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  • 게시일 2021. 11. 21.
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  • Just Some Guy without a Mustache

    “You got fruit punch?”
    “We got vegetable kick”
    Damn literally all of the jokes and comebacks in this skit are so brilliantly written.

    • Wesley Miguel
      Wesley Miguel 11 일 전

      Cold cats

    • Yin Yu
      Yin Yu 개월 전

      vegetable is like fruit my guy

    • Alex Wander
      Alex Wander 개월 전

      Hot dogs naah cold cats

    • Yoshikage Kira
      Yoshikage Kira 2 개월 전

      Everywhere I go, I see his face

    • Meow
      Meow 2 개월 전

      “You got kool aid”
      “No but we do have ugly aid”
      “WHAT IS THAT”

  • Ssm_Gaming135
    Ssm_Gaming135 3 개월 전 +713

    "you got hotdogs?"
    "we got cold cats."
    that burst me into laughing so much that my mom entered the room and said, "honey, what's going on?"

  • Martin Basten
    Martin Basten 3 개월 전 +98

    "Do you have Mountain Dew?"
    "We have Mountain Don't"
    "What does that even taste like?"
    "Procrastination"
    That was the best one 😂

    • S o d i u m
      S o d i u m 개월 전

      Stolen.

    • MrTechfreak95
      MrTechfreak95 개월 전

      yeah i could not hold my laugh... and that has to say something.
      i rarely laugh even if i find something funny...

  • Ikaika W.
    Ikaika W. 3 개월 전 +368

    The next one:
    "Do you have root beer?"
    "No, but we have leaf wine."

  • will never be as lit as Lay
    will never be as lit as Lay 2 개월 전 +120

    I laughed at everything, but "We got 'Defend on Short People'" took me out. I'm in stitches, I needed this laugh session so much! Thank you, Steven! Been subbed since last year and I've had no regrets. ^__^

    • GG
      GG 2 개월 전 +3

      I could’ve called it “defend on midgets”

  • ✨ StarMixer ✨
    ✨ StarMixer ✨ 6 개월 전 +6207

    “What does that even taste like?!”
    “Procrastination.”
    Steven’s favorite drink no doubt

  • Dominick Doggo
    Dominick Doggo 3 개월 전 +234

    "You got Canada Dry?"
    "We got American Moist"
    Now that's komidy

  • Tsar Nicholas ll
    Tsar Nicholas ll 3 개월 전 +68

    1:07
    Do you have, like, Lays Chips?"
    "Even better! We have Sits!"
    "What the chicken Mc____ is THAT!?"
    That is the best line in the world

  • Stuff
    Stuff 3 개월 전 +16

    "You got Hot Dogs?"
    "We got Cold Cats."
    So funny!!! 😂

  • Blalhber
    Blalhber  2 개월 전 +3

    This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a while. Such a masterpiece.

  • extra awesome
    extra awesome 6 개월 전 +3795

    “I watch attack on titans,”
    “We got defend on short people,”
    LOL 😂 THAT ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME

  • Stéphanie Tanguay
    Stéphanie Tanguay 개월 전 +2

    Steven, you're great, really, making me die of laughter every time, I'm literally crying of laughter every time xD

  • Winnie
    Winnie 3 개월 전 +11

    The transition from 0:59 is killing me lmao

  • Joe Leonard's Gaming World

    "You have hotdogs?"
    "No we have coldcats."
    Best sentence ever

  • Bluwing
    Bluwing 3 개월 전 +5

    Steven he always have so good sponsors like its damn cool

  • Feral Cyborg Gaming
    Feral Cyborg Gaming 5 개월 전 +4273

    Just gonna throw in a line for your eventual sequel:
    "Do you have bottled water?"
    "We have canned fire."

