortraitArt 년 전 +16122

    ok this guy underrated funny as f

  • Felipe Arnus
    Felipe Arnus 개월 전

    "Dont do drugs... its to expensive"
    Truly wise words

  • dFruitzig a
    dFruitzig a 19 일 전

    Steven might really replace my whole therapy one day 🤪

  • wise_girl
    wise_girl 개월 전 +1

    This guy's "what the flip" at 1:20 is KILLING MEEEEE also I need "don't do drugs, they're too expensive" on a t-shirt 😂

  • Idiomas Entusiasticos

    “Don’t too drugs”
    “Too expensive”
    Every ex druggie has told me not to do drugs and their #1 reason isn’t because it’s bad, it’s because of how broke it made them. So I agree.

  • Abdu
    Abdu 년 전 +22379

    “You know what I say to aspiring actors? Venti latte with caramel please” Omg...

  • LewdGeek
    LewdGeek 8 일 전 +1

    OMG the fart part that he didn't know he had a butt killed me 😂😂🤣🤣

  • GearboxMerc
    GearboxMerc 6 일 전

    "Steven so stupid he got B in Lunch." My eyes hurt from laugh crying so hard XD

    TRICKFINITY 2 개월 전 +1

    When he said about the butt... I was dead... 😂😂

  • maple🍁
    maple🍁 2 개월 전

    Throughout my life, every teacher I had was an Asian💀

  • Shadowdroid776
    Shadowdroid776 3 개월 전 +4994

    "what field of lawyer you wanna be?"
    "Oh I don't wanna be a lawyer."
    "That's okay, you can still be a doctor "
    This killed me 🤣

    • Jesse Lapides
      Jesse Lapides 2 일 전 +1

      @Norah Elaine Failure

    • WelcomeTo Life
      WelcomeTo Life 개월 전


    • Norah Elaine
      Norah Elaine 개월 전 +2

      @Sherry T Or podiatrist. At very least, chiropractor.

    • Sherry T
      Sherry T 개월 전 +14

      @Syam Kuznetsov Ikr? So many options available. If the dentist school doesn't accept him he could still be an engineer.

  • Question_Mark?
    Question_Mark? 26 일 전

    “Don’t do drugs. Too expensive” -Steven He 💀💀

  • Nobody
    Nobody 2 개월 전

    “Don’t do drugs, it’s too expensive.”
    I feel this.

  • Just a ramdom kid
    Just a ramdom kid 2 개월 전 +1

    “When I was 9 years old, I was 25.” Such a nice one

  • The way Hobi broke it down in Hangsang

    “I’ll teach you the quadratic equation.”
    “Uh….this is Spanish class.”
    *death glare* “Nu-me-ro U-no”

  • Im Clueless
    Im Clueless 11 개월 전 +4419

    "i tell you what i tell all actors"
    "Venti latte please"
    that had me dying. XD

    • Z R
      Z R 4 개월 전 +2

      You forgot the caramel!!! "Stupid Failure!"

    • TheDerpyHenchmen
      TheDerpyHenchmen 4 개월 전 +1


    • MH player
      MH player 4 개월 전

      Isn't it also a ref to di caprio capuccino or idk im not italien

    • Thomas Michael
      Thomas Michael 7 개월 전 +1

      With caramel please!

    • AA AA
      AA AA 7 개월 전 +1

      1.1k ayy

  • bqkfast
    bqkfast 개월 전

    “Don’t do drugs, too expensive”
    That’s facts.

  • Simpy .-.
    Simpy .-. 2 개월 전

    I choked on water watching this :) thanks ♡
    (Due to the venti latte with caramel joke how did that make me laugh-)

  • Hazardous Head
    Hazardous Head 2 개월 전

    "Don't do drugs... too expensive..."
    I was dying

  • mrSquid100
    mrSquid100 2 개월 전

    I like how he points out how often he tells how he got to school everyday 20 miles both ways on one foot while the other one was starting Beijing corn

  • Deidrea DeWitt
    Deidrea DeWitt 11 개월 전 +5742

    "Don't do drugs - it's too expensive" is exactly what I have been telling my students for the last four years. They're all Korean. Some of them have called me the "mom" of the school. XD

    • Student
      Student 2 개월 전

      @Steven He lmao bruh

    • 偉享 林
      偉享 林 4 개월 전

      @Proliemdelu bold of you to assume my nationality.

    • Xaius
      Xaius 4 개월 전

      I have good memories of highschool Mom, it's an honor.

    • Booming Bob
      Booming Bob 4 개월 전

      @Peter Parker hmm

    • Peter Parker
      Peter Parker 4 개월 전


  • FlyinRaijin
    FlyinRaijin 2 개월 전

    holy shit this guy has definitely mastered at least one role lmao

  • Annie Smash Workout🦾

    Steven you make me laugh so much. 🤣😅😂🤣🤣🤣😭😅😂🤣🤣🤣 Thank you for your content.

  • Zen
    Zen 개월 전

    I actually had my father as teacher in class, it was pretty chill tho.

  • SlobberDonkey Gaming

    "When you fart you go- You didn't know you had a butt" Killed me

  • DEAD END C137
    DEAD END C137 4 개월 전 +11605

    " I teach you quadratic formula "
    "this is Spanish class"
    "...numero uno"
    makes me laugh uncontrollably all day

  • misc misc
    misc misc 2 개월 전

    You got a LITERAL ROFL from me out of this one. Literally. On the floor. Rolling. And an asthma attack

  • CraZZyReactions
    CraZZyReactions 2 개월 전

    This is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • A shelly
    A shelly 20 일 전

    Even a year later, this is the best video steven has ever made...

  • jiokou-Chan
    jiokou-Chan 2 개월 전

    2:03 my favorite part 😂

  • Emerald miner
    Emerald miner 년 전 +3759

    When Steven dad is a substitute...
    “Don’t do drugs... too expensive.”


    "I was going to school with one foot and the other foot was starting a business" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • alex
    alex 2 개월 전

    The way his back bends is just the cherry on top to this. 💀

  • 『Mr. Curse』
    『Mr. Curse』 개월 전

    That was what my dad told me, he sold stuff at 9 and ask me why I'm so lazy and not be like him. Bro WTF. And he even told me the same story every day like it was his glory or something.

  • chriss joseph
    chriss joseph 2 개월 전 +2

    "Don't gimme ur paper you all failures."
    Stevens dad -2021