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- 게시일 2021. 11. 21.
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This skit is actually inspired by a true story. When I was 12 I walked into a shop in Shenzhen where EVERYtHING was off brand. Then I finally found a bottle of Coke. The Real Coke. So I bought it, drank it and half an hour later had the worst stomachache of my life. The Coke was legitimate, but It was 5 Years out of date.
So That's why I made this video.
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“You got fruit punch?”
“We got vegetable kick”
Damn literally all of the jokes and comebacks in this skit are so brilliantly written.
Cold cats
vegetable is like fruit my guy
Hot dogs naah cold cats
Everywhere I go, I see his face
“You got kool aid”
“No but we do have ugly aid”
“WHAT IS THAT”
"you got hotdogs?"
"we got cold cats."
that burst me into laughing so much that my mom entered the room and said, "honey, what's going on?"
@Sam Shah yeah same here.
@Sam Shah i know right..
“Nothing nothing just eating some cold cats”
1:13
Same with me. My wife came over to see if I was OK after that MePipe line. :D
"Do you have Mountain Dew?"
"We have Mountain Don't"
"What does that even taste like?"
"Procrastination"
That was the best one 😂
Stolen.
yeah i could not hold my laugh... and that has to say something.
i rarely laugh even if i find something funny...
The next one:
"Do you have root beer?"
"No, but we have leaf wine."
Trunk Ale
@Nathan Banji Nah, that's just hot leaf juice.
YES
"You have a soccer ball?"
*"We have headbutt spike."*
We Have Boot DEER.
I laughed at everything, but "We got 'Defend on Short People'" took me out. I'm in stitches, I needed this laugh session so much! Thank you, Steven! Been subbed since last year and I've had no regrets. ^__^
I could’ve called it “defend on midgets”
“What does that even taste like?!”
“Procrastination.”
Steven’s favorite drink no doubt
Mine too.
"I'll take five."
Failure is his favourite
Isn't procrastination one of the leading causes of failure?
These video's make my day every time
"You got Canada Dry?"
"We got American Moist"
Now that's komidy
MURICA!!
1:07
Do you have, like, Lays Chips?"
"Even better! We have Sits!"
"What the chicken Mc____ is THAT!?"
That is the best line in the world
"Sits Chips, everyone loves it."
IKR
"You got Hot Dogs?"
"We got Cold Cats."
So funny!!! 😂
This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. Such a masterpiece.
“I watch attack on titans,”
“We got defend on short people,”
LOL 😂 THAT ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME
The one that killed me was we got me pipe
Defend on short people 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
You like to watch Escape On Bits?
what about defend on dwarves
i agree
it killed me too
Steven, you're great, really, making me die of laughter every time, I'm literally crying of laughter every time xD
The transition from 0:59 is killing me lmao
"You have hotdogs?"
"No we have coldcats."
Best sentence ever
Steven he always have so good sponsors like its damn cool
Just gonna throw in a line for your eventual sequel:
"Do you have bottled water?"
"We have canned fire."
@Liamgeneric u mean emotional dammmmmmage🤣🤣
More like canned lava
@Galacticalized "We got a burglar"
You got coco pops?
Na we got caca snaps.
Caaaacaaaa snaaaaaps?!
Canned lava
broo he always has a way to make me laugh 😂
"Ya got hot dogs? We got cold cats😂" Legendary skits
“Do u watch anime? Yea i watch attack on titan. We have defend on short poeple” idk why but that make me laugh so hard
I love the off brand videos, they´re amazing. I´ve been laying on the floor laughing XD XD XD
“Do you have Dr Pepper?”
“No, we got Dr Salt.”
This guy gets me every time
@Average Brazilian Samurai *So true*
Lawyer salt would be great too
Dr YEET
Imagine nurse sugar and surgeon meat
Dr Paprika
"You got red bull?"
"No,we got blue cow"
That's hilarious 😂
"You got hotdog?"
"No,we got cold cats"
You can see Steven start to laugh after he says "FantAAA" the second time and I love it
Ac ta or haterta sounds better
The “we got vegetable kick” hit him hard lmao
I watches this like 10 times in a row and it was still funny
Steven: “Do you have stand up comedy videos”
Manager: “No but we have sit down depression books”
@Steven He lol
@Vivian Jones But he's only 9 years old!