  • FŁØWÉR_BŁØŚŚÊM
    FŁØWÉR_BŁØŚŚÊM 2 개월 전 +1

    broo he always has a way to make me laugh 😂

  • SAUMAX TV
    SAUMAX TV 2 개월 전 +3

    "Ya got hot dogs? We got cold cats😂" Legendary skits

  • EpicMudkip
    EpicMudkip 2 개월 전 +15

    “Do u watch anime? Yea i watch attack on titan. We have defend on short poeple” idk why but that make me laugh so hard

  • Blitz Dublone 300
    Blitz Dublone 300 3 개월 전 +1

    I love the off brand videos, they´re amazing. I´ve been laying on the floor laughing XD XD XD

  • Ma$e
    Ma$e 6 개월 전 +1712

    “Do you have Dr Pepper?”
    “No, we got Dr Salt.”
    This guy gets me every time

  • sheuly akter
    sheuly akter 2 개월 전 +2

    "You got red bull?"
    "No,we got blue cow"
    That's hilarious 😂
    "You got hotdog?"
    "No,we got cold cats"

  • Dark Blue Lemonade
    Dark Blue Lemonade 3 개월 전 +2

    You can see Steven start to laugh after he says "FantAAA" the second time and I love it

    • Sama Basem
      Sama Basem 2 개월 전

      Ac ta or haterta sounds better

  • Xponent101
    Xponent101 3 개월 전

    The “we got vegetable kick” hit him hard lmao

  • Alessio Nandha2012
    Alessio Nandha2012 3 개월 전 +2

    I watches this like 10 times in a row and it was still funny

  • Ramakrishnan Gopinath
    Ramakrishnan Gopinath 6 개월 전 +961

    Steven: “Do you have stand up comedy videos”
    Manager: “No but we have sit down depression books”

    • G20DWIN
      G20DWIN 3 개월 전

      @Steven He lol

    • Something
      Something 5 개월 전

      @Vivian Jones But he's only 9 years old!

    • Vivian Jones
      Vivian Jones 5 개월 전 +3

      @Something--He’s smarter than the neighbor’s kid!

    • Something
      Something 5 개월 전 +1

      BRUHHHHHH HOW YOU SMARTER THAN AVERAGE

    • AyoTheAce
      AyoTheAce 6 개월 전 +4

      BRO THATS GENIUS

  • Amit Nonhoff
    Amit Nonhoff 개월 전 +1

    “Do you have Mountain Dew?”
    “We have Mountain Don’t”
    Got me laughing

  • Logan Staffon
    Logan Staffon 3 개월 전 +1

    Bruh, i cant stop watching your videos i even rematch them, keep up the great work man, you make my day with these 🤣

  • Montana Rebel
    Montana Rebel 3 개월 전

    I couldn't stop laughing, even after the video ended

  • ♡Nutella♡
    ♡Nutella♡ 3 개월 전 +1

    "You got hot dogs? No we got cold cats"I'm dying 😂

  • VanXodus305
    VanXodus305 6 개월 전 +3631

    "Do you have a Steven He?"
    "No, we've got a Stephanie She."
    "Take it or leave it."

    • Cumunist
      Cumunist 개월 전 +1

      What’s the off brand of Beijing corn
      New York rice?

    • Wolf X.
      Wolf X. 2 개월 전 +1

      No no steven needs to be the off brand, he's the failure

    • Electro 21z
      Electro 21z 2 개월 전 +2

      Lmfao

    • Giselle Stephanie Audrienna
      Giselle Stephanie Audrienna 3 개월 전 +1

      hi

    • Kellen Moon
      Kellen Moon 3 개월 전 +1

      why would i not take the success channel ? the stephanie she obviously ! 😆🤣

  • word.
    word.  3 개월 전

    Steven you're a legend man👏🏼😂

  • SgtChaosUSMC
    SgtChaosUSMC 2 개월 전

    Bro I have not laughed this hard in a while 🤣😂

  • Ant1Matter
    Ant1Matter 3 개월 전

    1:09
    I laughed for 5 minutes straight at this 🤣😂

  • Donkhuzy
    Donkhuzy 3 개월 전 +1

    "Defend on short people"
    He is a genius

  • Chris L
    Chris L 5 개월 전 +2744

    "We got Mountain don't"
    "WTF does that taste like?"
    "Procrastination"
    THAT killed me. PLEASE do more of these. Lmao.

    • Super Mario
      Super Mario 27 일 전

      @Secret Josh Not doing anything productive

    • Chris L
      Chris L 개월 전

      @Akiro RIGHT! That would have been good too. Lol

    • Akiro
      Akiro 개월 전

      opposite of mountain would of went with Valley dont

    • HELP ME
      HELP ME 개월 전

      Doe*

  • Aldrin_AA
    Aldrin_AA 2 개월 전

    "we got defend on short people"
    I almost died to this laughing

  • 香sushi
    香sushi 3 개월 전

    it's almost midnight but steve got me wheezing till I passed out HAHAHAHH

  • Gabriel Holley
    Gabriel Holley 3 개월 전 +1

    I love that as Steven gets more exasperated his American accent starts to slip away.

