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  • 게시일 2021. 06. 20.
  • Father's day, New Years, Birthday, Easter, 4th of July, Presents.
    There you go KRclip. Please rank that in search. Thank you.
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  • Mairuzu Yugure
    Mairuzu Yugure 11 개월 전 +8333

    91 thousand more subscribers

  • s1eepyjozu
    s1eepyjozu 11 개월 전 +3240

    Steven this happens all the time with my mom 😂

  • Akrishjot Singh
    Akrishjot Singh 10 개월 전 +1969

    "My wrist watch so good it has 25 hours a day" that line got me so bad.

  • snowangelnc
    snowangelnc 6 개월 전 +770

    "Why didn't you give me anything for Father's Day?"
    "Because you told me not to."
    "What the-- NOW you decide to start doing what I tell you to do?????"

    • Orange Swirl
      Orange Swirl 3 개월 전 +13


    • Shweta ⚛️
      Shweta ⚛️ 5 개월 전 +22

      Why did I read that in Steven's father's voice?? 😮

  • Marine Corps Warrior
    Marine Corps Warrior 10 개월 전 +431

    He's so good, while watching I forget that he's doing both characters.

  • littleblueclovers
    littleblueclovers 3 개월 전 +82

    My dad literally told me when I was a kid: “The best birthday gift you can give me is the peace of mind that you didn’t spend any of my money”
    It was Asian as hell.
    I still got him a wallet and I still see him fondly talk about it.

    • Jerry4281
      Jerry4281 19 일 전 +1

      @Jonquil Gemstone I took it, also, he's saying it's no excuse when speaking languages English isn't my first language just because he can speak better than me does not mean he should judge me. I do have a stuttering problem in English and in Spanish because I can't get my thoughts out concisely. To me it makes him more of an asshole and pretentious to do that, when I clearly explained to him that it's not my first language. You commenting on this doesn't sound mean, but that's why I said that and left it like that, if he just said it nicely, "Yeah most people English speakers, who don't know any Spanish wouldn't understand that anyways, So for me I see no point in doing the English part." I told him my reasoning then he said it wasn't an excuse.

    • Jonquil Gemstone
      Jonquil Gemstone 19 일 전

      @Jerry4281 Dude, just take the criticism gracefully and move on. Your reaction made it look like an L for you 😆

    • Derp lololol
      Derp lololol 20 일 전 +1

      @Romy - a lot of people read it btw XD

    • Jerry4281
      Jerry4281 27 일 전

      @Romy - Well it's your opinion not a lot of people will read it anyways, bye.

    • Romy –
      Romy – 27 일 전 +2

      @Jerry4281 I know, but that's not what you did. One thing is mixing up words and another is writing a whole long sentence in one language only to translate it right after, English speakers won't understand that anyway. I only said just write the whole thing in English that's all, but it was really not that serious, it was just a short comment lol.

  • ShadowTheSlytherin
    ShadowTheSlytherin 11 개월 전 +9729

    He wants discount rice, iPhone, and a son that’s not a failure

    • Alex Kemplen
      Alex Kemplen 6 일 전

      how can you make someone that they're not? if someone's a failure they can't become a success. /j

    • Kathit Ahuja
      Kathit Ahuja 15 일 전

      He actually wants an Aphone

    • 伏見猿比古
      伏見猿比古 20 일 전 +2

      The last one is impossible.

    • Sylveon Umbreon
      Sylveon Umbreon 21 일 전

      I'm sure, all parents, even those Who are not asian, want that.

    • Torpedo _Donut
      Torpedo _Donut 21 일 전

      And a Rolex

  • Patrick94GSR
    Patrick94GSR 11 개월 전 +77

    My wife and I took my dad out to lunch and then we took a drive around town, showing him a lot of places he hadn't seen in many years. He expressed genuine joy at seeing all the places that brought back a lot of memories.

    • Mike V
      Mike V 3 개월 전 +7

      On such rides, my dad would always point and say "There's where the old road went."

  • PuzZleS
    PuzZleS 10 개월 전 +50

    This is so accurate lol, not just with dads, but with asian parents/elders/seniors in general. They might not even accept the gift in the end, but you are still definitely expected to make the gesture.