@Something--He’s smarter than the neighbor’s kid!
BRUHHHHHH HOW YOU SMARTER THAN AVERAGE
BRO THATS GENIUS
“Do you have Mountain Dew?”
“We have Mountain Don’t”
Got me laughing
Bruh, i cant stop watching your videos i even rematch them, keep up the great work man, you make my day with these 🤣
I couldn't stop laughing, even after the video ended
"You got hot dogs? No we got cold cats"I'm dying 😂
"Do you have a Steven He?"
"No, we've got a Stephanie She."
"Take it or leave it."
What’s the off brand of Beijing corn
New York rice?
No no steven needs to be the off brand, he's the failure
Lmfao
hi
why would i not take the success channel ? the stephanie she obviously ! 😆🤣
Steven you're a legend man👏🏼😂
Bro I have not laughed this hard in a while 🤣😂
1:09
I laughed for 5 minutes straight at this 🤣😂
"Defend on short people"
He is a genius
"We got Mountain don't"
"WTF does that taste like?"
"Procrastination"
THAT killed me. PLEASE do more of these. Lmao.
@Secret Josh Not doing anything productive
@Akiro RIGHT! That would have been good too. Lol
opposite of mountain would of went with Valley dont
Doe*
"we got defend on short people"
I almost died to this laughing
it's almost midnight but steve got me wheezing till I passed out HAHAHAHH
I love that as Steven gets more exasperated his American accent starts to slip away.
i think its the opposite. his chinese accent starts to open up because chinese people cant take incompetent people like that clerk
“We have Defend On Short People” had me dying!
"Do you have 7 up? No we have 6 down." Your skits are so hilarious.
“One to go”
Have 4 gone
We got top10
have 5 double down
Customer: Do you have Mountain Dew
Cashier: Nah we got mountain don’t
Customer: What does that even taste like
Cashier: Procrastination
"You know what? Forget it. Do you have a bottle of water?"
*"Sir, we have a cup of lava-*
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
"You have hotdogs"
"We have cold cats"
I'm dying.
After hearing "Do you have like lays chips?"
I was expecting "even better we have walkers"
"is that imagine dragons"
"no, that is picture birds" that absolutely killed me
@Alexis Joseph Quejas No, Android 16.......
19 was the whitefaced clown utterly destroyed by Vegeta.
16 was the one that loved nature, most of all, birds.
Android 16 is disappointed.
Android 19 would be proud
@The Burden I think league of legends
@The Burden I would say lol means laugh out loud but honestly I don’t know in this case what it is.
This is pure comedy genius!!!!
Thank you 🤣😂
"we got Me PIPE!" was laughing the whole time but this sent me!!!! 🤣
Give it some time I'm sure all of these will become real drinks at one point.
THE WAY HE JUST SAID: “ We got leases balls” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
"We got MountainDont."
"What the fk does that taste like?"
"Procrastination"
*The drink no one asked for but the one we needed...*
MountainDew more like RocksDon’t
This one got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
And may not drink...
Nah hilldont would have been better
Maybe later..
I always enjoy the creative off brand names but none of them usually make me laugh. However, the timing of the “me pipe” was so perfect and caught me so off guard that I’m sure everyone in the house heard me laugh.
If you make a sequel, here's an idea
"You got finger paintings?"
"We got toe drawings."
1:12 made me laugh to hard
"Do you have Snickers?"
"We got Flip-flops"
Let's all take a moment to appreciate the poses of Steven contemplating his place in the universe and wondering when did everything took a sharp turn towards "wrong".
...
I thought he tried to find the only thing that shopkeeper can't twist
What about after have nothing had z dull ridge away from “right”?
lmao ikr
“we got MEPIPE”
that’s got me laughing 😂😂😂
1:47
"Cloudy A+" sounds like something Dad wishes he'd stocked in the house.
“I watch Attack on Titan”
“We have Defend on Short People”
I can’t stop laughing at this 😂
“we got mountain don’t.”
“what the hell does that taste like??”
“procrastination.”
love that bit😭😭
The poses after "vegetable kick" are just hilarious lmao 😂
He is mastering his inner Asian power 😱
Luigi taunt from super smash bros lol
those hurt my face from laughing
The random poses really make it 10x funnier
Someone with real comedic talent dude really funny. How I never knew about you i will never know
"you got reese's cups?"