    • Ahhh Haaa
      Ahhh Haaa 개월 전

      i think its the opposite. his chinese accent starts to open up because chinese people cant take incompetent people like that clerk

  • Skullgrindor 54
    Skullgrindor 54 2 개월 전

    “We have Defend On Short People” had me dying!

  • LionHeartz
    LionHeartz 6 개월 전 +6180

    "Do you have 7 up? No we have 6 down." Your skits are so hilarious.

  • Tiago Filipe Vaz TFV
    Tiago Filipe Vaz TFV 3 개월 전 +2

    "You know what? Forget it. Do you have a bottle of water?"
    *"Sir, we have a cup of lava-*

  • Oliver Sherman 2
    Oliver Sherman 2 2 개월 전

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff!

  • Mark :D
    Mark :D 3 개월 전 +1

    "You have hotdogs"
    "We have cold cats"
    I'm dying.

  • Ismail Chishti
    Ismail Chishti 2 개월 전

    After hearing "Do you have like lays chips?"
    I was expecting "even better we have walkers"

  • Clive Dawson
    Clive Dawson 6 개월 전 +1674

    "is that imagine dragons"
    "no, that is picture birds" that absolutely killed me

    • Zorothex
      Zorothex 2 개월 전

      @Alexis Joseph Quejas No, Android 16.......
      19 was the whitefaced clown utterly destroyed by Vegeta.
      16 was the one that loved nature, most of all, birds.
      Android 16 is disappointed.

    • Alexis Joseph Quejas
      Alexis Joseph Quejas 2 개월 전

      Android 19 would be proud

    • THESTORMCALL3R
      THESTORMCALL3R 3 개월 전

      @The Burden I think league of legends

    • Romie 777
      Romie 777 3 개월 전

      @The Burden I would say lol means laugh out loud but honestly I don’t know in this case what it is.

  • Gabriel Winter
    Gabriel Winter 2 개월 전

    This is pure comedy genius!!!!

  • Ani
    Ani 3 개월 전

    Thank you 🤣😂
    "we got Me PIPE!" was laughing the whole time but this sent me!!!! 🤣

  • Lain32
    Lain32 개월 전

    Give it some time I'm sure all of these will become real drinks at one point.

  • Fishy DIY
    Fishy DIY 3 개월 전

    THE WAY HE JUST SAID: “ We got leases balls” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • CrowSsant - BS
    CrowSsant - BS 6 개월 전 +1648

    "We got MountainDont."
    "What the fk does that taste like?"
    "Procrastination"
    *The drink no one asked for but the one we needed...*

    • Y3T1
      Y3T1 5 개월 전 +1

      MountainDew more like RocksDon’t

    • Lee EunHae
      Lee EunHae 6 개월 전 +2

      This one got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

    • Kriti Chaplot
      Kriti Chaplot 6 개월 전 +1

      And may not drink...

    • Lucid Pizza
      Lucid Pizza 6 개월 전 +2

      Nah hilldont would have been better

    • Xcept12
      Xcept12 6 개월 전 +6

      Maybe later..

  • Benizda1
    Benizda1 3 개월 전

    I always enjoy the creative off brand names but none of them usually make me laugh. However, the timing of the “me pipe” was so perfect and caught me so off guard that I’m sure everyone in the house heard me laugh.

  • Pxmpz 69
    Pxmpz 69 2 개월 전

    If you make a sequel, here's an idea
    "You got finger paintings?"
    "We got toe drawings."

  • Liam Dog
    Liam Dog 3 개월 전

    1:12 made me laugh to hard

  • ganesh koushik
    ganesh koushik 3 개월 전 +2

    "Do you have Snickers?"
    "We got Flip-flops"

  • Estelian
    Estelian 6 개월 전 +1643

    Let's all take a moment to appreciate the poses of Steven contemplating his place in the universe and wondering when did everything took a sharp turn towards "wrong".