    • Caius Nair
      Caius Nair 개월 전

      I'm not sure where this culture originated from but it's literally everywhere somehow.

    • Barbie Blue
      Barbie Blue 2 개월 전

      All parents

  • Dzaki Ammari
    Dzaki Ammari 3 개월 전 +20

    as an asian, this is 100% true. my parents always expect me to do something that they told me not to do and get dissappointed because i'm doing what exactly they told me to do.

    • Sydney G.
      Sydney G. 3 개월 전 +1

      My mother is like that too and she's Greek. LOL

  • Dremmy
    Dremmy 11 개월 전 +27

    I love that Steven has so much fun doing these. The bloopers at the end are priceless.

  •  ShortHax
     ShortHax 11 개월 전 +12985

    The only gift my dad wants is for me to stop using a calculator and be an all out A-sian instead of a B-sian

  • Braydon Broome
    Braydon Broome 11 개월 전 +4

    As someone who works on Rolex watches for a living, and my dad does as well.
    This killed me.

  • Joseph AZ
    Joseph AZ 6 개월 전 +2

    I can only imagine how much fun you have editing these videos. 😂

  • JosePlays
    JosePlays 10 개월 전 +10

    0:05 that face 🤣

  • 有牙秋蓮
    有牙秋蓮 개월 전

    This dad reaction is exactly how I thought my mom secretly felt for years, but it turns out she legit never wanted anything xD

  • wreflextions
    wreflextions 11 개월 전 +4320

    “It shines in the dark”
    Hey you should put it into Steven’s future

    • winter-rose
      winter-rose 개월 전

      Emotional Damage Lol

    • Alendon Valdor
      Alendon Valdor 개월 전

      Light can't escape a black hole. The failure is too great.

    • Mr. Stupid Universe 731C
      Mr. Stupid Universe 731C  2 개월 전

      Hey I didn't know Steven's dad had a youtube account... Can I get a discount on Beijing corn?

    • lunarsmoke
      lunarsmoke 3 개월 전

      emotional damage

    • LOIS K
      LOIS K 3 개월 전


  • Daniele Moretti
    Daniele Moretti 개월 전 +1

    The fact that I’m a watch nerd made this episode even better 😂😂😂😂

  • Girth Worm Bill
    Girth Worm Bill 11 개월 전 +4

    I wish I could have been old enough to get my dad a real father's day gift.

  • Arturo Gonzalez Thomas
    Arturo Gonzalez Thomas 7 개월 전 +3

    Amazing, your “what a hell” always make my day.

  • Kayleigh Falter
    Kayleigh Falter 9 개월 전 +1

    Reminds me of asking my mom what she wants for Mother’s Day every year. Lol!

  • LycanAtm
    LycanAtm 11 개월 전 +3486

    Steven: I should get him something.
    Steven: “Gets him something”
    Steven’s dad: I wanted you to get a 200% in math

    • Vivek Jk
      Vivek Jk 2 개월 전

      @Equinox what do you mean, Stevens dad invented percentage and 2000% a real percentage.

    • Gary theNPC
      Gary theNPC 10 개월 전

      @Dyslexic Mitochondria Only the 2,000% in math?? My son is such a FAILURE-

    • Equinox
      Equinox 11 개월 전

      @Jack Massey Welsh You cannot have 200% of something lol, the max of something you can have is 100% of it 200% is not a tangible real number.

    • Jack Massey Welsh
      Jack Massey Welsh 11 개월 전

      @Equinox 200% is a real number lmfao

    • Mahmoud Nasser
      Mahmoud Nasser 11 개월 전

      @Mattea renzi this is the second time I've seen you compliment his videos in this channel

  • Yurian ∆ユリアン∆

    Steven's dad is a comedian treasure.

  • exPenTed
    exPenTed 11 개월 전 +1

    keep up with the good work Steve! We love your impressions!