"we got leeses balls"
this cracked me up
"You got hot dogs?"
"We've got cold cats!"
"I watch attack on titan"
"We have defend on short people"
Those jokes are just 10/10
me: *Looks back at this* holy SH@#
I damn near could not breathe when he said we got " Defend on short people" . I was not expecting that at all.
Is this a Jojo reference or a he meant it for Levi 🤣 ( og anime watcher do know what I meant )
I hit the 1.100 like :D
@Lucas ah, a man of culture i see
Defend of Levi
"You got hotdogs?"
"We've got coolcats"
"what's this music, Imagine Dragons?"
"It's Picture Birds"
I am done. I have lost the ability to laugh.
''We got me-pipe''' really got me laughing there
“Do you have a manager?”
“No, but we have an overseer.”
Excellent. I'm glad I found your channel 😂
Me: “Mom I want snacks!”
Mom: “We have snacks at home!”
Snacks at home:
@Oscar Wang samee
Bruh imagine actually having snacks at home
Stop this old joke dude
The fact that the worker became the manager with just a hat has strong ATLA vibes 🤣
Defend on short people is so hilarious 🤣
I feel bad for Steven like at home is torture and when he goes out he can’t buy a single thing lol
Steven: You got Fruit Punch?
Guy: We got Vegetable Kick.
Steven: *contemplates life for a few transitions*
"Do you have red bull?"
"We got blue cow"
This guy always gets me laughing
@BedwarsBlack its a *bot* bro
@Shaquilla💋 ew
why?
Bro there's an animal called blue cow, that's real thing bro
isn't blue cow a cheese brand or something...
aiyo i got a like from steven
These are the exact reactions when I ask for a rum and coke, and they ask me if a rum and Pepsi would do?
"Defend of short people"
That kill me 🤣
“Do you have lemonade?”
“We have lime assistance”
"Fast and frustrated" has me DYINGGGG xDD
"Do you have Beijing Corn?"
"No, but we have Shanghai Nuts."
@Priscilla Jimenez It's obviously Taiwan Barley
Best joke been laughing because for this the whole time
JAY WHY YOU GOTTA KEEP FLEXING ON ME LIKE THIS
You're all wrong lol
It's Nanjing oats!
@Biswaranjan Behera Its simple all you need to do is think... and then you have a joek
"WHAT THE CHICKEN MCFUCK IS THAT?" had me dying
"You get a sunny a?"
"We get a cloudy a+"
Soo steven's father
your success is well deserved my man
"We got defend on short people"
Levi must be happier in there
"You got Reese's cups?"
"We got lisa's balls"
This joke will kill someone I swear...
the person named lisa : .-.
You got Roundtrees, you Hershey's, what about Cadbury chocolate bar ?
too late im dying already
I was literally searching for this comment lmao
It is supposed to be bowls
Subscribed .. thank you for being good with ur skits
Ia there a better word than hilarious , i would use it here 👏👏👏👍
0:23 I feel like Nurse Salt woulda been funnier but the skits are funnier all the same
Additional line I'mma add:
"You got Barqs Root Beer?"
"No, we got Meows Leaf Wine."
You got hot dogs?
We got cold cats!
That is hilarious
What gets me is that they just more and more creative and that is what makes them better than the previous.
"Do you have, like, Lays chips, or something?"
"Even better. We have Sits!"
"WhAt THe cHiCKeN McF*CK iS THaT?!"
😂😂Keep it up bro, these are just TOO FUNNY!!
We can all agree he never lets us down
The different names 😂
This one got me "Vegetable kick" and "Defend On The Short People"
(Subbed!)
The Lays Chips joke being Sits actually hits different when you know that, in the UK, they are called Walkers.
You're welcome.
"You got Reese's cups"
"No we have Lisa's balls"
That broke me into instant laughter 😂
bowls*
@Noor Fatima my man literally watches black pink LOL
U r triggering Lisa from black pink
Yep it's bowls
@Flashstrike cups as in breasts.
"You got sour patch kids?"
"No, we got sweet field adults"
This guy is the bomb and his skits are awesome and his comebacks are literally great.
0:58 - 1:02 This is the best part I love this😂😂😂
My dad thought I was farting but I was just dying in laughter on the floor