  • Pokémon Dispenser
    Pokémon Dispenser 2 개월 전

    “we got MEPIPE”
    that’s got me laughing 😂😂😂

  • ShadowDaPk
    ShadowDaPk 3 개월 전

    "Cloudy A+" sounds like something Dad wishes he'd stocked in the house.

  • RPGMN777 Official
    RPGMN777 Official 6 일 전

    “I watch Attack on Titan”
    “We have Defend on Short People”
    I can’t stop laughing at this 😂

  • Dominic Weber
    Dominic Weber 3 개월 전 +2

    “we got mountain don’t.”
    “what the hell does that taste like??”
    “procrastination.”
    love that bit😭😭

  • Simon Liang
    Simon Liang 6 개월 전 +636

    The poses after "vegetable kick" are just hilarious lmao 😂

  • Somebody
    Somebody 2 개월 전

    The random poses really make it 10x funnier

  • Jason Vcdade
    Jason Vcdade 3 개월 전

    Someone with real comedic talent dude really funny. How I never knew about you i will never know

  • williamdoro
    williamdoro 3 개월 전

    "you got reese's cups?"
    "we got leeses balls"
    this cracked me up

  • monocuber
    monocuber 3 개월 전 +1

    "You got hot dogs?"
    "We've got cold cats!"

  • �̵K̶͕̀ý̸͈a̶̦̿t̷̳̕t̷̩̍o̷͚͊Y̸̜̆T̸̘̄_ḏ̶͌ű̸͔b̵̮͠s̶�

    "I watch attack on titan"
    "We have defend on short people"
    Those jokes are just 10/10
    me: *Looks back at this* holy SH@#

    • Ulysses M.
      Ulysses M. 3 개월 전 +2

      I damn near could not breathe when he said we got " Defend on short people" . I was not expecting that at all.

    • Eternal mangekyou
      Eternal mangekyou 3 개월 전 +1

      Is this a Jojo reference or a he meant it for Levi 🤣 ( og anime watcher do know what I meant )

    • Saitama sensei
      Saitama sensei 4 개월 전

      I hit the 1.100 like :D

    • ImAnAxolotl
      ImAnAxolotl 4 개월 전

      @Lucas ah, a man of culture i see

    • Lucas
      Lucas 4 개월 전 +5

      Defend of Levi

  • tuna bodrumlu
    tuna bodrumlu 3 개월 전 +1

    "You got hotdogs?"
    "We've got coolcats"
    "what's this music, Imagine Dragons?"
    "It's Picture Birds"
    I am done. I have lost the ability to laugh.

  • Calebz
    Calebz 3 개월 전

    ''We got me-pipe''' really got me laughing there

  • Raymond Raptorclaw
    Raymond Raptorclaw 3 개월 전 +1

    “Do you have a manager?”
    “No, but we have an overseer.”

  • Caius Nair
    Caius Nair 개월 전

    Excellent. I'm glad I found your channel 😂

  • Void Opall
    Void Opall 6 개월 전 +486

    Me: “Mom I want snacks!”
    Mom: “We have snacks at home!”
    Snacks at home:

  • preston hill
    preston hill 3 개월 전

    The fact that the worker became the manager with just a hat has strong ATLA vibes 🤣

  • Coolguy210 0
    Coolguy210 0 3 개월 전

    Defend on short people is so hilarious 🤣

  • Mr. Storage HK
    Mr. Storage HK 4 일 전

    I feel bad for Steven like at home is torture and when he goes out he can’t buy a single thing lol

  • CrystalPlayzz25
    CrystalPlayzz25 3 개월 전

    Steven: You got Fruit Punch?
    Guy: We got Vegetable Kick.
    Steven: *contemplates life for a few transitions*

  • Ramaraj Nagendrakumar dineshkumar (Greendaless)

    "Do you have red bull?"
    "We got blue cow"
    This guy always gets me laughing

  • Rougewarrior073
    Rougewarrior073 3 개월 전

    These are the exact reactions when I ask for a rum and coke, and they ask me if a rum and Pepsi would do?

  • Néstor Graciano
    Néstor Graciano 2 개월 전

    "Defend of short people"
    That kill me 🤣

  • Spartan-117
    Spartan-117 2 개월 전 +1

    “Do you have lemonade?”
    “We have lime assistance”

  • Elias Gitterman
    Elias Gitterman 3 개월 전 +1

    "Fast and frustrated" has me DYINGGGG xDD

  • Jaydüdified
    Jaydüdified 6 개월 전 +334

    "Do you have Beijing Corn?"
    "No, but we have Shanghai Nuts."