  • Cloudycrystals
    Cloudycrystals 27 일 전

    How he manages to get a scene saying these lines without laughing still remains unseen

  • Tammy LaRonde
    Tammy LaRonde 28 일 전

    You're a riot, Steven. 🤣
    Love how he shows the watch while at the light switch. 🤣

  • Imaad Maqsood
    Imaad Maqsood 11 개월 전 +4303

    *"My watch so good it has 25 hours a day."*
    -Steven He 2021

  • The Real Shed Life
    The Real Shed Life 10 개월 전 +1

    As I watch more and more of these, the best thing is actually your acting. Granted, we all want these to be longer than ADHD 1.5 minute videos. Because of that, why not have someone do a collage of "best of" or something? Or make a 5-minute video. But have someone else write the script, and you act. Or you write 5 scripts and have someone piece them together. We like it a lot, want more. Steven He videos are like small amounts of perfect rice. Want more rice.

    • The Real Shed Life
      The Real Shed Life 10 개월 전

      Be sure and tell us about it

    • Steven He
      Steven He  10 개월 전 +2

      Haha thank you! I’m glad to tell you I’m play 2 leading roles in 2 tv productions. Hopefully they’ll be out mid 2022 😶

  • Caster MacDiarmid
    Caster MacDiarmid 17 일 전

    I love how he couldn’t say half this stuff without laughing

  • Caius Nair
    Caius Nair 개월 전

    I like how even when he does get him something after all that it's still a "you never listen to me" lmao 😭🤣

  • kai lee 1s
    kai lee 1s 11 개월 전

    Every time I watch his vids a smile appears on my face

  • Shweta ⚛️
    Shweta ⚛️ 5 개월 전

    That blank expressionless stare though 😆 Steven does take after his father 😂

  • Ian Morin
    Ian Morin 3 개월 전

    He adheres to my exact type of comedy and I love it.

  • Nicky Waters
    Nicky Waters 4 개월 전 +2

    The fact that there's a photo of Steven as Bong Joon-ho at the Oscars makes this skit even funnier 😂

  • Pragyansh Singh
    Pragyansh Singh 10 개월 전 +1

    Those pauses and reaction between the sentences, it's killing me🤣🤣

  • Yash Singam
    Yash Singam 11 개월 전 +1685

    My Indian dad be like: “Nice Apple Watch, waste of money” then on Father’s Day “where my Apple Watch huh”

    • Caius Nair
      Caius Nair 개월 전

      I think some older Gen X still wear budget watches as practical instruments rather than fashion. But even they're giving up on it now.

    • Gabriella Vargas
      Gabriella Vargas 4 개월 전

      Latino parents are the same way. 🤣

    • rogue eskimo
      rogue eskimo 6 개월 전 +4

      @Sujal Gondkar 9 9 9 i mean to each their own XD
      My dad collects watches it's kinda turned into his hobby but i mean he also collects stamps sooo

    • stephen singh
      stephen singh 7 개월 전 +2

      @Camouflage Jumpsuit ok

    • Camouflage Jumpsuit
      Camouflage Jumpsuit 7 개월 전 +2

      @stephen singh ohhhh, somebody was thinkin' before designing 😒 that never happens when we want it haha

  • Caeo Tan
    Caeo Tan 4 개월 전

    He's trying so hard not to laugh!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    But great video man! I can't stop laughing

  • Mr. Anderson
    Mr. Anderson 10 개월 전

    Hey Steven keep it up bro and you'll definitely become a legend👍

  • The Trend Doctor
    The Trend Doctor 9 개월 전

    Every time he says 'what da hell', my heart stops with laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • Aarav Shah YT
    Aarav Shah YT 11 개월 전 +16

    Steven’s dad: “Don’t get me anything”
    Steven: ok
    Steven’s dad: No no, I don’t think you understand, DON’T GET ME ANYTHING
    Steven: ok
    Steven’s dad: *continues to explain what he wants*

  • Newton J
    Newton J 11 개월 전 +3188

    My Dutch mother pulls this on her birthday, mothers day, Christmas.

    • stephen singh
      stephen singh 7 개월 전

      @that one birb then remind them what they said

    • Lucas Tardjopawiro
      Lucas Tardjopawiro 8 개월 전

      Maar echt

    • Purambo
      Purambo 10 개월 전

      You should have gave her a Dutch oven

    • Check
      Check 10 개월 전 +1

      My Korean mother does this too lol

  • Elizabeth Chan
    Elizabeth Chan 11 개월 전 +5

    When Steven's dad takes the traditional Chinese value of "politeness" and backhandedly uses it for personal gain...
    ...I don't doubt he can walk uphill both ways

  • Amol Seal
    Amol Seal 5 개월 전

    Lol I can already imagine my father saying " too expensive I could have got it for quarter of the price "

  • DismalShadow
    DismalShadow 11 개월 전

    When you realize that Steven He is more than likely a watch enthusiast, considering that he understands calibers and movements :D

  • utter rindomness
    utter rindomness 28 일 전

    Steven laughing at his own jokes makes me roflmao myself

  • MeAgain HimAgian
    MeAgain HimAgian 11 개월 전 +1003

    This man needs his own series, Netflix, Prime, doesn't matter.

    • itsmepuja
      itsmepuja 2 개월 전

      Yep! And he will play everybody just like Timmy playing soccer!

    • Jack Wu
      Jack Wu 4 개월 전

      @Magare Govedo There're many TV characters with enough jokes. Seriously, who do you still remember after all?

    • AnoosLord69
      AnoosLord69 4 개월 전 +1

      @Magare Govedo that's the point of a good TV show, stability iconic lines and such.

    • Jack Wu
      Jack Wu 4 개월 전

      Totally! Steven's Dad, such a brilliant character!

    • AnoosLord69
      AnoosLord69 5 개월 전 +1

      Do I hear a KRclip original resurgence? 👀👀

  • Jacob Markham
    Jacob Markham 3 개월 전

    Dude your the greatest KRclipr of all time I wish you all the success that's out there

  • Mun
    Mun 11 개월 전 +1

    Can't stop laughing 🤣

  • Corey Baer
    Corey Baer 6 개월 전

    I flipping LOVE the comedic timing and smash zooms in this and the 1st asian parent punishments and the 1st How asian parents flex.

  • hamiraii
    hamiraii 11 개월 전 +1

    You never fail to entertain me

  • Scuffed up
    Scuffed up 11 개월 전 +955

    “While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, “Daddy, you’re the boss in our family, right?” The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, “Yes, my little princess.” The girl then continued, “That’s because mommy put you in charge, right?”

  • Chris Wilko
    Chris Wilko 3 개월 전

    "it shines in the dark, look"
    Literally just killed myself with laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • Gìñzy Tøùz Øffíçîâl

    Can't wait for the Children's Day part!! 😂😂

  • kira
    kira 3 개월 전

    Omg I just can't! you are so hilarious!!! My father is Russian and he acts the same 🤣🤣🤣

  • Pal Alba
    Pal Alba 3 개월 전

    I loved it when he said, "it shines in the dark" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Joel Miltenberger
    Joel Miltenberger 11 개월 전 +482

    I love how after all of that, Steven’s dad is so proud of his watch and is doing everything he can to show it off! 😁

    • Tayna Delmar
      Tayna Delmar 9 개월 전 +24

      "my wrist is feeling heavy lately, I don't know why" 😂😂😂

  • First Last
    First Last 10 개월 전

    I'm so glad Steven He showed up in my youtube feed. So funny! Been sharing it with all my friends.

  • Xuefeng Wang
    Xuefeng Wang 26 일 전

    Sounds like my father hahaha, one day he told me his phone needs repaired, I asked him should I buy him a new one; he said dont waste money for that... I bought a new one anyway, but he showed no surprise at all

  • Joss Capiron
    Joss Capiron 11 개월 전

    These videos are only thing that brings happiness into my day

  • Jeff S
    Jeff S 11 개월 전

    I’ve gotten to the point where I tell them to just get me cards. That’s more than enough. 😁

  • Raven Cuomo
    Raven Cuomo 11 개월 전 +2261

    Asian parents are like “The only gift you’ve ever given me is the gift of a failure”

  • putchaidanganimal1
    putchaidanganimal1 3 개월 전 +1

    I'm sorry to admit, but I also do this whenever someone offers me to buy something and I reject it thinking they'll waste money (BUT I SECRETLY WANT THEM TO GET ME SOMETHING ANYWAYS). 😂🤣😂😂👌

  • Chris Smith
    Chris Smith 3 개월 전

    I love that the son actually got him the watch.

  • Leah C
    Leah C 11 개월 전

    Love this guy. Original jokes capturing those ironic moments we overlook but when pointed out are so funny. How does he come up with all of them 😂... I can almost hear his voice in my head say " Cuz Im Aaasian" lol
    And his acting so cutely amture and professional looking that it cannot not be loved.