    • Octocube25
      Octocube25 3 개월 전 +1

      @Priscilla Jimenez It's obviously Taiwan Barley

    • Pizzaking558
      Pizzaking558 6 개월 전 +1

      Best joke been laughing because for this the whole time

    • Azanerth
      Azanerth 6 개월 전

      JAY WHY YOU GOTTA KEEP FLEXING ON ME LIKE THIS

    • Priscilla Jimenez
      Priscilla Jimenez 6 개월 전 +1

      You're all wrong lol
      It's Nanjing oats!

    • Daniel ;(
      Daniel ;( 6 개월 전 +2

      @Biswaranjan Behera Its simple all you need to do is think... and then you have a joek

  • Person Man
    Person Man 3 개월 전

    "WHAT THE CHICKEN MCFUCK IS THAT?" had me dying

  • Job Less
    Job Less 개월 전 +1

    "You get a sunny a?"
    "We get a cloudy a+"
    Soo steven's father

  • Ansh Bhargava
    Ansh Bhargava 2 개월 전

    your success is well deserved my man

  • Hải minh Lê
    Hải minh Lê 3 개월 전

    "We got defend on short people"
    Levi must be happier in there

  • CrowSsant - BS
    CrowSsant - BS 6 개월 전 +572

    "You got Reese's cups?"
    "We got lisa's balls"
    This joke will kill someone I swear...

  • D K
    D K 3 개월 전

    Subscribed .. thank you for being good with ur skits
    Ia there a better word than hilarious , i would use it here 👏👏👏👍

  • Jacob
    Jacob 3 개월 전 +2

    0:23 I feel like Nurse Salt woulda been funnier but the skits are funnier all the same

  • Lynn Hester
    Lynn Hester 2 개월 전

    Additional line I'mma add:
    "You got Barqs Root Beer?"
    "No, we got Meows Leaf Wine."

  • YonoPerus
    YonoPerus 3 개월 전

    You got hot dogs?
    We got cold cats!
    That is hilarious

  • Bowen Judd
    Bowen Judd 6 개월 전 +385

    What gets me is that they just more and more creative and that is what makes them better than the previous.

  • wise_girl
    wise_girl 3 개월 전

    "Do you have, like, Lays chips, or something?"
    "Even better. We have Sits!"
    "WhAt THe cHiCKeN McF*CK iS THaT?!"
    😂😂Keep it up bro, these are just TOO FUNNY!!

  • Get me to 100K SUBS ❤️♥️

    We can all agree he never lets us down

  • Nara Ozu
    Nara Ozu 3 개월 전

    The different names 😂
    This one got me "Vegetable kick" and "Defend On The Short People"
    (Subbed!)

  • Adrick Hunter
    Adrick Hunter 3 개월 전

    The Lays Chips joke being Sits actually hits different when you know that, in the UK, they are called Walkers.
    You're welcome.

  • pretty fly guy
    pretty fly guy 4 개월 전 +1473

    "You got Reese's cups"
    "No we have Lisa's balls"
    That broke me into instant laughter 😂

    • FunkiestCord67
      FunkiestCord67 11 일 전

      bowls*

    • A Bird
      A Bird 15 일 전

      @Noor Fatima my man literally watches black pink LOL

    • Noor Fatima
      Noor Fatima 15 일 전

      U r triggering Lisa from black pink

    • A Bird
      A Bird 개월 전

      Yep it's bowls

    • General Usage
      General Usage 개월 전 +1

      @Flashstrike cups as in breasts.

  • rvinfo1
    rvinfo1 2 개월 전

    "You got sour patch kids?"
    "No, we got sweet field adults"

  • Jack Redwood
    Jack Redwood 2 개월 전

    This guy is the bomb and his skits are awesome and his comebacks are literally great.

  • Amr Mettwally
    Amr Mettwally 2 개월 전

    0:58 - 1:02 This is the best part I love this😂😂😂

  • Nooberto13
    Nooberto13 3 개월 전

    My dad thought I was farting but I was just dying in laughter on the floor