    • Leah C
      Leah C 11 개월 전

      @Steven He I think you naturally do just fine! Unless your dad insists you try harder 🤭😂❤. Thanks for your awesome content, it's so funny, love the vibes 🌟

    • Steven He
      Steven He  11 개월 전 +1

      Thank you Leah ❤️ I will keep working hard ✨👍🏻

  • Jedistache
    Jedistache 11 개월 전

    It seems like every scene Steven is on the verge of laughing

  • Hugo the Brainwasher
    Hugo the Brainwasher 11 개월 전 +938

    "Don't get me nothing" Thats the secret phrase. He uses the wrong double negatives grammar on purpose. Genious!

    • Holy Alpaca
      Holy Alpaca 3 개월 전 +1

      @Mike 😂😭

    • Stealth Attack
      Stealth Attack 5 개월 전 +1


    • Eric
      Eric 7 개월 전 +5

      @Marion Sebastian not no, that comment is running parallel to the post comment.

    • Marion Sebastian
      Marion Sebastian 7 개월 전 +8

      @Qv4nt No- don't get me nothing means you should get me something

  • Megacharles12
    Megacharles12 3 개월 전

    “It’s so good it can time travel” THIS JOKE WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOD!!!

  • Samuel Hepburn
    Samuel Hepburn 2 개월 전

    Father,son relationship I love it 😀 😍

  • Junwoo Jang
    Junwoo Jang 24 일 전

    I'm happy to see that Steve is a potential watch enthusiast. I'm so happy I'm not the only one XD

  • My Fluffy mcFluff Family

    Love the bloopers and his laugh 🤣🤣👍👍

  • Ishaan Nagireddi
    Ishaan Nagireddi 11 개월 전 +1334

    My dad's birthday is on father's day, so if we forget to get him something... *Sad Dad Noises*

    • Spyziy
      Spyziy 11 개월 전

      My mom's birthday was on fathers day once..... lol

    • Ishaan Nagireddi
      Ishaan Nagireddi 11 개월 전

      @Elijah Buettel lmao, he can't do that cos of my straight A's and my passive-aggressive way of "accidentally" missing an assignment.

    • Ishaan Nagireddi
      Ishaan Nagireddi 11 개월 전

      @Zip yeah, june 15th, at this point he just attaches it to father's day, cos he knows that nobody in the family will treat him nicely for 2 days in succession.

    • Zip
      Zip 11 개월 전

      @ABCKidsc ROBLOX oh ok ok I misunderstood, thank you

    • ABCKidsc ROBLOX
      ABCKidsc ROBLOX 11 개월 전

      @Zip Actually it _is_ possible to have A birthday on Father’s Day. The OP were probably talking about a certain year when their father had a birthday on the same day of Father’s Day, not saying that EVERY birthday is Father’s Day.

  • Random Compilations
    Random Compilations 5 개월 전 +1

    I'm waiting for Steven to start an actual Beijing corn can line.

  • D B
    D B 5 개월 전

    This reminds me of my uncle who says no to gifts but keeps going on about latest puma sneakers😄😂😂😂

  • Debbie Cardamone
    Debbie Cardamone 25 일 전

    Love all of “dads” jackets! He cracks me up!

  • Its always around
    Its always around 7 일 전

    To be fair, if it made my dad act all happy like this I'd get it for him

  • Orqw
    Orqw 11 개월 전 +1513

    Steven: gets A+
    His dad: *Average+.* YU FÅÏÌĹŪÙŘÈĘ

    • Stealth Attack
      Stealth Attack 5 개월 전


    • Orqw
      Orqw 11 개월 전

      @Baguette Really lmaoo

    • Pelipear
      Pelipear 11 개월 전

      I make skits! They're not much but I try my best. Have a nice day! :)

    • Baguette
      Baguette 11 개월 전 +1

      Lmao i remember that video in your pfp

    • Orqw
      Orqw 11 개월 전 +4

      @Mihir Pullakhandam yup

  • Wizel Balan
    Wizel Balan 7 개월 전

    Even though he is so happy to get his watch he still has to throw in a dig at his son just to save face.
    Also his 9-year old son bought him a rolex watch that is like 15k, that is pretty impressive.

  • Foster Dawson
    Foster Dawson 7 개월 전

    I love your stuff because you always include the bloopers at the end

  • SCBZ gaming12
    SCBZ gaming12 10 개월 전 +1

    0:05 that face tho!!! 😂

  • Germanp778
    Germanp778 2 개월 전 +1

    I like how they both had Google Docs open on their PC to see the script 🤣🤣😂😂

  • Madously
    Madously 7 개월 전

    This is hilarious 😂

  • Adrienne Reyes
    Adrienne Reyes 8 개월 전

    This is so me and my parents 😂😂😂😂

  • Yash Bhargava
    Yash Bhargava 4 개월 전 +2

    i love how the dad is using a gaming laptop and his son if using the same old stinky macbook

  • hollywoodshopaholic
    hollywoodshopaholic 6 개월 전

    I laughed so hard when he burst into laughter at 0:34

  • Porch Pirate
    Porch Pirate 11 개월 전 +607

    When Steven’s Dad’s Reverse Psychology doesn’t work:
    F A I L U R E

  • Luyanda Mthimkhulu
    Luyanda Mthimkhulu 13 일 전 +1

    All I want for Father’s Day is to meet Stevens Dad

  • Joyce Amarillas
    Joyce Amarillas 3 개월 전

    I have a rule that when i use my phone at living room i wont laugh cuz my fam is there but this one i just cant hold my laugh of steven dad so fucking hilarious and relatable cuz im petty like this HAHAHAAHAH

  • KingDrings Wynter
    KingDrings Wynter 11 개월 전

    the camera quality on those close ups had me dyeing of laughter

  • Barbie
    Barbie 6 개월 전

    i love it when he cracks himself up!

  • Lightbringer 741
    Lightbringer 741 11 개월 전 +289

    This Father's Day, I gave my father a can of Beijing Corn. He has never been more disappointed.

    • Caius Nair
      Caius Nair 개월 전

      @Alcatraz 😭🤣❤️

    • Kaedehara Kazuha
      Kaedehara Kazuha 2 개월 전


    • Vixey Teh
      Vixey Teh 6 개월 전 +5

      Unless you mean the Ghost Kitty.
      In which case, that ok, Dad and cat can be good friends. 😻

    • David Ding
      David Ding 6 개월 전 +2


  • Danfrombackhome
    Danfrombackhome 3 개월 전

    The funniest part of this that this isnt just asian dads. This is any dad 😂

  • Haley Wright
    Haley Wright 11 개월 전 +2

    Stevens dad: Don't get me anything
    Steven: Ok
    Fathers day
    Stevens dad: My present?
    Steven: You didn't want one
    Stevens dad: B E L T + SHOE COMBO

  • Samantha
    Samantha 11 개월 전

    I would watch an entire video of Steven’s dad showing off his new watch, not gonna lie 😂

  • John w
    John w 4 개월 전

    I got my dad a package from Omaha Steaks this year. He seemed to enjoy that a lot.

  • Karl Renner
    Karl Renner 11 개월 전 +1

    As a guy that hasn't received a gift since around 2010 this touches home lol. The first year we were dating I told my wife, who was working in a restaurant at the time, not to get me a birthday gift and she took that shit to heart. For contrast, this year I spent +$500 on Dave Matthews tickets for her b-day.
    Maybe women don't get equal pay because they cost so damn much money to know let alone date or marry.... (🤣😂🤣)

  • DiaborMagics
    DiaborMagics 2 개월 전

    haha you has me dead at "my watch so good, it have 25 hours a day!"

  • Sunset Diamond
    Sunset Diamond 10 개월 전 +1

    I love this haha 😂

  • Dee Sylvia
    Dee Sylvia 15 일 전

    I love how there's just a bunch of his identical grey jackets hanging in the background 😅

  • Coco and Pea
    Coco and Pea 11 개월 전 +378

    dad: aiyaaa dont waste money dont get me anything
    also dad: what? you didnt get me anything? so disrespectful..

  • SirPogWhales
    SirPogWhales 10 개월 전

    As an asian myself, this channel is HILARIOUS, pinnacle of komedy